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this is from the same girl (just had a baby like 6 months ago) who wrote this message_topic.aspx?topic=573628&page=18#15494903

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"Well it's OFFICIAL!!! We have some amazing news but at the same time shocking news... WERE EXPECTING 6 weeks and counting!!! I know, We are in shock too. We can hardly believe it ! I wasn't going to post it on Facebook but since you are my wonderful friends and family I wanted to make it official. I'm too overwhelmed to keep it a secret! Who would have guessed that us of all people would be expecting but I'm sure of it ... We are expecting Santa in just 6 weeks ... "

11/15/2012 8:55:01 AM

lol in shock

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on November 15, 2012 at 8:56 AM. Reason : fucking purge that bitch from the face of the earth]

11/15/2012 8:56:09 AM

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"Day 15th of Thanksgiving: There are no words to express how thankful I am for this girl! She's my mini me, my best friend, and my stylist! I love hearing her views on Kardashians and the bachelorette. She makes my life more fun and my heart full!"

Shows a picture of her 5 year old daughter

11/15/2012 1:55:38 PM

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"I think wolfpacks need to wake up. It's 7pm!! Let's play some ball"

11/18/2012 6:57:51 PM

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"No Fucking way this happened again!!!!! SOMEONE BUY MY A BOX WITH A LOCK WITH GLASS PANELS WITH A KEY A LOCK"

11/22/2012 2:10:45 AM

already getting sick of these Elf on a Shelf status updates

11/26/2012 11:25:36 AM

why in the hell is this facebook privacy thing resurfacing? so many morons in this world.

11/26/2012 1:24:10 PM

re^, after being told it's BS

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" cant hurt none"

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" id rather post than not"

11/26/2012 4:17:46 PM

Tell them to fuck off and if they complain respond with those quotes.

11/26/2012 5:43:47 PM

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"Look at what I got the pleasure of waking up to this AM!!!! "

My first thought? A swollen hand... turned out to be the [too small] ring.

11/29/2012 2:20:47 PM

^That is what you get for trying to marry a fat ass.

11/29/2012 2:24:12 PM

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"Congrats to my amazing boyfriend David **** for not only passing his Carrabba's exam but scoring the highest ever at that location 99.21%!! I love you baby!! David ****: I give all the Credit to my Heavenly Father. He is my source, my guide, my teacher, and the one I do all for. Let this result bring glory to my Father, and His Son Jesus and a testimony of the great work He has done in my life, Amen."

.......

11/30/2012 11:18:14 PM

^ You gotta set small achievable goals I guess.

11/30/2012 11:29:11 PM

Is that an exam to be a waiter?

12/1/2012 7:38:57 AM

How many questions were on the exam that they needed to go out two decimal places on the score?

12/1/2012 8:39:08 AM

I mean not everyone can be a doctor. At least the guy takes pride in his work and his gf is supportive?

Maybe it was a management position those guys make decent money

12/1/2012 10:00:20 AM

^ agreed. Managers can make 50K + bonuses. Not bad for a position that doesn't require a college degree.

12/1/2012 10:04:47 AM

there's an exam for management positions in restaurants?

12/1/2012 10:05:36 AM

^ I would assume yes, if it is part of a management training program (which most restaurants have)


Shit, even the manager of a McDonald's can make in the $50k range

[Edited on December 1, 2012 at 10:08 AM. Reason : a]

12/1/2012 10:07:34 AM

no one is disputing the wage

it's the test I don't understand

12/1/2012 10:08:57 AM

Yeah, there are all kinds of testing and other BS metrics in most of your large chains. . .

12/1/2012 10:09:30 AM

To me the stupid part is how he gives thanks to god for this rather dubious achievement to me

12/1/2012 11:34:12 AM

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"According to my Facebook, I have a white brother, a black brother, and a Latina sister. Might be a bit confusing for people. On the other hand, probably a good way to scare off Facebook stalkers."

wtf is that last part supposed to mean

12/1/2012 4:00:12 PM

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"****** Well, look at that. It's 12/13/12. Take that Mayans!!"

wat

12/13/2012 9:56:26 AM

Boy is he gonna be shocked in 8 days when we all die!

12/13/2012 10:31:44 AM

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"Damn, I'm down here in downtown Baltimore md, right smack dab in "hoodville" no white fooks for miles........I go into this royal farms market to get some chickend tenders, ther is a white young girl behind the counter. I asked for a pack of black and milds cigars, she asked to see my I D ........what! I'm almost 50 years young, Wtf is she asking for my I d. Fo? I showed her my I'd and she says that not me!!!! I told her to look at my grey ass beard, I have a lil grey lady, how about!, she began to cuss Me out in ebonics........of course being from willow grove pa, I gave her an ounce of kindness, and went back to my truck and ate my Chicken tenders, here she comes out to give me more shit! The only white chick here for miles and she's gotta be pchyco! Wtf is wrong wit em!!!!!!! She had to be no older than 25, and no Damn respect! Woman, I hope ther are small gibblets of #2 stones in ur cereal in the morning! And I hope it breaks the other front tooth to make it even with the other ya promentalshotbackwashphychosisenemasquad lookin biotch!!!!!! .........sorry yall!!!!!"

