Monty Burns and Smithers stand at the window of Burns' office.

Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to
the local orphanage...when pigs fly!
[They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them.]
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, Sir?
Burns: Nooo, I'd still prefer not.

10/15/2004 10:23:33 AM

i love it when halloween time rolls around

Quote :

"Snakes... nature's quitters."

Quote :

"Its like... Has anybody ever seen that movie 'Tron'? No. No. No. No. Yes... I mean no."

10/15/2004 11:49:19 AM

hooray for the simpsons

10/15/2004 8:51:21 PM

Hitler City = Charlotte, NC

12/10/2004 6:27:52 PM

" You people... can't you do anything for yourselves? What do you expect us to do 'police' the whole city?"

from the episode when Mr. Burns takes Bart as an heir. i kept expecting to see the Robotic Richard Simmons.

-kiss, kiss, kiss- " Come on guys try it, it's like kissing a peanut." -kiss, kiss, kiss....

[Edited on December 11, 2004 at 12:38 AM. Reason : moleman]

12/11/2004 12:32:50 AM

WHY DOESN'T PEARL JAM EVER COME HERE?

-chinese dude questioning communism

3/13/2005 8:28:25 PM

All the babies looked the same.

3/13/2005 8:29:44 PM

those dragons were pretty funny

3/13/2005 8:31:40 PM

the dragons were my favorite part

especially when they cried rainbows

3/13/2005 8:36:27 PM

They must really like that prescription drug episode

3/13/2005 9:07:51 PM

is this 3 or 4 weeks in a row they've played it?

3/13/2005 9:24:08 PM

I think if you count this week, it's 1 week in a row.

However, this is at least the 3rd time they've shown it.

3/13/2005 9:26:23 PM

i think they're allowed to show it in syndication now

3/13/2005 9:31:01 PM

Byron:I heard you validate parking without purchase.
Flanders: Right as rain. Or as we say around here, left as rain.
Byron: Just stamp the ticket

3/15/2005 3:27:45 PM

If I puked in a fountain pen and sent it to the monkeyhouse I'd get better scripts.

3/16/2005 11:40:24 AM

Marge: Homer, you gotta do something. Today's he's drinking blood, tomorrow he could be smoking.

3/16/2005 12:54:38 PM

"Future-Drama" has been pretty solid so far. One of the better outings of the last few seasons.

4/17/2005 8:13:48 PM

STUPID FLOUNDERS!

4/17/2005 8:15:35 PM

nobody's gay for moleman
-Hans Moleman

4/17/2005 8:18:37 PM

The politics jokes are still awful in this episode... and Burns would be 110.

But I have laughed a few times, which is an improvement

4/17/2005 8:21:53 PM

pretty good, compared to other crap this season.

4/17/2005 8:28:41 PM

This should have been the last episode ever. It would have made a good end to the series.

4/17/2005 8:30:21 PM

omg a good episode

i didn't know they were still capable of these

4/17/2005 8:35:58 PM

Quote :

"and Burns would be 110. "

They always joke about Burns being super old.

4/17/2005 8:49:00 PM

Best part was the Bender Cameo

4/17/2005 9:05:08 PM

IN THE FUTURE

MILHOUSE WILL BE BUFF

MAGIC WILL BE INVENTED

HOMER WILL WEAR A BELT

4/17/2005 9:09:21 PM

tonight was pretty good. I though last week was good too. Bender funny

4/17/2005 9:09:33 PM

TABLE 5

TABLE 5

6/16/2005 12:04:50 PM

Hey Big Spender
dig this blender
Rainbow suspenders
"we surrender"
spend some dough on table 3

6/16/2005 1:17:22 PM

We'll live like kings...hell, damn, ass kings!

6/16/2005 1:55:08 PM

"I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate. And I don't hate this."

6/16/2005 2:02:23 PM

ANOTHER TRIUMPH!

6/16/2005 2:13:25 PM

i would like to proclaim this year's season of the simpsons as being "pretty darn good"

6/16/2005 2:15:42 PM

here here


the man who broke a dragon's heart

[Edited on June 16, 2005 at 2:17 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2005 2:16:46 PM

Mrs. Krabapple, you're trying to seduce me

6/16/2005 2:17:44 PM

I'VE BEEN CALLING HER CRAB APPLE!

6/16/2005 2:22:04 PM

Jimbo: You let me down, man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school!

Homer: Noooooooooo!

6/16/2005 2:25:28 PM

^^it was crandle (or something similar), not crabapple, they never made the obvious refrence until millhouse moved out of town, thus making the class and nelson especially to realize the joke has been infront of their face all the time. I think it's funny how that running joke (or lack of joke) was wasted on the general viewing audience

South Park did the same joke with Miss Chokesondick, where they would call her Miss Makesmesick to insult her, but finally laughed at her name (when mr. macky said it) after she died (most likely from choking on his dick).

[Edited on June 16, 2005 at 2:28 PM. Reason : neat]

6/16/2005 2:28:23 PM

^ Miss Crabapple was the teacher on the Little Rascals.

6/16/2005 2:43:00 PM

Quote :

"NEW YORK (AP) -- Next season's guests on "The Simpsons" will include some old faces, some new ones and a Worm. Returning for roles on the Fox cartoon will be Alec Baldwin, who appeared on the show in 2002, and Kelsey Grammer, who will reprise his role as Sideshow Bob, the network announced Thursday. In the season opener (dubbed "Bonfire of the Manatees"), Baldwin plays Caleb Thorn, a marine biologist who attempts to steer Marge away from Homer. Former NBA star Dennis "The Worm" Rodman and NFL quarterback-turned-broadcaster Terry Bradshaw will make cameos as themselves for the annual "ghoultide" Halloween episode. Other guest athletes include New York Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson and boxer Joe Frazier. Ricky Gervais, William H. Macy, Lily Tomlin, Frances McDormand, Rob Reiner and Richard Dean Anderson are all also slated to appear in episodes. The 17th season of "The Simpsons" premieres September 11 (8 p.m. ET)."

8/1/2005 11:44:23 AM

I wonder if the Richard Dean Anderson episode will have anything to do with Patty and Selma (how could it not?)...

8/1/2005 3:12:47 PM

It better be MacGyver

8/1/2005 5:47:29 PM

Season 6 is coming August 17 and has some awesome episodes. I didn't think "Who Shot Mr. Burns" was until season 7 or 8



DVD package for Season 6. Thoughts? (I hope this shows up)

8/1/2005 7:02:22 PM

I LOVE BLACK GOD

9/26/2005 2:34:24 PM

yeah, that was a great simpsons line

9/26/2005 3:05:56 PM

on the episode yesterday,

when barney quit drinking

how long before he started back?

9/27/2005 11:22:12 AM

did he start back or just switch to drinking coffee?

9/27/2005 11:31:04 AM

http://unc.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2722650

add Max Powers to your facebook friends!

9/27/2005 11:54:58 AM

It's Max Power! No s there.

9/27/2005 12:23:03 PM

SET EM UP

9/27/2005 12:25:23 PM