i think we should have an aborted fetus hunt

4/20/2011 2:55:20 AM

hehe, I'm good at finding those

4/20/2011 2:55:39 AM

I MISS YOU, SAMANTHA, SO FUCKING MUCH.

4/20/2011 3:59:15 AM

so much to do tonight and tomorrow b4 the photographer comes to take pictures for our listing

also...big things happening soon.

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 6:55 AM. Reason : ]

4/20/2011 6:51:35 AM

I can't find any eggs

4/20/2011 6:59:06 AM

They must be sleeping I wanted a couple pre-work eggies.

4/20/2011 7:00:40 AM

Yea, same here. Silly egg hunt is going to make me late

4/20/2011 7:03:15 AM

I got massive shit on my mind :-/

4/20/2011 7:06:07 AM

to make it better

4/20/2011 7:06:34 AM

4/20/2011 7:07:23 AM

I usually take my first shit after my morning coffee.

4/20/2011 7:23:19 AM

Darn. Still no eggies. Gotta go downstairs and make breakfast.

4/20/2011 7:25:02 AM

I've managed to get three. I suppose that's good enough. Off to work!

4/20/2011 7:26:25 AM

egg maker hates me. add it to the list.

4/20/2011 7:27:00 AM

I want an egg

4/20/2011 7:31:39 AM

I do not want to be awake right now

4/20/2011 7:36:36 AM

ugh... how am I going to get my truck today? hmmmm....

4/20/2011 7:50:43 AM

Oh and playing softball yesterday was a really really bad idea

4/20/2011 7:57:01 AM

so sleepy

4/20/2011 8:06:51 AM

Quote :

""Colt 45 makers are raising the alcohol level from the already high 6% to the even higher 12%, and enticing young people with hip hop themes and lollipop flavors," said Paul Porter of Industry Ears, a think tank that promotes justice in the media."

that quote has me LOLin. Not sure why.

4/20/2011 8:07:58 AM

restless puppy means sleepy mommy

4/20/2011 8:24:59 AM

well, I have a pretty slow day at work, I guess I could pass the time with a little egg hunting

4/20/2011 8:29:59 AM

here eggy eggy eggy

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 8:33 AM. Reason : w00t it delivered.]

4/20/2011 8:32:22 AM

need moar eggs

4/20/2011 8:45:57 AM

I wish my dog would stop farting- I gave him one of his forta-flora packets (probiotics designed to replenish and help the natural stomach flora grow) because he had an upset tummy all day yesterday... but dammit that stuff gives him some of the nastiest farts

4/20/2011 8:54:09 AM

I'm 81 eggs behind, I don't know if I can pull this out.

4/20/2011 9:07:56 AM

you got this

4/20/2011 9:08:24 AM

OMG I sure am glad I dodged that bullett.....

4/20/2011 9:11:02 AM

?

4/20/2011 9:11:23 AM

A really, really frustrating woman on the phone. Asked to be transferred and got transferred to Lucas (who sits right across from me). So I got to hear his whole conversation waith (a 30 minute call). And boy am I glad she asked to be transferred!!!

4/20/2011 9:15:18 AM

wtf dude...


you have a girlfriend now...

that makes it completely inappropriate for you to solicit dirty talk from me

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 9:20 AM. Reason : not my fault you decided to date an 18 year old]

4/20/2011 9:17:32 AM

I think it's impossible to not get drunk if you go out in any fashion on your birthday. It always devolves into "well it's your birthday so drink this."

4/20/2011 9:18:10 AM

Amazing how no longer drinking can make you feel like a complete outsider when social functions tend to hinge so much on it.

4/20/2011 9:23:44 AM

Outside funtimes with the girls for most of the day, then to north raleigh for some bike riding awesomeness!

4/20/2011 9:24:38 AM

I keep telling myself I'm going to stop drinking. Someday it will work.

4/20/2011 9:24:55 AM

I've pretty much stopped drinking. Beer was my drink of choice, and the insulin resistance makes that a terrible choice. On the glycemic index, where 1 is the lowest and 100 is the highest, beer is a 100.

4/20/2011 9:28:46 AM

the worst thing about egg hunt day is there isn't shit to read on tww because the entire first page is nothing but threads about eggs

4/20/2011 9:42:09 AM

Quote :

"Amazing how no longer drinking can make you feel like a complete outsider when social functions tend to hinge so much on it."

4/20/2011 9:42:40 AM

where oh where are the double eggs?

4/20/2011 9:42:48 AM

nothing to read except people bitching and complaining apparently

4/20/2011 9:45:27 AM

are you just trying to get on my shit list?

4/20/2011 9:47:46 AM

Signs I need to drink another cup of coffee:

I just tried to add up some numbers on what I thought was my calculator. Apparently it was my office phone

4/20/2011 9:49:05 AM

missed one

and did the time to claim them go down? hasn't even been 10 min according to the chart

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 9:53 AM. Reason : .]

4/20/2011 9:52:51 AM

haha pretty much

4/20/2011 9:54:07 AM

i will cut you

4/20/2011 10:01:26 AM

lp78 = ddk exposed????????

4/20/2011 10:02:57 AM

i don't think you will. i think you are just internet big-talkin

4/20/2011 10:03:48 AM

^^i'll throw your shit in the yard

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 10:04 AM. Reason : ^you really don't want to doubt me]

4/20/2011 10:04:02 AM

4/20/2011 10:04:27 AM

that i'd believe, but it would require us cohabitating first, which will never happen because of my credit rating.

4/20/2011 10:05:27 AM