I was going to go for a run tonight, and watch Harry Potter, and do laundry...but once I remembered it was the egg hunt I said fuck it I'm going to get some eggs.

Also, my best friend is in the hospital, she is 7ish months pregnant right now. I am very worried.

4/19/2011 8:43:59 PM

the kitty was beside me on the couch asleep.
I quickly grabbed him and he jumped!

haha thats what you get you fucker for waking me up this morning at 4am just to be petted!
just kidding I <3 you!










I think I need to get out more

[Edited on April 19, 2011 at 8:48 PM. Reason : ^oh my I hope your friend is all right!]

4/19/2011 8:46:38 PM

minkagirl <3

4/19/2011 8:47:11 PM

haha I got an egg from this thread

4/19/2011 8:49:14 PM

I see it's time for the egg hunt.

And if you are choking or not breathing, Justin and I can now save your ass (or at least try)

4/19/2011 9:00:12 PM

we need a rainbow shitting poptart cat egg

4/19/2011 9:01:29 PM

I am hunting for eggs on the beach...jealous?

4/19/2011 9:12:56 PM

a little bit

4/19/2011 9:13:15 PM

4/19/2011 9:13:54 PM

things are lookin up for me

4/19/2011 9:14:22 PM

I am jealous of the people that are on spring break down here now. I wish I could take a week and do nothing but sit on the beach.

4/19/2011 9:15:51 PM

dangerously close to 20,000

[Edited on April 19, 2011 at 10:00 PM. Reason : meh]

4/19/2011 9:57:12 PM

More amazing than the monkey in a pink diaper riding on the side of the van is a video store that's still in business.

4/19/2011 10:13:32 PM

ahahahahah
joie got suspended, kinda want hear what kinda rant ensued

4/19/2011 10:58:02 PM

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I DROPPED A CLASS WITHOUT THINKING THAT I WAS OVER THE LIMIT ALREADY AND NOW I'LL HAVE TO GET R&R TO MANUALLY READD ME

4/19/2011 11:13:28 PM

sounds like a CLASSIC FUCKUP, RETARD.

4/19/2011 11:14:55 PM

^^she did it on purpose

4/19/2011 11:15:06 PM

That went well

4/19/2011 11:19:52 PM

this cough has got to go

4/19/2011 11:24:42 PM

it felt so good to begin with...

now it sorta hurts

4/19/2011 11:29:45 PM

Losing your virginity is a hard thing. You'll persevere.

[Edited on April 19, 2011 at 11:31 PM. Reason : ok, that was funny. don't hate.]

4/19/2011 11:31:31 PM

*like*

4/19/2011 11:33:21 PM

i really want egg number 5 so i can go to bed

4/19/2011 11:35:10 PM

grrrrrr

4/19/2011 11:41:25 PM

Give Me 2 McFilet Mignons To Go: Revealed: American Retail Business' Most Secret Secrets Revealed by Myron Felkerton

4/19/2011 11:43:54 PM

I'm hungry, but I need to submit these late-notice auditions first.

4/19/2011 11:46:33 PM

Quote :

"Losing your virginity is a hard thing. You'll persevere."

thanks for the vote of confidence...

i'll let you know when it happens

4/19/2011 11:50:30 PM

for $30 i could help you lose it

4/19/2011 11:54:48 PM

ok cool...

i'll take your $30

4/19/2011 11:55:33 PM

i believe you may have misunderstood

4/19/2011 11:58:33 PM

i haven't misunderstood a thing...

you give me $30...


I give you my v-card

4/19/2011 11:59:50 PM

you give me $30, i begrudgingly accept your v-card, and your starbucks card

4/20/2011 12:01:04 AM

how about i give you my insurance card and just pay you my $10 copay?

4/20/2011 12:04:37 AM

girl, ill fuck you harder than obamacare

4/20/2011 12:05:40 AM

but you won't fuck me any harder than tww just did on that egg

4/20/2011 12:10:09 AM

hahahahaha

true

4/20/2011 12:11:05 AM

ew just kissed my dog and got slime on my mouth, wtf

4/20/2011 12:23:50 AM

i kissed your dog tonight and got slimed too

4/20/2011 12:27:27 AM

i slimed your dog earlier.

4/20/2011 12:28:22 AM

if you don't give me any information i can't know what's wrong

4/20/2011 12:28:48 AM

i found one egg...

that means i can go to sleep now

4/20/2011 12:34:50 AM

holy shit, a robot chicken I haven't seen

4/20/2011 12:42:54 AM

to stay up or not to stay up...

4/20/2011 1:21:11 AM

I don't care for dubstep

why do all these people like it?

4/20/2011 1:21:37 AM

Cookout gut bomb incoming

4/20/2011 1:22:33 AM

^^I like dubstep...

I mean I just groove to it.

4/20/2011 1:36:18 AM

I want to be a millionaire. Or a hockey player. Or both.

4/20/2011 1:38:50 AM

i haven't stayed up this late in a long time. like infinity time.

4/20/2011 2:43:06 AM

boom boom bap

4/20/2011 2:43:58 AM

Bah this sucks


I need a vacation from life.

4/20/2011 2:44:13 AM