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[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 12:44 PM. Reason : .]

10/31/2007 12:43:59 PM

I need a breathalyzer attached to my computer

11/1/2007 5:21:14 PM

A picture of my humongous dong is saved on the TWW server. It's readily available if someone were to firefusk

11/1/2007 7:07:32 PM

I shouldn't keep reading over that email, especially when I'm at work, but it's really hard to resist

11/2/2007 12:30:53 PM

i use youtube to listen to music that i would be too embarrassed to actually download.

11/11/2007 2:39:45 AM

i don't know what firefusking is

11/11/2007 3:01:08 AM

its just where you can search imagines within a +/- range

for example...http://www.thewolfweb.com/image0001.jpg

well you can search like +300 and it would search http://www.thewolfweb.com/image0001.jpg to image0301.jpg

11/11/2007 3:04:09 AM

i had sex with a big black girl... not fat big, but big nonetheless

I dont care for appearances even though i say no fatties all the time

Ive regretted having sex with every girl ive ever done it with, except for 1

I once blacked out and woke up in an entirely different city

I havent had a drink in over a month

I would tell her I like her, but thats just not my style.

I stole a pack of cigs from this guys porch when i was 12 and smoked them with a friend down by the creek

I use to put gel in my hair in h.s

[Edited on November 11, 2007 at 3:12 AM. Reason : x]

11/11/2007 3:05:31 AM

I just read one of the chat logs at http://www.perverted-justice.com

11/11/2007 3:11:26 AM

in a way, i envy those that find comfort in God. the constant struggle to reconcile the lightness/weight of my actions tears at my soul; it makes me weary of life and i badly wish that i could embrace one over the other

11/12/2007 8:16:23 AM

whenever i feel sad, I eat a twinkie

11/12/2007 8:53:46 AM

^^ ditto.

Part of getting older is realizing how little you really matter in this world. The concept that G-d has a plan for all of us is nice, but when you question G-d's existence, and seriously consider the metaphysical ramifications of such a belief, it throws everything out of kilter.

That is one nice stabilizing fact of religion . . . it prevents everyone from flying off the handle at the realization of their overall complete insignificance in the greater picture of things.

11/13/2007 12:24:47 AM

One of my boyfriends friends has seen more topless pictures of me than my boyfriend.

11/13/2007 12:32:17 AM

I'm doing this to impress and I feel like I'm kissing way too much ass.

I hope I don't fuck up. I hope that check on Thursday does not disappoint.

Stress is near maximum right now.

11/13/2007 12:33:46 AM

I lack general confidence and direction, though I often come across as extremely confident, if not enitrely arrogant.

11/13/2007 12:38:38 AM

I've had sex in a classroom at NCSU

the classroom is in Winston Hall






good luck trying to figure out which one
also, I hope that the next time one of you are in class....sitting in that desk.....the thought crosses your mind that you could possibly be sitting in my man-juice

11/13/2007 12:43:48 AM

I'm really upset. I tried to give my boss ample warning on my holiday schedule. Last year I had xmas eve and xmas off this year I want new years eve and new years off, my fellow coworker wants the xmas days off. We've agreed to switch days so we can have what we want. I submitted the schedule to him for approval and he replies with "everything looks good except for new years will discuss later". Now I am freaking the fuck out because I am spending my Christmas bonus on these tickets and my mother and grandparents may be coming out and he won't contact me so we can discuss it even though I have tried numerous times and different ways to get a hold of him. As it stands I will be working 3 of the 5 days they'll be in town from 9am-8pm. Now he will want me to work one more day. I've always been flexible and have helped them out when they've needed me, and I've never called in sick.

The bottom line is he is acting like a fucking doucheass and it's getting to me. I am at the point where I will fucking quit right before that holiday so I can see my family. Family should ALWAYS come first no matter what.

Fuck you motherfucker.

11/14/2007 1:05:04 AM

sounds like one of those things when you just have to tell your boss flat out "i'm trying to tell you 100 percent that i wont be here that day"

thats what i would say

11/14/2007 1:06:29 AM

although im sexually attracted to hot girls. Im genuinely attracted to simple girls.

11/14/2007 1:07:58 AM

and when he says simple... he means like autistic or just dumb bitches.

11/14/2007 1:09:17 AM

We'll see how it goes when I actually get to talk to him but the shitter is he knows this is important to me and is purposefully blowing me off. His disrespect is unbelievable and totally unacceptable.

