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ooooh it's payday. Forgot about that.

4/20/2011 10:14:16 AM

LOL at the virus on our server that created files called 'pornmovs' and 'myporno.avi'

4/20/2011 10:15:31 AM

hahahaha

4/20/2011 10:16:18 AM

sweet

4/20/2011 10:16:44 AM

did you watch them?

4/20/2011 10:16:50 AM

There's nothing to watch, just shortcuts that infect your computer. Now our IT guys are going through and cleaning out computers today. Its my turn now so I'm bored off my ass checking tdub on my phone. But I'm getting paid for it, thanks virus!

4/20/2011 10:31:34 AM

HOPSCOTCH

4/20/2011 10:33:51 AM

^should i go?

4/20/2011 10:51:32 AM

fuck payin for hopscotch. i think im gonna volunteer if i can. i hate all the people in the crowds anyway.

4/20/2011 10:53:52 AM

Facebook status about his gf...

Quote :

"Just can't seem to get this simple, beautiful, wonderful, amazing, fun, loveing, woman off my mind!"

Facebook message he sent me just a few minutes ago...

Quote :

"I'm super duper horny. Are you? Please suck my dick."

which i'm not sure why he would think i would anyway...i never have before...

actually i've never done anything at all with him


why do dudes think that's cool...it might be amusing to talk shit briefly...it gets old...REALLY FAST

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 11:00 AM. Reason : skldfjlsdk]

4/20/2011 10:58:11 AM

ummmm that's shady.



His poor gf

4/20/2011 10:59:38 AM

ugh

is it saturday yet

4/20/2011 11:00:33 AM

going dry again.

4/20/2011 11:01:53 AM

^^^he's 25...she's 18...

they've been a couple for like 2 weeks...


it's destined for success!

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 11:02 AM. Reason : sdfds]

4/20/2011 11:01:53 AM

Sooooo tired. I'll be lucky if I can get back to sleep for a couple hours.

Also, I could really use a massage...

4/20/2011 11:10:36 AM

sex, lots of sex

4/20/2011 11:12:31 AM

I miss sex.

4/20/2011 11:13:00 AM

where da eggs

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 11:23 AM. Reason : lol, there's the egg]

4/20/2011 11:21:53 AM

^^.

4/20/2011 11:33:53 AM

^

And I just got a great opportunity thrown at me and I don't know what to do....I'm so nervous

4/20/2011 11:34:34 AM

i am soooo boooooored.... I just want my truck

4/20/2011 11:34:49 AM

i don't miss sex...

but i am hungry

4/20/2011 11:36:04 AM

I, too, am hungry.

4/20/2011 11:36:45 AM

I'd make you miss sex. Or pine more for food. I'm pretty hit or miss like that.

4/20/2011 11:36:48 AM

who the fuck says something like "please suck my dick"?

4/20/2011 11:38:01 AM

you would be surprised....


i get a text/PM/IM/ect at least once a week with something like "what are you wearing?/are you horny?/send me a dirty picture/blah blah blah"

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 11:40 AM. Reason : sdf]

4/20/2011 11:38:46 AM

^^ I usually go with, "Would you be so kind as to indulge me in a session of fellatio?"

4/20/2011 11:39:41 AM

lol a lot of dudes say that shit

4/20/2011 11:39:55 AM

I am hungry as well. Even though I actually ate breakfast today. Bottomless pit mode has been activated.

4/20/2011 11:40:27 AM

WHEN WE HONGRY, WE EAT

4/20/2011 11:41:03 AM

we eat eggs

4/20/2011 11:42:16 AM

I usually eat when I'm hongry.

4/20/2011 11:43:36 AM

I am torn. I have food here I could eat, but I was planning on getting my free burrito later on. I don't want to leave yet though.

4/20/2011 11:49:04 AM

lunchtime. you guys save me some eggs.

4/20/2011 11:51:04 AM

my shoulder feels really really weird

4/20/2011 11:52:32 AM

I want a sext or two

4/20/2011 11:54:14 AM

Me too.

4/20/2011 11:55:07 AM

chicken abortions?

4/20/2011 11:56:11 AM

4/20/2011 11:57:32 AM

my bf is sooooooooo mean!

bf: hey you want to go to a movie?
me: now?!
bf: yeah, let's go see scream 4
me: OK! *looks up times/theaters* oooooo we have to go now! it's playing at 12:15 in crossroads!
bf: oh, I don't want to go
me: THEN WHY DID YOU ASK?
bf: I didn't think you'd say yes

4/20/2011 12:03:52 PM

haha


I do that sometimes:

"hey, you wanna go out? yea? well tough, I don't feel like it!"

4/20/2011 12:04:45 PM

since my family isn't doing shit for easter, I may just go down to the beach, I wonder if I can talk anyone into this plan

4/20/2011 12:08:43 PM

I'm sleepy still even though I just woke up at 11:30.

My legs are so damn sore and the scale pissed me off lol

Aslo, I am hongry

4/20/2011 12:09:28 PM

GAH I love GQ!!

Their daily emails make me

4/20/2011 12:55:58 PM

Fuck, I'm tired.

4/20/2011 1:00:02 PM

The only day a yr tww is actually busy during the day anymore....

4/20/2011 1:01:19 PM

sad but true

4/20/2011 1:02:07 PM

4/20/2011 1:03:05 PM

hahahahaha @grinx's status for tww

lols

also, I'm fucking soreeeeeeeeee.

18mi bike ride kicked my asshole

4/20/2011 1:06:33 PM

4/20/2011 1:12:19 PM