i love ol' goofy britches mcgee

4/17/2011 9:32:53 PM

my mother doesn't know that i live with said friends... yeah we live over where the tornado hit

4/17/2011 9:33:34 PM

omg, I hope you're ok!

btw, do you have power?

4/17/2011 9:34:30 PM

yes we have power... thank god our house was untouched... there are 4 houses around us with trees in their houses and our entire neighborhood needs like a professional cleaning crew

4/17/2011 9:37:23 PM

I hate this part.

4/17/2011 9:37:46 PM

Lettuce pray...

4/17/2011 9:37:54 PM

BLT

4/17/2011 9:39:22 PM

Lettuce Alone

4/17/2011 9:39:23 PM

So as soon as I got home today I went out fishing. Some lady came up to me while I was fishing...

"Do you mind if I ask what you're doing?"

"Uhh, well I'm fishing.. "

"Well I mean, how do you fish out here?"

"Well I put some shrimp on my hooks and cast it out in the water and hope something bites"

"okay, I was just wondering, thanks"

4/17/2011 9:42:35 PM

cool story, bro

4/17/2011 9:43:20 PM

thought you would appreciate it.

4/17/2011 9:44:28 PM

Quote :

"I view people who use "u" instead of "you" as unintelligent lesser beings who don't deserve to communicate"

i never said they don't deserve to communicate...

but texting like a 14 year old girl is almost as big of a turn off as, say, ed hardy t-shirts or goatees

4/17/2011 9:48:14 PM

as good as this is, I'm having a tough time focusing on tv

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:49 PM. Reason : ^I think they should have their tongues cut out]

4/17/2011 9:48:41 PM

hey hey hey

goatees can look good sometimes

4/17/2011 9:49:16 PM

EVERY FUCKING DAY THERE'S A HEADLINE ON CNN.COM THAT SAYS

"_________'s comment raises eyebrows"

OR

"_________'s comment about ________ turns heads"

GET A NEW HEADLINE

PLEASE

4/17/2011 9:49:16 PM

^^^i'd rather they had their fingers cut off...

or, at the very least, have their texting packages canceled






[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:51 PM. Reason : actually...fuck that...charge them 40 cents per text...make them pay for being idiots]

4/17/2011 9:50:02 PM

^^^maybe if you want to live in a trailer park

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:50 PM. Reason : ^that too]

4/17/2011 9:50:27 PM

I prefer soul patches.

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:51 PM. Reason : ruthless people itt]

4/17/2011 9:51:05 PM

and don't forget cutting off their sexual organs so they can't reproduce

4/17/2011 9:52:20 PM

ewww ed hardy is disgusting

and getting out of bed to pee is one of the biggest annoyances of all time.

4/17/2011 9:52:21 PM

staying in bed to pee is worse though

4/17/2011 9:53:13 PM

black swan was goooood

4/17/2011 9:53:24 PM

wearing ed hardy is about as close as i get to recommending castration...


well...that and raping little kids

4/17/2011 9:53:27 PM

Quote :

"staying in bed to pee is worse though"

lolol. true. especially since i sleep on a giant sponge (memory foam)

4/17/2011 9:54:05 PM

casey, you rape little kids all the time, yes I consider 20 year olds little kids

4/17/2011 9:56:46 PM

i haven't had sex with a 20 year old in at least 5 years

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:58 PM. Reason : it wasn't so bad then ]

4/17/2011 9:57:56 PM

JERKERS!!!

4/17/2011 9:58:01 PM

hoooooly shit

it seems like pissing on memory foam would be a disaster

4/17/2011 10:01:04 PM

someone should probably take my computer and phone away from me when I am drunk. I tend to be a bit of an asshole. So, I am sorry everybody!

4/17/2011 10:03:27 PM

big bad lindsey

4/17/2011 10:05:29 PM

stella keeps stealing my spot

4/17/2011 10:23:05 PM

I got crosschecked in the kidney and it hurts like shit. I hope I dont piss blood

4/17/2011 10:41:52 PM

hunt for red october was a bad ass idea

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 10:52 PM. Reason : also I'm seriously considering something that would be a very bad idea]

4/17/2011 10:51:33 PM

my boss's boss's boss's boss just friend requested me on facebook...interesting...

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 10:55 PM. Reason : o_O]

4/17/2011 10:54:44 PM

Landmark is currently the most peaceful place on earth

4/17/2011 10:59:44 PM

Quote :

"big bad lindsey"

4/17/2011 11:01:51 PM

I don't wanna work tomorrow

4/17/2011 11:06:23 PM

My johnny cash pandora channel has morphed into my avett brothers channel

4/17/2011 11:41:41 PM

cot damn red october was a great idea

4/17/2011 11:55:22 PM

Anyone want to watch a dog-like attention whorish cat while I'm away for work?

4/18/2011 12:26:40 AM

who comes to the library at this time without having showered all day

4/18/2011 12:42:37 AM

WHY ARE SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS SO GOOD


can SOMEONE please do this codec bullshit or whatever and convert a YouTube video to a file that I successfully upload to WMM and edit



[Edited on April 18, 2011 at 1:30 AM. Reason : ]

4/18/2011 1:21:23 AM

^Like crackkkk

[Edited on April 18, 2011 at 1:37 AM. Reason : pm sent]

4/18/2011 1:35:04 AM

also, will someone please come to the library and cause some serious harm to a few of these n00bs who will NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP

4/18/2011 1:57:54 AM

OBC why are you still in that god forsaken place at this hour!?

Go home, boo!

4/18/2011 2:00:16 AM

i will be here until like 6am

and will only be leaving for breakfast and a new parking spot. I did, however, take a shower before I got here. Planning ahead ftw. Not planning ahead for 2305982 things to do...ftl

4/18/2011 2:01:29 AM

THAT SUCKS

4/18/2011 2:02:02 AM

BOJANGLES OPENS IN 3.5 HOURS

4/18/2011 2:03:44 AM

eeeek. u should get up, get a coffee and a banana nut muffin, and move to a quieter place because I'm assuming not many people are there right now.

you just ended up in a crummy spot :/

4/18/2011 2:04:08 AM

OMF BOJANGLES

4/18/2011 2:05:20 AM