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3/28/2011 10:40:18 PM

I can't get an internal interview to save my life so I must go outside of my nice secure job to find employment back in NC. Anyone need a person with three years assembley manufacturing engineering experience?

3/28/2011 11:27:33 PM

3/28/2011 11:34:01 PM

^^You better find something because we want you back in NC! I need someone to go to shows with

3/28/2011 11:36:13 PM

Well the heat is on! My lease ends in one month, and I hate moving, so I would rather move one time and that be back to Raleigh.

3/28/2011 11:39:55 PM

piranha 3d was quite entertaining

3/28/2011 11:49:11 PM

I kept hittng refresh thinking my Internet was messed up. But then I realized there hasn't been a post in chit chat for 20 minutes. WTF???????

3/29/2011 12:23:28 AM

This could end very well or very badly...

3/29/2011 12:31:12 AM

There is a downfall to living with three guys. Having to put on pants to go to the bathroom.

3/29/2011 12:31:32 AM

3/29/2011 12:38:12 AM

is this your nightly bump everything you like to the top no matter how irrelevant your post or the thread is time?

3/29/2011 3:54:36 AM

is this your nightly shut the fuck up

I believe it is.

3/29/2011 3:55:07 AM

hey, careful, you're starting to show hints of clever.

3/29/2011 4:08:04 AM

crap

that must mean it's time for another bong hit


oh wait I haven't had one in months

3/29/2011 4:11:07 AM

3/29/2011 4:32:07 AM

^

3/29/2011 5:03:33 AM

please let billy d come coach state

why is it not friday yet

3/29/2011 6:09:47 AM

3/29/2011 6:27:01 AM

I had such bad edema yester day that I couldn't put on boots and had to put on shoes with elastic backs, I could barely move my arms in my suit jacket, and the worse of all my fingers went up two sizes.

3/29/2011 8:13:52 AM

i was EXTREMELY productive from 6-8 a.m.


now i'm going to be a lazy ass for the next 8 hours

3/29/2011 9:17:06 AM

why all the edema?

3/29/2011 9:27:51 AM

getting my hurr cut on friday...

cause this long hair looks stupid...

3/29/2011 10:36:06 AM

A friend's mom passed away over the weekend and I was reading the obituary online.

It talks about the surviving family...the husband, the son (my friend) and the son's "special friend" (meaning his gf)


Why would you even write that?!

3/29/2011 11:10:06 AM

cause she's "special"

3/29/2011 11:10:34 AM

means they knew he's boning her and they didn't wanna write that in the obit

[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 11:11 AM. Reason : e]

3/29/2011 11:11:22 AM

his mom approved that he sticks it in her ass

3/29/2011 11:13:57 AM

special friend = family secretly hoping the son will dump the girlfriend eventually.

it happened to a friend of mine. she was engaged and her fiancee's mother introduced her to a friend as "so and so's friend." my friend remarked, "i'm actually his fiancee."

3/29/2011 11:15:33 AM

yeah, but in an obit?!

I mean, that happened to me with my husband and my MIL. While we were still dating, we went down to Orlando to visit his parents and we went to her work and she introduced me to her coworkers as "David's special little friend"

but in an obit, I don't think that needed to be in there

[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 11:17 AM. Reason : f]

[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 11:18 AM. Reason : f]

3/29/2011 11:16:21 AM

Mom didn't approve of the harlot and made sure her last words were to show she didn't accept her as his girlfriend

3/29/2011 11:16:29 AM

yeah, she shouldn't have been mentioned in the obit at all

3/29/2011 11:25:12 AM

She (the girlfriend) probably insisted on being mentioned. Attention whoring at it's finest?

3/29/2011 11:48:03 AM

Who wrote the obit to begin with? Dad? Son? Special friend?

3/29/2011 11:52:18 AM

my allergies are suddenly horrible today

3/29/2011 12:00:41 PM

I'm hungry....and my lunch isn't until 1:30

3/29/2011 12:33:34 PM

yeah, I'm going to go chill in bed for a bit the rest of the day

3/29/2011 12:45:26 PM

I had my dogs in our fenced in backyard to enjoy some sun when I hear some awful noise. I'm thinking they're playing on the stoop so I go out to the sunroom to investigate and the pup is freaking the fuck out over the garbage truck scratching the shit out of the door to get in. mother fucker.

[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 1:19 PM. Reason : ok I just checked the door and no dents or scratches, bitch ]

3/29/2011 1:15:03 PM

I've determined that coffee is bearable if I can drown it in french vanilla creamer and sugars

3/29/2011 1:45:07 PM

For fuck's sake, breaking up shouldn't be this painful.

3/29/2011 1:48:02 PM

lol@massachusetts

3/29/2011 1:50:11 PM

also today is going way too slow

3/29/2011 1:53:47 PM

ok...that's the first one of those comics i've found funny...

because it's true...



my friends act like i live on another continent sometimes

[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 1:55 PM. Reason : also...thank GOD i get paid this week]

3/29/2011 1:54:30 PM

i don't find it as much funny as i find it true.

sad but true

3/29/2011 1:56:20 PM

well...i mean...i didn't Laugh Out Loud or anything...


but i grinned a little...


if you put into perspective how much those comics suck, that makes this one FUCKING HILARIOUS

[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 1:58 PM. Reason : slkfj]

3/29/2011 1:57:48 PM

Listening to Britney Spears Femme Fatale and loving it so far.

3/29/2011 2:00:49 PM

ugh...

3/29/2011 2:05:00 PM

Quote :

"Exxxxxx Wxxx So my blackberry software was updated and i don't know how to use my phone anymore...."

3/29/2011 2:20:33 PM

heh, I don't like the comic series, but that was gave me a slight chuckle, but really not that funny. Still I don't visit my friends that much because they live 20 mins away. Too much effort to visit them and they feel the same about visiting me.

3/29/2011 2:34:14 PM

playing on tdub instead of working on my project

3/29/2011 2:38:07 PM

I've got the horrid jeans and tennis shoes look going today because the physical therapist said these shoes would be better for the ankle than flat-soled shoes.

3/29/2011 2:53:47 PM

whats the story behind the violin cat and clapping mouse .gif? at least in relation to tww

3/29/2011 2:56:07 PM