it's getting betttterrrrr all the time

4/17/2011 12:58:06 AM

Your sisters pussy or her dogs pussy

4/17/2011 1:16:45 AM

Twat?

4/17/2011 1:40:57 AM

i feel bad for sleeping through today's storm

4/17/2011 3:07:35 AM

i'm too nice sometimes. picking up early morning shifts is for the birds.

4/17/2011 6:22:22 AM

meh, but at least when you are done, you have the rest of the day to enjoy (awesome during football season, still pretty sweet for average sunday fundays)

4/17/2011 7:21:17 AM

I make a much better breadwinner than stay at home dad. I probably got 3 hours of combined sleep last night

4/17/2011 8:09:22 AM

Health magazine has something against sex. I've read two issues the last two days, and one had kinky sex listed on the "to don't" list. The other issue had sexting on the list. I can understand putting "working out when you're sick" and "worrying about sugar and salt" on there, but really don't know how they decided they needed to tell people kinky sex is unnecessary.

4/17/2011 9:12:47 AM

How would sexting even make it on that list? Seems completely unrelated to health issues, not to mention the supposedly de-stress factor id imagine you would get

4/17/2011 11:46:17 AM

Blech.... Really gonna try to get a run in today

4/17/2011 11:59:04 AM

I still have to do my taxes

4/17/2011 12:03:53 PM

USB!

But the picture was huge. So instead I'm just gonna post the link.

http://i.imgur.com/p2TRk.jpg


[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 12:21 PM. Reason : GAH GIANT PICTURE.]

4/17/2011 12:16:15 PM

bored....I wanted to fish today...that's out of the question. Now nothing to do....

i wonder if the red cross needs help or something today

4/17/2011 2:08:13 PM

Why do I want ice cream...


I hardly ever want something sweet

4/17/2011 2:28:45 PM

too much to do

4/17/2011 2:28:58 PM

This is my other bookmark.

BOOM.

Called it.

4/17/2011 3:03:43 PM

i feel like ass

4/17/2011 3:04:36 PM

^ want a hug?

4/17/2011 3:05:25 PM

sure. come on down to the restaurant

and i totally pulled off the look i was going for last night

4/17/2011 3:14:17 PM

There isnt anything better than getting drunk by the pool

4/17/2011 3:25:02 PM

ready to play hockey

4/17/2011 3:30:00 PM

Finally watching Inception.

4/17/2011 3:43:56 PM

Is it petty to be annoyed when a girl uses abbreviations in texts? It just seems pointless to use 'u' for 'you' and 'ur' for 'your.'

4/17/2011 4:10:27 PM

lolwut?

the purpose of it is to save characters

and it's not like you don't understand it

4/17/2011 4:14:10 PM

^^no...it's not petty at all...

i hate it when anybody over the age of 16 texts like that...

but then again i text in complete sentences




on a side note....i really want a fruity drink...

i think i'm about to make a virgin strawberry daiquiri

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 5:07 PM. Reason : or i may add some pinot noir for a strawberry wine slushie!]

4/17/2011 5:00:30 PM

ditto. i type out words like "you" etc when texting

and i usually text in complete sentences.

my new found love of twitter has me cringing every time i have to abbreviate due to the tiny character limit.

4/17/2011 5:14:17 PM

Thank you. Said person is 29 and otherwise seems cool but it's the same way with email too. Now THAT I don't get. I mean it's not even saving time.

4/17/2011 5:51:01 PM

4/17/2011 6:04:02 PM

Hey NyM

4/17/2011 6:23:42 PM

I love this facebook status from my friend Matt..

Quote :

"I hope all the people that rode by and took pictures stopped to help clean up the damage. I doubt the cocksuckers did."

4/17/2011 6:53:55 PM

What's to like about that?

4/17/2011 6:57:53 PM

i can hear him saying that in the way only he can say it...


you just have to know the guy

4/17/2011 6:59:48 PM

Quote :

"Thank you. Said person is 29 and otherwise seems cool but it's the same way with email too. Now THAT I don't get. I mean it's not even saving time."

oh gross. i don't think i could handle the email thing. i know i FB/TWW with sentence fragments and no capitalization BUT i think that is slightly acceptable. writing an email to someone that is like, "hi. how r u?" is ridic. i actually have been known to FB defriend people who do that. email would not be tolerated.

4/17/2011 7:01:12 PM

Inception was fucking fantastic. Why didn't anyone take me to see it in the theater!?!?!?

4/17/2011 7:44:00 PM

ughhhh.......Sunday "fun day" was great.....but I have a feeling tomorrow will be Monday "I hate my life" day....

4/17/2011 9:04:15 PM

How is everyone on tww doing tonight?

4/17/2011 9:05:53 PM

^^ I'm starting a support group for 'sunday night depression', and I would like for you to join. Meetings are weekly...

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:06 PM. Reason : a]

4/17/2011 9:06:07 PM

ughhhhhhhhh^^


na na na na........

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:07 PM. Reason : . pshhh]

4/17/2011 9:06:31 PM

i know. i like sunday funday

until i get to miserable monday

so instead i had a pretty miserable sunday. blahhh.

4/17/2011 9:11:34 PM

Quote :

"oh gross. i don't think i could handle the email thing. i know i FB/TWW with sentence fragments and no capitalization BUT i think that is slightly acceptable. writing an email to someone that is like, "hi. how r u?" is ridic. i actually have been known to FB defriend people who do that. email would not be tolerated."

Thank you. But beggars can't be choosers, am I right?

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:16 PM. Reason : also, you said ridic]

4/17/2011 9:15:29 PM

i don't care how much begging you do...

there is never an excuse to choose an adult who communicates full-retard electronically

4/17/2011 9:20:37 PM

JOHNNY DEPP.

4/17/2011 9:21:17 PM

^^ i agree w/ casey

i feel like texting like that is a warning sign.

4/17/2011 9:22:51 PM

must my mother be all up in my business?

4/17/2011 9:24:53 PM

^ did she find out about us?

4/17/2011 9:25:38 PM

I view people who use "u" instead of "you" as unintelligent lesser beings who don't deserve to communicate

and sunday funday was great

4/17/2011 9:27:27 PM

^^no just interrupted my nap 4 times to a) ask if my friends had power b) ask what my work schedule is tomorrow c) say hi and she hadn't heard from me today... (after calling me twice already) and d) to tell me i needed to wake up so that i would sleep thru the night.... not sure when i started having issues with sleeping 17+ hours straight...

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:28 PM. Reason : .]

4/17/2011 9:27:55 PM

done for the day

busy busy week ahead

4/17/2011 9:28:31 PM

Maybe ill just go to the beach and go fishing tomorrow

4/17/2011 9:29:01 PM

Quote :

"ask if my friends had power"

4/17/2011 9:29:41 PM