i want a confession immediately

9/9/2011 1:33:10 PM

9/9/2011 1:35:49 PM

pikachu is a god damn pokemon!!

9/9/2011 2:15:30 PM

Quote :

"tonight at the gym i was using a squat machine that i had never used before. this was the last thing i was doing so i was already exhausted. it is one of those that you put the weights on, stand under the shoulder pads and lift up to "unlock" it. well i put a lot of weight on there and could barely breathe by the time i was done. so i push up so i can lock it back into place, and fuck, i am not tall enough. before i got on i checked to see if i could adjust it for my height but there was nothing to move the shoulder pads up or down. so then i am almost panicking because i was having trouble holding the weight up and no matter how hard i tried i couldn't get it high enough to lock back into place. it was after midnight so there was no one around me except one guy on another machine, so i'm like "hey can you help me" but he had headphones on so he didn't hear me. finally i was like fuck it and kind of turned around and just let the weight drop as gently as i could, but i'm sure i looked like a noob . and i also think i hurt my back. "

def a cool confession bro

9/9/2011 7:35:20 PM

Quote :

"pikachu is a god damn pokemon!! "

gotta collect em all!

9/9/2011 7:51:13 PM

I will take 7 confessions. The eighth confession I will post, but will also post your name.

Its like a less deadly game of russian roulette

9/9/2011 8:30:29 PM

so you'll get zero confessions then? great plan

9/9/2011 8:36:56 PM

i'll take number eight and i won't post your name

9/9/2011 8:40:51 PM

I'll post names and no confessions.

9/9/2011 8:44:18 PM

I wouldnt mind a confession.

9/10/2011 1:58:43 PM

Quote :

"samwise looks like she's getting fat again and frankly i think it makes her hotter "

9/11/2011 10:10:35 PM

it's not fat

9/11/2011 10:20:15 PM

can i has a confession pls

9/11/2011 10:31:54 PM

i'll take confessions.

9/11/2011 11:17:16 PM

Quote :

"I haven't gotten a blow job in years. It's been far too long really. Well last night, I was with a girl and we started making out and messing around. I am happy to say she is enthusiastic, a swallower, and good at it "

Get you some.

9/12/2011 8:29:24 AM

moar monday confessions?

9/12/2011 8:42:00 AM

Quote :

"my apartment is right off of a busy 5-lane road and i freely walk around naked with the window shades open daily, but i don't give a fuck "

Which complex, plz?

9/12/2011 10:21:13 AM

any confessions?

9/12/2011 1:51:24 PM

Quote :

"I scheduled my vasectomy today. 2 more days as a fertile man. "

good luck bro!

9/12/2011 6:36:49 PM

Good luck Neuse

9/12/2011 6:38:07 PM

i'd like to know the age and marital/child status of the confessor and what doc is doing his. i want to schedule one soon, but i think it'll be hard to find a doc that'll do it b/c i'm 23 and childfree.

[Edited on September 12, 2011 at 6:39 PM. Reason : ^haha i wish it was my confession]

9/12/2011 6:38:49 PM

you could always ask qntmfred about it.

9/12/2011 7:04:41 PM

There was no denying that qntmfred needed one though. He could get you pregnant through the computer right now if he wanted too.

9/12/2011 7:09:18 PM

9/12/2011 7:10:05 PM

^^ yeah, I guess I should tell him I'm late.

9/12/2011 7:15:40 PM

Quote :

"Man, I sure am happy that BlackJesus is suspended. "

OMG

this is the best PM

that I have ever received.

EBBER.

9/12/2011 7:32:11 PM

what did he get suspended for?

9/12/2011 7:41:03 PM

^

9/12/2011 7:43:13 PM

who the fuck cares

fuck that motherfucker.

9/12/2011 7:44:44 PM

^^^bringing his bullshit to sports talk

9/12/2011 8:36:58 PM

that wasnt that bad.

9/12/2011 8:39:37 PM

Quote :

"My sister had a mental breakdown this past week. She jumped out of a 2nd story window but is ok. I was at HopScotch music festival when I found out. Really sucky. She's had problems in the past. I had to go and visit her at Holly Hill on Sunday. I went there by myself to say hello and talk to her and try to bring her back. One of the toughest things that I've ever had to do. Especially when you realize you can't help out as much as you would want to. I'll never go back there again by myself. I told my mother and father. It's tough. My brother hasnt even gone to see her. She is blaming my parents. Anyway. Yea."

9/12/2011 10:54:34 PM

damn... that bites.

9/12/2011 10:55:32 PM

e-hugs

9/12/2011 10:57:29 PM

ditto to e-hugs

9/12/2011 11:07:04 PM

props for going to see her. don't beat yourself up. *hugs*

9/12/2011 11:12:09 PM

wow

9/12/2011 11:13:24 PM

Curious she chose the 2nd story window... i would think it's obvious that wouldn't kill you in most situations.

9/12/2011 11:22:28 PM

2nd story...on a hill?

[Edited on September 12, 2011 at 11:23 PM. Reason : or a drop off? but she wasn't straight in the head so all of this doesn't matter]

9/12/2011 11:23:17 PM

Tuesday mourning confessions, now accepted

9/13/2011 7:55:52 AM

confession?

9/13/2011 8:42:45 PM

confessions?

9/13/2011 10:46:55 PM

Quote :

"I had a condom break on me for the first time ever last night. It was definitely a mood changing experience. "

9/13/2011 10:52:20 PM

confess ur dirtiest to meeee

9/13/2011 11:21:49 PM

Quote :

"I lied about both of those threads and I am still a virgin."

- Anonymous

9/13/2011 11:25:30 PM

Pikey?

9/14/2011 4:08:55 PM

Quote :

"I get tired of jumping in on the arronburro hate. It makes me feel bad, even thought I disagree with everything that he says, and i am usually a person that finds common ground. It is a little bit BS to get so worked up over politics. "

9/14/2011 9:05:31 PM

Quote :

"i know that my marriage has had its' fair share of ups and downs, and it hasn't been easy keeping it together by any means. but i see the way a lot of the regular users on this site act, particularly when it comes to someone else's life struggles, and it makes me realize that my life (and marriage) is scores better than anything these other people will ever experience. they're so caught up in everyone else's shit and they thrive on drama. it's almost to the point that they don't realize just how empty their lives really are. and that makes me sad. my life and my marriage have been tough, but i'm working to make it better every day, and i'm going to be married for the rest of my life. and i couldn't be more happy about that. i wonder what half these people will do when this site finally dies and they have no one else's lives to live through vicariously. it's pretty sad, actually."

9/14/2011 9:08:45 PM

Quote :

""I lied about both of those threads and I am still a virgin.""

-Pikey

9/14/2011 9:18:28 PM

^^ that's a lot of effort for what is essentially a "fuck all you people" post

[Edited on September 14, 2011 at 9:18 PM. Reason : pretty transparent, if you ask me]

9/14/2011 9:18:36 PM