You know I eat late!

Eat great, even late.

4/1/2011 10:12:18 PM

dont ever eat wendy's french fries

they will fuck you

4/1/2011 10:12:59 PM

I'm vegan now so french fries is all I've got.

4/1/2011 10:14:01 PM

really?

4/1/2011 10:14:21 PM

Until Easter Sunday

soooo ready for real food again. I want another sapsy-sushi date too!

4/1/2011 10:15:37 PM

i made sweet potato fries in my oven today. they were aight.

i have to pee

4/1/2011 10:15:48 PM

easters less than a month away

4/1/2011 10:17:49 PM

your face is less than a month away.

4/1/2011 10:18:29 PM

^^Most exciting!

4/1/2011 10:19:20 PM

until then you get french fries and lettuce

4/1/2011 10:21:37 PM

sad. day.

Oh at Wendy's I can also get a baked potato with spread!

4/1/2011 10:22:40 PM

theres vegan sushi too

4/1/2011 10:26:09 PM

I need seafoodddd

4/1/2011 10:26:53 PM

imitation crab meat

4/1/2011 10:27:49 PM

Criminal Minds is awesome.

4/1/2011 10:34:12 PM

Quote :

"Production Lean meat from fish or land animals is first separated or minced. The meat then is rinsed numerous times to eliminate undesirable odors. The result is beaten and pulverized to form a gelatinous paste. Depending on the desired texture and flavor of the surimi product, the gelatinous paste is mixed with differing proportions of additives such as starch, egg white, salt, vegetable oil, humectants, sorbitol, sugar, soy protein, seasonings, and enhancers such as transglutaminases and monosodium glutamate (MSG)."

Egg whites and fish :/

4/1/2011 10:34:51 PM

kelp, thats seafood

4/1/2011 10:37:15 PM

Quote :

"BEATEN AND PULVERIZED"

4/1/2011 10:37:59 PM

Quote :

"TRANS GLUTAMIN ASES"

4/1/2011 10:39:47 PM

people in the street eatin chicken and meat
people in the street eatin chicken and meat
people in the street eatin chicken and meat
people in the street eatin chicken and meat
people in the street eatin chicken and meat
people in the street eatin chicken and meat

4/1/2011 10:40:00 PM

Quote :

"MONO SODIUM GLUTAMATE"

4/1/2011 10:40:20 PM

Quote :

"NO LONGER FUN"

4/1/2011 10:47:01 PM

Quote :

"YOU RIGHT, BRO"

4/1/2011 10:47:36 PM

lulz

4/1/2011 10:49:12 PM

I keep having dreams about this girl at work.

4/1/2011 10:51:45 PM

Another thing I hear a lot is, "this too shall pass." Again, I know these are words meant to reassure, but somehow they always leave me feeling that heartbreak, rage and grief are going to come shooting out of me like kidney stones through an inflamed urethra. For someone in crisis, I think a more accurate and helpful assessment of reality would be, "Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget that God/the universe is determined to kill you by whatever means necessary."

-chuck lorre

4/1/2011 11:01:21 PM

in on this page

this shit is moving too fast for me to get in on every page

4/1/2011 11:44:33 PM

French fries

4/2/2011 12:34:05 AM

chocolate milkshake would be good

or strawberry

OR WEED, JESUS CHRIST

4/2/2011 12:41:23 AM

c c c combo breaker

4/2/2011 12:47:19 AM

AlaskanGrown is fuckin runnin this shit tho

4/2/2011 12:47:45 AM

so?

4/2/2011 12:48:35 AM

so, in essence

4/2/2011 12:49:16 AM

Colbert is really singing that Friday song

4/2/2011 12:54:58 AM

Another great night on the phone.

4/2/2011 1:38:07 AM

i have peed 3 times in the last 20 mins

#toomanybeers

4/2/2011 2:51:47 AM

I need a fight, soon

4/2/2011 2:54:25 AM

colbert singing friday on the jimmy fallon show was pretty damn hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaWFzgv7FTY

in case you dont have dvr

[Edited on April 2, 2011 at 3:55 AM. Reason : you can skip to the 2 minute mark past jimmy fallons rambling]

4/2/2011 3:51:23 AM

tdub is slooooww

4/2/2011 8:11:39 AM

damnit

I spent all this time making a delicious cheese and sausage omelette only to flip the plate and have half of it end up on the floor...'brina scarfed it down b4 I even registered what just happened

4/2/2011 9:06:22 AM

"yeah, he's not eating meat, it's Friday."
"What are you, Catholic?"
"..."
"Oh yeah..."

Awesome night. First Friday downtown is an awesometastic place to be. One of the fire hula hooper people lost control and threw the flaming loop into the audience... I was a little disappointed by them though... There are some people who are very talented when it comes to fire spinning etcetera, but then there are people who just dance around holding something on fire and are like "ooh, I'm all impressive everybody look at me..."

Also, Sushi. Yay for Sushi.

4/2/2011 9:12:24 AM

^^She gonna be stankin it up later.

Doggie poot poots

4/2/2011 9:36:06 AM

driving from Nashville to Asheville and back seems like a productive use of today

4/2/2011 9:49:01 AM

Successful little morning. Ordered bridesmaid dress for Biofreak and piddlebug's wedding...bought new (larger!) bras...and stopped by sephora.


And I wonder what all Kelly and Meridith are doing today...hmmmm

[Edited on April 2, 2011 at 11:55 AM. Reason : ]

4/2/2011 11:37:31 AM

I love Goo Gone.

4/2/2011 12:33:51 PM

So my dog (asshole dog) gets his food switched to what our pup is eating and SURE ENOUGH he fucking shits all over his kennel again. back to beneful it is MOTHER FUCKER

4/2/2011 12:42:07 PM

In 7 hours I will either have a bowl of homemade yogurt or a bowl of gross lukewarm milk.

4/2/2011 12:50:01 PM

Uh I hate this job!

4/2/2011 1:00:15 PM

BOJANGLES

4/2/2011 1:14:05 PM

Aw what happen

4/2/2011 1:15:52 PM