I need to strap on a set and tell him to fuck off.

11/14/2007 1:10:35 AM

^^ no no... Like not slutted out type of simple.


Dress attire is simple. Hair/make up, way of behaving..... etc. And not to mean simple as in stupid..... i love me a smart girl.

11/14/2007 1:13:23 AM

Quote :

"I lack general confidence and direction, though I often come across as extremely confident, if not enitrely arrogant."

that's like 99.9% of people.

11/14/2007 1:15:38 AM

At the Bobcats game I spilled a pretty big glop of nacho cheese on the girl in front of me, but she didn't notice. Then I looked around real quick and no one else had noticed either. But I finished the nachos quick as hell and then slid the container like 4 seats over so when the girl finally noticed the cheese on her shoulder, she wouldn't see me eating nachos and put 2 and 2 together. She did notice about 10 minutes after that and was pretty upset, so I was pretty glad I didn't still have the nacho container in my hands.

11/14/2007 1:24:55 AM

lol what did u do once she noticed it? i mean i would think she still woulda thought it was you

11/14/2007 1:26:07 AM

i'm sometimes really tempted to be an attention whore on tww.

11/14/2007 1:47:45 AM

how so?

11/14/2007 1:48:19 AM

oh, like posting in the bewbs thread or something equally inappropriate for a 'woman of a certain age'.

11/14/2007 1:52:25 AM

oh ok...i thought you meant like you making a thread asking for some wolfweb dude to bwn you or something

that would be at least 4 pages probably if you played along with it

11/14/2007 1:53:44 AM

yes, and i would then be making a 'why the fuck is he divorcing me??' thread.

11/14/2007 1:55:08 AM

lol

11/14/2007 1:56:20 AM

Quote :

"I lack possess general confidence and direction, though I often come across as extremely confident, if not enitrely arrogant."

11/14/2007 2:35:02 AM

I wasn't a huge fan of my parents dog

but he just died and my mom is really sad

and for that, I confess that I wish I had liked the dog more

11/14/2007 6:50:27 PM

I've got a ton of awesome shit up ahead of me that I never dreamed I'd be able to do... EVER


but if I could go back 12 months, maybe even 6 months and start over, I would probably do it because it's not next year I'm scared of... it's next week, or next month



and I'm really grateful for some of my friends... I'm pretty sure I'm really gonna need them soon and I know they will be there for me... which is reassuring

11/20/2007 6:41:48 PM

Quote :

"One of my boyfriends friends has seen more topless pictures of me than my boyfriend. "

tell him im sorry

11/20/2007 7:12:14 PM

^

hahahaha

11/20/2007 7:25:05 PM

I have 3 bottles of charles shaw and nothing to do tomorrow and no plans for tonight

11/20/2007 7:26:39 PM

i saw a guy jerking off in the bathroom at Ruckus last night

i walked out

11/20/2007 7:29:50 PM

^ at least you told people

11/20/2007 7:34:05 PM

but i waited like 30 seconds before i walked out

11/20/2007 7:35:57 PM

sorry about that danny...couldnt help it...

11/20/2007 7:37:35 PM

haha

11/20/2007 7:38:00 PM

I wish I could relive my freshman year. The main reason is that I had a better outlook on life back then. I thought anything was possible, that I had the potential to do anything I wanted. Now I just feel like crap most of the time, I feel like I can't do anything right, I feel like the future is bleak, etc. Even if it is a lie, I wish I could afford to be as naive as I was several years ago.

11/20/2007 8:31:26 PM

i think about jeepin4x4 when i'm in bed with other men.

11/20/2007 8:35:49 PM

^shes on the list with sawahash and aea

11/20/2007 8:36:27 PM

sometimes, I poot.

11/20/2007 8:36:55 PM

I've absentmindedly written out some of maxwell's equations on the paper table cloths at the gourmet factory while waiting for my food...

11/20/2007 8:37:04 PM

i'm already dead, i'm just waiting on my body to catch up.

11/20/2007 8:39:01 PM

I regret most things.

11/20/2007 8:40:27 PM

i have a blog on my facebook that gives a description of every male ive ever had a sexual
encounter with. (though its not a long list)

at times i've thought of cut and pasting the paragraphs containing the very few wolfwebbers i've had said encounters with.

but i just havent had the eballs to do it yet.

11/20/2007 8:42:11 PM