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5/12/2010 10:58:43 PM

Weezer's Pinkerton hits waaaaaaaay too close to home right now

5/12/2010 11:09:18 PM

Optimum did, indeed, hear me fucking next door

5/12/2010 11:18:12 PM

full disclosure: she was pretty happy to be getting it, from what i heard.

5/12/2010 11:20:13 PM

i just made hand puppets sing take care by beach house to each other on my wall

omg

rock botttttommmmmm

5/13/2010 12:15:19 AM

I am enjoying Twitter WAY more than I thought I would

I'm thinking about stealing Bill Simmons' idea for a sports chant Twitter feed

5/13/2010 12:19:48 AM

Was at the midnight showing at North Hills, and the manager did a trivia thing for prizes before the show. He asked which suit was the one with the triangle on it, and I answered Mark VI. He said this was wrong, and he called on someone else who said that the answer was the Mark IV. I was like WTF, I've been reading about this for almost 6 months now. Today I went to Target and bought the Mark VI suit of the "Hall of Armor" toys which comes with the light up base and took it back to the theater. I politely introduced myself and explained that I felt like the answer last night was incorrect, so I showed the package to the manager who then claimed that the toy was wrong. Um... OK, so Marvel is gonna let Hasbro make millions of dollars of these toys and other merchandise and they're all labeled wrong? I then pulled out my phone and went to the Wikipedia page about it and showed him what it says about each of the suits in this movie and he claimed that it wasn't a credible source. So then I went to find production images and showed him the same image which is on page 1 of this thread and pointed out that the Mark IV in the background still has the circular chestpiece. He claimed that since he had read the answer in a Marvel encyclopedia that he was correct and I was wrong. Ugh. If there wasn't a prize involved in this (which was free movie passes), I'd be content to let him continue to be wrong, but noooooooooooooo. Now I just can't let it go. LOL.

5/13/2010 12:28:05 AM

Quote :

"This girl. She is everything to me. She is in med school and going to be an orthopedic surgeon. I took her on a cruise over her break, paid for everything and was a perfect gentleman. And all I got was a drunk kiss on the lips and told, "What an amazing friend I am". I am so in love with her it hurts. "

5/13/2010 12:30:09 AM

I'm NOT FALLING FOR IT TWICE.



[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 12:47 AM. Reason : ]

5/13/2010 12:37:28 AM

LOL

5/13/2010 12:43:07 AM

I wish I was as sexy as Bon Jovi.

5/13/2010 1:51:00 AM

ew bon jovi

5/13/2010 1:56:17 AM

I wish I was sexy.

5/13/2010 1:59:22 AM

Quote :

"A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt." "The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde." "Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." "

I lol'd.

5/13/2010 2:20:08 AM

I'm excited about being able to read my book and watch Golden Girls tonight. Waaayy too excited.

5/13/2010 11:34:12 PM

I'm 28 and single for the first time in a VERY long time... but I have no desire to pursue a girlfriend at all right now. Pretty much everything I am doing in life right now is working towards career goals. It kind of scares me that I might turn in to a person who spends all their time on their career, but I have pretty high goals that I know I need to pour a lot of time and effort in to, to achieve.

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 10:55 AM. Reason : and i think that is my first acutal real confession on here. how about that.]

5/14/2010 10:54:43 AM

i crashed at a friend's house last night and they left before i did and took the toothpaste with them. so i brushed my teeth with just water

5/14/2010 10:56:46 AM

my cousin, who is in 7th grade, just got a higher SAT score than i did when i took it junior year of high school

5/14/2010 1:39:32 PM

i'm watching a really stupid horrible movie called post grad. its not even horrible in an enjoyable way (like some romcoms and stuff). its just bad

but i still kinda like it cause zach guilford is in it - which is mainly why i chose to watch it anyway. whoops. celeb crush like whoa.

5/15/2010 8:29:16 PM

i just used my husband's razor to shave my pubes.

5/15/2010 8:51:18 PM

^ lol

5/15/2010 8:55:54 PM

tonight for a snack i ate beer and waffles

5/16/2010 12:56:32 AM

i get the food network magazine and my boyfriend says it is a fat kid magazine

5/16/2010 1:36:43 AM

The password to my wireless network used to be "swordfish"

I am considering changing it to swordfish again, just because it's awesome.

5/16/2010 4:09:39 AM

I fapped to kadwackle's unattractive pics.

5/17/2010 1:54:18 AM

I'm 24 and I've never had a boyfriend. Usually, I meet guys and I keep things light, friendly and fun. I do that so that I don't become too attached to them. The truth is... I'm tired of empty relationships. I'm tired of fucking a guy once or twice and thats the end of our 'friendship' I want more.

5/17/2010 1:58:11 AM

i want to eat dinner in my bed but that probably isn't a good idea

i'm just comfortable in here. my living room has smelly dog in it

5/17/2010 6:13:33 PM

a snuggie would be helpful right now

5/18/2010 12:15:20 AM

I'm halfway tempted to caption khcadwal's ivysaur picture and make it my Facebook profile.

5/18/2010 12:16:54 AM

YOU HAD BETTER NOT!

5/18/2010 12:18:07 AM

LOL

5/18/2010 12:20:50 AM

i just drank 60 oz of water

still thursty...

5/18/2010 12:23:19 AM

Jesus Christ, are you diabetic?

5/18/2010 12:24:30 AM

i have a king size bed but only one pillow. i make this confession tonight but will solve the problem tomorrow!

5/18/2010 1:16:15 AM

I cheated at Yahoo Games Backgammon against JT *giggles*

5/18/2010 1:17:57 AM

OH NOW IM MAD!!!

5/18/2010 1:18:59 AM

up up down down left right left right down up

then ALT-F4

5/18/2010 1:22:45 AM

no, not that i know of

5/18/2010 1:23:38 AM

I am now officially one step closer to joining the military

5/19/2010 3:13:31 PM

^ SHUTUP!

Details?

5/19/2010 3:14:56 PM

5/19/2010 3:28:01 PM

i hate people

i don't know what my problem is but most people annoy the shit out of me.

5/19/2010 3:37:16 PM

it's not even 8pm and i'm exhuasted.

wtf is wrong with me?!?!

5/20/2010 7:31:29 PM

me too

5/20/2010 7:33:10 PM

^^^i feel ya on that one

5/20/2010 7:36:40 PM

i'm having chips and dip for dinner

and i'm okay with that

5/21/2010 9:53:28 PM

I started to sneeze but farted instead. It was loud

5/21/2010 10:16:00 PM

^ those are the best ones.

5/21/2010 10:17:13 PM

I dont miss going out and getting drunk on the weekends at all

I'm perfectly content to hang out at the house and watch playoff hockey while my daughter sleeps next to me

I've got plenty of good stories to tell from my old partying days anyways

if that makes me an old fart, so be it.

that doesnt mean that I wont throw down from time to time, it just isnt on my priority list for things to do every single weekend night

5/21/2010 10:21:38 PM

I'm pissed at a friend who was edge, but now smokes. Yeah, it's dumb, I know.

5/21/2010 10:28:43 PM