I'm not sure it's something I'd want to do long term, but I'm really sick of my $ situation and I'm not even sure I enjoy my field anymore.

5/16/2010 3:04:19 PM

Just got out of the shower and realized that the good fluffy towel is in the wash right now... so i had to use the crappy thinner one.

5/16/2010 3:15:30 PM

Softball game will most likely be canceled tomorrow night

5/17/2010 2:21:32 PM

i accidentally brewed this coffee way too weak.

5/19/2010 8:29:26 AM

I go to the gym tonight and after I'm done on the bike, looking all sweaty and disgusting, two of my students walk in and try to start a conversation with me. I don't want to talk to your punk ass while my face is beat red and I'm trying to start my weight routine

5/19/2010 8:45:42 AM

Quote :

"Phil Wenneck: It's the weekend, you don't exist to me. "

5/19/2010 8:51:24 AM

^^ Engrish workout?

5/19/2010 8:55:42 AM

I'm going on the same 3-night Bahamas cruise 3 times in 6 months because my friends keep wanting to go on it.

It's fun ... but I'm ready to see a new country.

5/19/2010 8:57:01 AM

The conversation was basically:

Kid: Oh! Hello!
Me: Hello... ::sets weight::
Kid: How are you?
Me: I'm busy. You?
Kid: Oh! Me too! hahahahaha
Me: ::starts lifting weight::
Kid: Oh so strong!
Me: .........
Kid: OK! Bye bye!
Me: See ya...

5/19/2010 8:57:23 AM

since i was crashing due to not drinking my coffee this morning since i made it too weak, i made another pot, but overcompensated and made it too strong.

5/19/2010 3:33:58 PM

5/19/2010 3:35:31 PM

Yahoo sent me a purple bobblehead for my fantasy football win. I wanted red.

5/19/2010 4:15:08 PM

my smoothie is giving me a brain freeze

5/21/2010 12:04:01 PM

i dont think i can finish my lunch

5/21/2010 12:04:56 PM

^^^was it a public or private league? Cause I won 2 years in a row in our league and yahoo didn't send me shit

and now I type too slow on my iPhone to be able to get the carrots right. FWPs

[Edited on May 21, 2010 at 12:09 PM. Reason : First world problems ]

5/21/2010 12:07:11 PM

Forgot my filtered water at home. Now I'll have to drink the questionable tap water at my work

5/24/2010 10:57:18 PM

^I believe that actually qualifies as a second world problem

5/24/2010 11:07:23 PM

Well, it's only questionable because it tastes funny. I'm sure it's actually fine

5/24/2010 11:10:41 PM

i drank pretty heavily on thursday night, so naturally i woke up friday looking like i weighed like 50 lbs from dehydration.
well, the water has come back full force.
and i have to shoot pics in an hour and a half DOH

5/29/2010 7:30:14 AM

So, while dancing to Jai Ho while texting friends from a cruise ship in Port Canaveral, I accidentally got too excited and flung my cell phone into a swimming pool.

Now I'm torn between the blackberry and iPhone and I have to track down all of my contacts.

FWP FTL FML!

5/29/2010 8:45:56 AM

my TV's color flickrs. I can't tell if it is my ps3 or my TV causing it . or if it is HDMI in general.

this bothers the hell out of me

[Edited on May 29, 2010 at 8:56 AM. Reason : ^go android]

5/29/2010 8:55:56 AM

i've worked out the past two mornings, and i'll admit i'm out of shape.

i can now barely sit down on the toilet, walk up or down stairs or sit in chairs.

i need assistance getting around today

6/2/2010 9:58:53 AM

I can't leave work until I finish my lesson plan for tomorrow. I can't finish my lesson plan for tomorrow until the head teacher gets back to the office. He hasn't been in the office all day so who knows where he is. So now I have to work overtime dicking around on tww while waiting for this guy so I can finish my lesson plan

6/3/2010 3:22:38 AM

i had a pepper jack cheese, chipotle sauce, peppercinis, and jalapenos on my Subway.

now my ass burns and i cant sit down.

6/3/2010 3:26:34 AM

I swallowed too much chlorine in the pool this morning while swimming laps

6/3/2010 7:46:36 AM

I can't go out drinking much or go golfing this month because my dog decided to get sick and vet bills ate up all my recreational funds

6/3/2010 7:51:41 AM

i can't figure out how to make my dvd player work with my bedroom tv

6/4/2010 6:03:41 PM

my new ps3 game bayonetta is taking way too long to install on my hdd (to improve load times)

so i might not have time to play much before i go out for a few beers

6/4/2010 6:23:43 PM

I need to clean my apartment but don't want to. Maybe I'll just go to Starbucks instead.

6/5/2010 9:22:37 PM

I need to clean my apartment but don't want to. Maybe I'll just go to Starbucks instead.

fuck it.

6/5/2010 9:33:24 PM

I just live

6/5/2010 9:34:20 PM

my pizza aint got here yet

6/5/2010 9:39:28 PM

I want to go to Jimmy Johns for a sandwich, but that involves putting on a bra and I am not feeling it.

6/5/2010 10:35:02 PM

6/5/2010 10:37:42 PM

is she pointing out the nipple placement?

6/5/2010 10:42:19 PM

i just saw 13 commercials during a commercial break for the movie outbreak
whats the world coming to?

6/5/2010 11:31:29 PM

poor ping from the router...

6/6/2010 12:50:20 AM

really wanted to make the red velvet cupcakes that i have, except i forgot to pick up cream cheese at the store... and i don't feel like going back out to the store

even though i can't eat them cause i started my new diet today

6/6/2010 6:11:47 PM

I found the perfect ticket home, but I can't buy it until I know for sure my work will reimburse me for it, and they're dragging their feet on deciding if I should be allowed to book the ticket myself or if I have to go through their moron travel agent

6/7/2010 7:02:53 AM

Stupid ass Amex won't increase my credit limit since I've had it less than 60 days, and won't let me pay my balance online.

6/7/2010 3:43:32 PM

i broke another squash racquet yesterday and two day amazon prime shipping wont get me a new one until WEDNESDAY

6/7/2010 3:44:27 PM

my new diet has TOO MUCH FOOD

my tummy hurts

6/7/2010 3:51:01 PM

^^ Yay another squash player

6/7/2010 7:54:28 PM

i just got HD cable and now I'm WAY too distracted to finish this take home test

I haven't even started it yet

6/7/2010 8:01:28 PM

I got some strawberries @ safeway.

They're gross. I'm spoiled by NC strawberries.

6/7/2010 8:57:51 PM

ya i know, safeway sucks. where do you live, now?

6/8/2010 6:03:41 PM

^^ I was bitching about this last week. Strawberries here just can't compare to NC berries

6/8/2010 11:04:27 PM

I am doing laundry right now and the dryer is making the thermostat mess up, freezing my A/C over

6/8/2010 11:09:05 PM

^^^CO

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A piece of wire broke on my braces. As far as I can tell, it's not an emergency

--
I went to the laundromat today. I decided to line-dry some stuff...including my towels. I ahve to be at work in an hour. Oops! I guess I'm not showering before work today.

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Pine pollen season is JUST starting up here...YAY my car is a bukkake star TWICE this year

[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 3:01 PM. Reason : df]

6/10/2010 2:59:18 PM

set em up

6/10/2010 7:32:41 PM