12/13/2012 10:46:24 AM

Dear lord that was painful to try to decipher

12/13/2012 10:56:15 AM

No white fooks for miles...

12/13/2012 12:00:29 PM

this isn't a status, but it cracked me up nevertheless

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"About: LET'S GET THE BASICS OUT OF THE WAY! LOL NAME: XXXXX XXXXXXXX (Back then it was XXXXXX) TOWN I GREW UP IN: New Bern NC HIGH SCHOOLS I WENT TO: New Bern High for Freshman and Sophmore year, Fossil Ridge High in Fort Worth Texas for Junior and Senior Year...Class of 2002 STATES I HAVE LIVED: North Carolina, Texas, and Minnesota so far!! I AM ECCENTRIC, ECLECTIC, INVENTIVE, CURIOUS, ADVENTUROUS, EFFICENT YET EASY GOING, OUT GOING YET RESERVED, FRIENDLY, COMPASSIONATE, HONEST, RESPONSIBLE, LOYAL, ENTHUSIASTIC, OPEN-MINDED, ADAPTABLE, INDUSTRIOUS, HIGHLY INDEPENDENT, DEVOTED, COURAGEOUS, PERSEVERE, GENUINE, SELFLESS, HAVE INTEGRITY, TOLERANT MOST OF THE TIME, INDECISIVE, SCATTER BRAINED AT TIMES, IMAGINATIVE, CONSIDERATE MOST OF THE TIME, CREATIVE, GOOD LISTENER, REALISTIC AND YET A DREAMER! I LOVE MAKING A DIFFERENCE AND TAKING ON CHALLENGES! I HAVE NO PATIENTS FOR UN-ADULTERATED IGNORANCE! CAN'T STAND DRAMA OR PEOPLE THAT CAUSE IT OUT OF BOREDUM OR DESPONDENCY IN THEIR OWN PATHETIC LIVES. I LOVE... STORMS, PLAYING IN THE RAIN, RANDOM ROAD TRIPS, HAVING FUN, LAUGHING, TRYING NEW THINGS, FRIENDS, FAMILY, OCEAN, ADRENALINE FILLED AWESOMENESS, TAKING PICTURES, BEING LOST IN THOUGHT, MEMORIES, LIVING, GROWING, TATTOOS, MUSIC, CORSETS, PIERCINGS, CONVERSATION, WRITING, CONCERTS, DANCING, GOING FOR WALKS, CAMPING, HIKING, FISHING, INDEPENDENCE, HOCKEY, LACROSSE, ROLLER DERBY, BURLESQUE, MOTORCYCLES, OLD CARS, MYSTERY, AND SO ON!"

she has two profiles, one under her name and one with her name and her boyfriend's name COMBINED.

12/14/2012 9:20:42 AM

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"Lol....this new jacket just isn't working for me :/ it's got a lotta pockets, but i feel too...proper.... It gives me this icky feeling, like my highschool self is bashing me in the face at high speed and with all 295lbs of his body hitting full force with every blow until he knocks the bloody prep outof me xD"

12/15/2012 9:25:24 AM

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"What I want to know is. . . How come it is so easy for people to walk into our childrens schools but you have to go through an act of congress to walk into and out of the prisons and jails in America for a visit? I say our children should be more protected in their learning environment && something needs to be done ASAP!"

Uh, because kids aren't criminals?

12/15/2012 10:47:33 AM

I'm about tired of the CThero girl updates and gun control shit as well as the fake FB stories about people paying for shit in target that are in front of someone in line. Facebook sucks so bad

12/15/2012 10:14:01 PM

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"im nt sayin im the smartest person in the world but i kno whts right and whts wrong you cnt convince me to do shit i gta mind of my own...."

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"im so freakin full guess i gt my lazy butt up and start my day its cold outside so wrap up cause the less ppl are sick the lower our risk is for the flu....come out and support my ace boon coon tonight at cir'roc cafe its goin down!!!!"

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"Za:mama is santa gne gt me everything i asked for me: zekeria your just like your mama its impossible to gt us everything we wont cause we wont the world za: well you always gt it for me love ya mama cn i have a piece of tht candy me: love u to candy head now gt out my face begging for candy this damn early lol "

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"So i just heard the father of my child is in jail no money no freedom haha karma a bitch see god works in mysterious ways u aint gta take care of my child we good money over here smuahhhh oh and dnt drop the soap hahaha"

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"They talkn alot of shit bout obama lol but the thing is its nt gne change his position fuck a recount my ass he won yall stated it men lie women lie them electoral votes didnt lie so u aint gta like him but u gne have to look at his black ass for four more years haha "

12/15/2012 10:58:55 PM

Holy crap I hope you guys dont associate with these people outside of the Internet! Why are you even friends with them?? Unless it's family...

12/16/2012 8:21:08 AM

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" I AM ECCENTRIC, ECLECTIC"

Oh really? I would LOVE to have a chat with her. lol

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/16/2012 8:27:07 AM

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" God, why do you allow all of this violence in schools? -a concerned student Dear concerned student, I'm not allowed in schools. -God"

If you believe in a loving God who is omnipotent, then it seems to me that you would believe his love to surpass any pettiness over secular schools rather than let folks die to prove a clever saying.

