I said retarded calf, not retarded cow.

4/23/2010 9:37:53 AM

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"I miss that retarded calf sometimes. It was the third calf of the only set of triplets we ever had born on the farm."

Buck, I'm not a calf, I'm a cow.

But the little retard would walk into stuff. So cute.

[Edited on April 23, 2010 at 9:38 AM. Reason : .]

4/23/2010 9:38:25 AM

Hah!

Rahtard.

4/23/2010 9:38:32 AM

4/23/2010 9:38:35 AM

4/23/2010 9:39:15 AM

<3 Bradley Cooper

4/23/2010 9:39:50 AM

back off ... he's mine

you have a man

4/23/2010 9:41:07 AM

hahahahah i love that picture OMG

4/23/2010 9:41:24 AM

he's all brb poopin

4/23/2010 9:42:02 AM

yeah, that calf was partially blind, so it would run across the pasture when it heard you coming and end up running into you. Then it would headbutt you in the thigh until you gave it a bottle of milk.

4/23/2010 9:42:29 AM

whatever happened to the little retard? you shoulda kept him as a pet, like Norman!

4/23/2010 9:43:14 AM

I wish we had more pics of the little triplet. Instead, we have to settle for Bradley Cooper. FML.

I have pics of the calf somewhere ... but I can't seem to find them.

^ The little retard became little dinner.

[Edited on April 23, 2010 at 9:44 AM. Reason : /]

4/23/2010 9:44:04 AM

he became a delicious hamburger.

4/23/2010 9:44:21 AM

haha we're such assholes

4/23/2010 9:45:12 AM

poor little retard

4/23/2010 9:46:56 AM

god damn it, I can't not read that now as "ruhtard"

4/23/2010 9:47:57 AM

it's the Hangover curse

4/23/2010 9:48:17 AM

Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

Anyone want to get ruhtarded in Vegas soon?

4/23/2010 9:49:41 AM

I think a Vegas trip for my 29th birthday next year would be fabulous. And I bet April would come too!!!

4/23/2010 9:50:48 AM