I'm doing alright. I turned 26 today!
My manager gave me the day off and paid me for it! (I was going to take a vacay. day today. She told me to charge a certain code for my absence (that won't take away from my vacay. time) and enjoy myself). I smiled, winked, and then thanked her.

10/21/2008 2:05:16 AM

22.02

10/21/2008 2:05:16 AM

^^^^^if i count some fingers more than once.


^^^no, thanks though


^^OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 2:06 AM. Reason : ]

10/21/2008 2:05:32 AM

do you like metallica's new cd?

10/21/2008 2:05:45 AM

how many fingers do you count twice ?

10/21/2008 2:06:15 AM

^^haven't heard it

^3.14



[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 2:07 AM. Reason : pi]

10/21/2008 2:06:30 AM

9 guys...

hmm... i dont know if you qualify as being a sloot since you're old too

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 2:10 AM. Reason : its def 9]

10/21/2008 2:07:47 AM

haha it's not 11. i was making up a number that made no sense, but then i figured you'd think i meant 11 so i changed it. it's still less than 10 and is less than 1/yr since my first

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 2:16 AM. Reason : ]

10/21/2008 2:08:56 AM

how much do you weigh now?

10/21/2008 2:11:24 AM

can i buy you dinner?

10/21/2008 2:11:44 AM

thx

10/21/2008 2:12:51 AM

^^^fat? i have no idea. i don't even know the last time i weighed myself. i had lost weight from working so much and eating so little, but i've been eating more lately so...


^^hmm...from where?


^yw, it's awesome that you got the day off

10/21/2008 2:14:07 AM

how do you fight terrorists?

10/21/2008 2:15:56 AM

with jedi mind tricks

10/21/2008 2:16:55 AM

can you ask me a question in my thread before i drownt you?

10/21/2008 2:17:57 AM

who are you voting for/have voted for?

10/21/2008 2:17:59 AM

hahha, this joke is probably old, but I'm going to redo it anyway...




I took the day off so that I could drive down to the beach, uninvited, to see you and hang out. I understand that you might be tired when I get there, so I got a hotel room. You can take a nap there if you want.
If you wake up to me smelling your hair and masturbating furiously, only to find your hands and ankles duct taped together, don't be alarmed...we do it all the time in my parent's house...it's natural!

10/21/2008 2:18:20 AM

^^^sure


^^already been asked, i have no idea.


^ lol

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 2:19 AM. Reason : ]

10/21/2008 2:18:27 AM

do you like adult swim?

10/21/2008 2:20:25 AM

does DNL have a chance at hitting that vag piece ?

10/21/2008 2:20:30 AM

pretty sure she already answered that

10/21/2008 2:21:12 AM

^^^sometimes.


^^no.

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 2:21 AM. Reason : gd people...]

10/21/2008 2:21:17 AM

If you had to be stuck on a desert island with only one person from T-Dub, who would be the last person you would pick?

10/21/2008 2:21:42 AM

why wouldnt you give DNL a chance to hit that vag piece ?

10/21/2008 2:22:50 AM

^^the last person? i'm sure there are tons of people on tww i don't know/can't think of...of the ones i can think of right now, though...i guess lewoods.


^

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 2:24 AM. Reason : ]

10/21/2008 2:23:50 AM

have you ever manipulated yourself due to pornography?

10/21/2008 2:23:57 AM

what?

10/21/2008 2:24:30 AM

that was the best question you could ask?

10/21/2008 2:25:01 AM

Quote :

"the last person? i'm sure there are tons of people on tww i don't know/can't think of...of the ones i can think of right now, though...i guess lewoods."

A fat person is the correct answer. Do you want to compete for food with a fattie. Plus they won't be able to help escape as much as a normal sized person.

Oh, a question... Um, should I go to bed?

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 2:25 AM. Reason : that is rhetorical b/c the answer is yes]

10/21/2008 2:25:12 AM

Does T-Dub entertain you?

10/21/2008 2:25:24 AM

why doesnt DNL have a chance ?

10/21/2008 2:25:52 AM

should i go get a snack from the snack machine?

10/21/2008 2:26:48 AM

what's your idea of a perfect date?

also, what are your thoughts on the draft? and if 'circumstances were desperate enough in America' (as the pres. put it) and they decided to start drafting women....and you were drafted....how would you feel?

10/21/2008 2:26:58 AM

nvm

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 2:36 AM. Reason : .]

10/21/2008 2:33:58 AM

^^^^sometimes


^^yes!


^perfect date? hmm...idk, i guess it would depend on who it was with. it would need to be something we'd both enjoy. something simple i can think of off the top of my head - aquarium, dinner, maybe a movie...walk on the beach after? /sappy
there are tons of things i like to do that i think would make awesome non-traditional dates, but that would be a pretty good traditional one.

and it would suck to be drafted and i'd be scared, but i'd do my best.

10/21/2008 2:34:22 AM

do you like rocky and bullwinkle?

10/21/2008 2:39:36 AM

if you were a hot dog would you eat yourself? I know I would. I'd be so delicious. I'd cover myself in relish and, and brown mustard, I'd be so delicious, so would ya?

10/21/2008 2:40:35 AM

^^not a huge fan i don't think. i remember watching it when i was younger, but haven't seen it since


^hellz ya (minus those toppings)

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 2:41 AM. Reason : ]

10/21/2008 2:40:44 AM

can you poke me on facebook?

10/21/2008 2:43:27 AM

can you poke me on facebook? maybe leave a dirty comment on my wall? perhaps find some way to e-finagle my e-ego?

10/21/2008 2:45:35 AM

Can you lick your own nose? If so, would you like to meet me for drinks this weekend?

10/21/2008 2:45:54 AM

^^^haha ok

^^are we facebook friends?

^yes i can. i can't meet you to have drinks, but i can meet you if you come have drinks. i have to work all weekend

10/21/2008 2:47:59 AM

fuck this thread I just live!

10/21/2008 2:49:31 AM

will you be my facebook friend?

10/21/2008 2:49:56 AM

no, to my knowledge, we are not friends. I only add people to facebook that I actually know, but oddly, am willing to add you....

this is going to be a mistake...

10/21/2008 2:50:40 AM

^^sure!

^haha, that's cool. i mostly only have people i actually know on my friends list, also. there are a few twwers who have added me, though. haha, it won't be a mistake if you do...i don't spend a ton of time on there, anyway.

10/21/2008 2:53:10 AM

what's your facebook page so i can add you?

10/21/2008 2:54:27 AM

I have a facebook page that I haven't checked in well over 3 months. Hell, I don't even have a picture posted on there.

10/21/2008 2:57:14 AM

yeah i check it every day or two i guess, but i don't really do a whole lot on it

10/21/2008 2:58:33 AM

set em up

10/21/2008 3:07:18 AM