12/16/2012 9:01:34 AM

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"ewwww trinidad james is so fuckin ugly...his ass look like jerome from martin lol...he talkn bout gold all in his mouth when a damn dentist need to b all in his mouth three front teeth ass lol anybody cn gt a deal smh"

Also she edited on of her posts

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" xxxxxx: i kno...and yea hes a epic fail hes one tht cn have all the moey in the world yet still look the same regardeless hel naw about a minute ago xxxxxx: i kno...and yea hes a epic fail hes one tht cn have all the money in the world yet still look the same regardeless hell naw 56 seconds ago"

so money spelled wrong was the deal breaker for having to edit a reply.

12/17/2012 1:02:01 AM

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"Twas' 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38 when 20 beautiful children stormed through heaven's gate. their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air. ... they could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there. they were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say. they remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day. "where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse. "this is heaven." declared a small boy. "we're spending Christmas at God's house." when what to their wondering eyes did appear, but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near. He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same. then He opened His arms and He called them by name. and in that moment was joy, that only heaven can bring those children all flew into the arms of their King and as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace, one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face. and as if He could read all the questions she had He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad." then He looked down on earth, the world far below He saw all of the hurt, the sorrow, and woe then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand, "Let My power and presence re-enter this land!" "may this country be delivered from the hands of fools" "I'm taking back my nation. I'm taking back my schools!" then He and the children stood up without a sound. "come now my children, let me show you around." excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran. all displaying enthusiasm that only a small child can. and i heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight, "in the midst of this darkness, I AM STILL THE LIGHT." Written by Cameo Smith, Mt. Wolf, PA"

One thing that's been nice about the past few days is the amount of paring down I've done to my "friends" list. People who post crap like this and who I have to struggle to remember how I know them and if I care.... bye bye!

12/19/2012 10:00:54 AM

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"The COW AND THE ICE CREAM ONE OF THE BEST THEORIES OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream. 'The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching 3rd grade. The last Presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now is was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. But no one pursued that question. They took her at her word. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it...She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream... Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 51.4 % of the people reacted like nine year old's. They want ice cream. The other 48.6% percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone that they have not first taken away from someone else. Did you vote for the ice cream? THAT MY FRIEND, IS HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED... BY THOSE WHO WANT EVERYTHING FOR FREE! !"

Unsurprisingly, this guy lives in West Virginia.

12/19/2012 11:59:59 AM

^^oh brother

12/19/2012 12:29:53 PM

That looks like all the bullshit stuff my mother sends me.

12/19/2012 3:32:30 PM

so many 's

12/20/2012 8:52:51 PM

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"Hello, my FB friends: I want to stay PRIVATELY connected with you. I post shots of my FAMILY that I don't want strangers to have access to!!! However, with the recent changes in FB, the "public" can now see activities in ANY wall. This happens when our friend hits "like" or "comment" ~ automatically, their friends would see our posts too. Unfortunately, we can not change this setting by ourselves because Facebook has configured it this way. PLEASE place your mouse over my name above (DO NOT CLICK), a window will appear, now move the mouse on “FRIENDS" (also without clicking), then down to "Settings", click here and a list will appear. REMOVE the CHECK on "COMMENTS & LIKE" and also "PHOTOS". By doing this, my activity among my friends and family will no longer become public. Now, copy and paste this on your wall. Once I see this posted on your page I will do the same. Thanks"

12/21/2012 1:21:32 PM

I'll admit, I lol'd

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"Watching a burlesque show...oh white girls and your dancing lol"

12/23/2012 1:29:54 AM

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" I don't hate black people by any means; I hate piece of shit "thugs" who think they can get away with anything because they're black."

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" This is why I'm racist, hope you have fun spending time in jail and spending your afterlife in hell, getting tortured #sorrynotsorry"

A little back story. A guy who went to my high school (a few years behind me) was shot and killed by a group of 4 people. They were black. People from my high school are apparently very racist.

[Edited on December 23, 2012 at 9:11 PM. Reason : Hfhg]

12/23/2012 9:10:41 PM

not a status, but a comment:

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"Do you even realize how many men and women are raped every single day? At least thirty seven percent of people a day. Every day. Do you realize that at least one third of those people don't survive being raped?! thats three out of about ten people every single day."

1/4/2013 2:22:36 PM

please provide that person's name. I would like to befriend.

1/4/2013 2:45:59 PM

some girl named Gaelyn Harvey

this was in response to some pic posted about the Big Red High School rape

1/4/2013 3:09:24 PM

Wait. 37 percent of people are raped every day?

1/4/2013 6:16:42 PM

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"Lms for confession (3 likes per confession), Inbox me a number for truth is/rate. So everyone is doing this "inbox me a number and I'll post a status with a truth is and a rate in it, to make you feel better than you really are, of course" Thing....soo, hey why not?"

WAT

1/7/2013 11:08:15 PM