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4/11/2011 5:47:50 PM

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4/11/2011 5:48:47 PM

Woman across the street is yelling "Tyler, stay!" I'm not sure if Tyler is a child or a dog.

4/11/2011 6:01:51 PM

Bike started right up today....rode it to put gas in it....bike did not start back up...took seat off, tightened battery terminalls...bike does not start....jump bike...it starts....

....fuck. Thought I was gonna be alright without getting new battery. WRONG.

Also today has been HOT.

=/

4/11/2011 6:02:11 PM

4/11/2011 6:06:28 PM

what are the chances of me getting up in the morning and taking the pup for a walk...

4/11/2011 6:20:54 PM

Probably somewhere between slim and none.

4/11/2011 6:21:39 PM

i'm not sure they are even that good

4/11/2011 6:25:20 PM

should i go to big lots and kfc or walmart and wendys

4/11/2011 6:47:42 PM

To me, Big lots is the store that sells a bunch of shit no one needs.

4/11/2011 6:48:23 PM

well I need an alarm clock, and they sell those, so you are incorrect

4/11/2011 6:50:35 PM

i need something new and exciting in my life because i officially just finished reading the internet

4/11/2011 6:51:18 PM

buy me an alarm clock, thats new and exciting

4/11/2011 6:52:34 PM

no it's not

4/11/2011 6:52:57 PM

and a desk fan, does big lots sell little desk fans? seems like something they'd sell

4/11/2011 6:59:38 PM

i have come a long way in the past few weeks. GO ME

no screaming or crying or becoming completely emotionally unhinged when i'm dicked over by people who are not supposed to dick me over

that is a big step for me. *pats self on back*

i have done this without the aid of a shrink/counselor/other person who helps the emotards. which someone may or may not have promised to help me pay for since my insurance doesn't cover it and i am poor. i still should probably find an emotard helper BUT i am doing a good job at making small changes on my own and will just have to figure shit out when i can. i have other expenses that are more important than emotard helpers, so i shall deal with them first. then i can eventually find somewhere to dump my emotional baggage. THEN i'm getting the FUCK outta dodge. prolly not until like october. but. baby steps.

p.s. i swear i am not (entirely) crazy. i am just using this thread as a way to rationally talk myself down from wanting to scream and yell at someone. or even to politely tell them, "fuck you." ALL IN DUE TIME. all in due time.



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4/11/2011 7:10:20 PM

SHE GOT DA CRAY CRAY

4/11/2011 7:16:56 PM

lol emotards

I, too, am an emotard

4/11/2011 7:19:38 PM

I'm excited about friday funday

4/11/2011 7:20:26 PM

so what do you think about day drinking on my deck and grilling out that evening?


it'll be WAY cheaper than going to TOBIR

4/11/2011 7:22:19 PM

If I can bring stella then certainly

4/11/2011 7:22:53 PM

of course you can

4/11/2011 7:23:10 PM

Damnit. I left my phone at home. This means I must listen to AOL radio while at work instead of my usual pandora... I'm so having the case of the fucking mondays today

4/11/2011 7:32:17 PM

Don't think pink, think fuchsia: http://superliminal.com/melinda/passingglances.htm#Voice

4/11/2011 7:40:29 PM

i think i broke the facebook

4/11/2011 7:51:38 PM

thank you, Time Warner, for committing to fix my cable issues on Wednesday, between the hours of 5 and 7 PM

it's not like I need these channels to work in the next 2 days or anything

4/11/2011 7:54:02 PM

Squirrels like avacados. I just pitched one into the backyard and in no less than five minutes a squirrel was devouring it. I feel bad now because that is one of the tastiest things she/he will ever eat. I had to say she/he because lewisje would whine about how I couldn't determine the transgendered squirrel's sex correctly.

4/11/2011 8:00:54 PM

Someone stop me from ordering the Princess Diana replica ring from QVC right now!!! I kinda need it to watch the Royal Wedding!

4/11/2011 8:03:53 PM

do it

4/11/2011 8:07:10 PM

Mike Tyson's, post fight speech after Lennox Lewis was really pretty awesome. All the way to the Imma eat your children part.

4/11/2011 8:20:38 PM

my brain hurts

4/11/2011 8:34:14 PM

my body totally thanked me last night for not drinking by giving me a perfect night of sleep

hopefully, there will be a round two

4/11/2011 8:37:51 PM

darn it!! someone remind me to go to target after work tomorrow. i'd write it in my planner. but i lost my dumb planner. again. soooo...things to buy at target: 1. planner 2. showering utensils 3. cat litter 4. i forgot but hopefully i'll remember tomorrow.

also i need to STAY AWAY from the dresses

away away.

4/11/2011 8:38:38 PM

I bet you won't

4/11/2011 8:39:23 PM

Florence, SC is a fantastic town.

4/11/2011 8:48:56 PM

I wonder how many news items are reported without really understanding the content. Like http://thejailreport.com/ It's funny when you read it and you get it but it's clear the author didn't.

4/11/2011 8:51:46 PM

Quote :

"i think i broke the facebook "

Just a quick glance at my Facebook feed and I'm pretty sure khcadwal did actually

4/11/2011 9:13:54 PM

Am I over thinking this? Probably so, but then again probably not.

It happens, I shouldn't be surprised.

4/11/2011 9:15:05 PM

BOTH EAGLES ARE IN THE NEST! AND YOU CAN SEE ALL OF THE CHICKS!

http://www.raptorresource.org/falcon_cams/index.html

4/11/2011 9:16:25 PM

You were a bitch. I still love you.

4/11/2011 9:20:19 PM

Zuzanna talks way too much.

4/11/2011 9:21:41 PM

phew

4/11/2011 9:34:03 PM

my boobies look bigger tan. they are almost existent now

4/11/2011 9:43:04 PM

I am still not a fan of OldBlueChair's tittyballs. But I am a fan of her donk.

My overall rating of her is an A-

4/11/2011 9:44:42 PM

damn it...damn it...damn it

situations like this suck...

oh well, it'll be okay, it's not like it was a big deal or anything.

4/11/2011 9:45:05 PM

I, too, appreciate you EMCE

4/11/2011 9:45:54 PM

^

also, I am still a fan of sawahash's tittyballs. But I am not a fan of her donk.

My overall rating of her is a C

4/11/2011 9:46:06 PM

I'd give myself more of a D, but who am I to judge?

4/11/2011 9:47:59 PM

Don't be so down on yourself. What's wrong, dear?

4/11/2011 9:54:06 PM

yuffie_chan now I'm watching that feed

the mama eagle was like THE FUCK
dad was like BITCH WHAT
mama was like SHIT NIGGA IMA GO FIND OUT
baby was like PROJECTILE SHIT

i LOLD

4/11/2011 9:54:15 PM