Quote :

"I am so fucking hungry all the time now. It never used to be like this"

same

and I'm not even getting high anymore

3/29/2011 11:48:04 PM

this does not deserve to be the 49th post

Quote :

" omg want"

3/29/2011 11:57:25 PM

^cute!

So i'm reading questionable content from the beginning and reading the authors commentary.

Quote :

"No doubt you've heard about these new mini iPods that Apple unveiled today. My take on them is this: The regular-size iPods are already more than compact enough to comfortably fit in a pocket. If you've got $250 to spend, why not just save up the extra $50 and buy a 15gb iPod that has more than five times the storage capacity of the iPod Mini? My advice is to either get a 15gb, or wait until next Christmas, when I would not be surprised to see the iPod Minis substantially cheaper than they are now."

there is no date on it but it must be 2003/2004 sooooooo funny to read now. 1st generation ipods

3/30/2011 12:00:40 AM

That was a helluva lunch...

2 Turkey and Swiss Sandwiches
6 Honey BBQ Bada Wings
12oz bowl of Lucky Charms with Skim Milk
10oz glass of Orange Juice.


Yeah... I'm not entirely full either

3/30/2011 12:36:47 AM

watching 3 preggers chics duke it out on a fb status.... it's a great way to avoid HW

3/30/2011 12:46:29 AM

ahhaha who on FB should I get with the I love Justin Banner...?!EMCE?

3/30/2011 12:49:11 AM

The past continues to interfere with the present.

3/30/2011 12:51:29 AM

Six months later, my favorite eHarmony hookup is engaged. No, not to me.

3/30/2011 1:11:05 AM

Apparently I'm now considered a "douchebag" WOOHOO! SOUND THE COW BELLS, I MADE THE GRADE! ONTO ACHIEVING ASSHOLE!!!

3/30/2011 2:19:42 AM

Fuck every one of you. Except you. You are alright.

3/30/2011 2:26:44 AM

my afghanistan alarm clock is gona be going off too soon

3/30/2011 3:05:43 AM

why did I ever agree to this?!?!?!?!

Quote :

" WORST DECISION EVER "

3/30/2011 3:24:08 AM

Like it or not, don’t lose no respect for me. Never mind what I did, cause the best commin’

3/30/2011 3:39:00 AM

I just made the executive decision to not straighten my hair today which will save me a ton of time...

There is no need since I'll be outisde in the rain all day

[Edited on March 30, 2011 at 7:17 AM. Reason : g]

3/30/2011 7:16:42 AM

Wet t-shirt! Hooray!

3/30/2011 7:19:48 AM

why is my right hip hurting so much?

3/30/2011 8:03:01 AM

More like wet fuzzy sweater



And I changed my mind already....I'm going to try to do something with my hair...haha

3/30/2011 8:03:03 AM

Ugh

Soggy sweaters are worse than cancer

3/30/2011 8:08:36 AM

almost

3/30/2011 8:10:31 AM

Quote :

"When Pigs Fly"

Pigs are flying on I-40!

[Edited on March 30, 2011 at 8:36 AM. Reason : .]

3/30/2011 8:35:28 AM

Quote :

"I want me some of that cider that apparently isn't spoiled."

I will bring you some when I come visit.

3/30/2011 9:21:54 AM

Why did I wear my silky cream top today?

It's raining like crazy

3/30/2011 9:22:58 AM

I wore a white sweater too. And a pale yellow cami under it.

3/30/2011 9:26:12 AM

3/30/2011 9:36:50 AM

so do men

3/30/2011 9:38:34 AM

mmm, thunder

3/30/2011 9:43:24 AM

why the hell is the one channel I want to listen to on XM not working?? all the rest work fine...

Norm Mcdonald and Colin Quinn are supposed to be on there right now too (uncensored shock jock channel so you know it would be good).


fuuuuuuuuu

3/30/2011 9:47:17 AM

Well sound isn't working on Fox50 if you have DirecTV

I can't wait to answer calls from people trying to watch Family Feud.

3/30/2011 9:56:55 AM

"give me 'calls I don't want to take'" [/steve harvey]

3/30/2011 9:58:06 AM

Finally saw Get Him to the Greek last night

Amusing at first, but it quickly devolved into a contest to see how many things Jonah Hill could shove up his ass

3/30/2011 12:05:11 PM

Police snatched me up
Tried to break my jaw

3/30/2011 12:06:37 PM

God damn it, got left behind for lunch again. My leaving work for lunch to get the dog is getting annoying since people think I won't be around anymore.

[Edited on March 30, 2011 at 12:23 PM. Reason : They were getting Japanese too ]

3/30/2011 12:16:32 PM

why i like cats so much better than dogs

i can leave my cats alone for a damn week if i need to.

3/30/2011 12:18:17 PM

Gah! I want to leave work for the day!!!

3/30/2011 1:13:44 PM

I hate when my mood completely changes for no reason. I should be a dude.

3/30/2011 1:14:12 PM

3/30/2011 1:21:29 PM

ahaha OK that brought my mood back up

3/30/2011 1:27:57 PM

^^that's hilarious

3/30/2011 1:29:25 PM

3/30/2011 1:29:42 PM

I always read sparky as spanky now

3/30/2011 1:34:03 PM

In October 2012, scientists working at CERN discovered that particles known as "Higgs singlets" would appear in a detector before the experiment ran that would cause them to appear. They were able to use the generation of Higgs singlets as a signalling device, and thus became able to send messages back in time.

3/30/2011 1:44:38 PM

3/30/2011 1:47:59 PM

this is my new favorite website http://senorgif.memebase.com/

I spend too much time on there trying not to laugh

3/30/2011 1:48:26 PM

I just reserved a tesla electric 'model s' and payed the 5000 dollars to reserve it for 2012.

Oops.

3/30/2011 1:56:56 PM

you big ballin motherfucker you

3/30/2011 1:57:56 PM

India won against Pakistan!

3/30/2011 2:06:05 PM

hmmmm...april fools day pranks to pull....

3/30/2011 2:09:06 PM

*yawn* sleepy

3/30/2011 2:11:15 PM

I, too, am quite sleepy. And I have social plans this evening but this is such a good day to curl up and read a book and go to bed early. But I told myself I would be social, so out I will go.

3/30/2011 2:19:57 PM

set em up

3/30/2011 2:20:11 PM