http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-unable-to-produce-certificate-proving-hes-no,20250/

bwahaha

4/27/2011 10:32:15 PM

really? maybe because I don't own any apple products, I was pretty "meh" throughout

4/27/2011 10:35:41 PM

well that and the current debacle over them actually being able to track you now...it's current events mang

4/27/2011 10:37:18 PM

ya, I havent really paid any attention to that, but i have seen the human centipede!

4/27/2011 10:38:26 PM

I <3 overripe avocado.

4/27/2011 10:41:38 PM

Ice T is 53

4/28/2011 12:06:41 AM

and his wife's body is about 8

4/28/2011 12:07:17 AM

and he was in breakin' 2: electric boogaloo

4/28/2011 12:11:37 AM

I need a hug.

4/28/2011 12:19:28 AM

shoulda gotten a gallon of TEA

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 12:43 AM. Reason : fuck a half gallon]

4/28/2011 12:43:13 AM

k

4/28/2011 12:46:58 AM

4/28/2011 12:56:09 AM

What a fucking scary night. I HATE STORMS AT NIGHT.

4/28/2011 1:44:17 AM

Holy fuck how do these people do it

Third consecutive night at the same bar. Pretty sure that's a personal record.

4/28/2011 1:55:11 AM

Alright, bed time. The stress has made me sleepy. Wonder what morning light will reveal tomorrow. ....

4/28/2011 2:05:11 AM

kinda mailed it in tonight and made good tips

guess I should do that more often

4/28/2011 2:12:34 AM

^ shit, i thought it was really good. especially considering you having to accommodate those random requests.

4/28/2011 4:47:40 AM

I am down 16 lbs.

4/28/2011 7:55:44 AM

PAY DAY!

4/28/2011 8:53:05 AM

I just realized Golden Corral's tagline is "Help Yourself to Happiness." No comment.

4/28/2011 9:22:04 AM

I aced a hole I have been going at for years now... BANG BANG!!


now it's time to shower and get on to the less fun stuff in life, being stupid work

4/28/2011 10:39:39 AM

God damn it, so much for having a good and productive day. Set back after set back

4/28/2011 11:12:50 AM

^^ Great Job Babe!!!!


And to your second comment......I don't wanna hear it!!!!

[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 11:17 AM. Reason : .....]

4/28/2011 11:17:03 AM

Cuddling with my niece on the couch

Pretty much makes anything better

4/28/2011 12:05:46 PM

Cruel Intentions on TV.

4/28/2011 12:12:58 PM

id festival tour looks pretty dope, plz to come to raleigh


http://www.idfestival.com

4/28/2011 12:51:25 PM

^^^pause

4/28/2011 12:51:59 PM

^Fuck you

4/28/2011 12:55:50 PM

I don't remember if I switched my crock pot from high to low when I left. Why have I been so forgetful/paranoid lately?

4/28/2011 2:08:32 PM

This makes me lol.

4/28/2011 2:11:00 PM

ffffffffuuuuuuuuu

4/28/2011 2:44:16 PM

Finally confirmed an interview for tomorrow. Anyone have any good links for references pages or advice on them? Esp. who to use if you don't want to use current managers b/c you don't want them to find out you are looking...?

4/28/2011 3:22:01 PM

I feel like a real editor today

4/28/2011 3:32:39 PM

Just got a call for an interview for a position I applied to 6 months ago

4/28/2011 4:09:22 PM

Ready to go back to work. This blah useless feeling is horrid.

4/28/2011 4:24:19 PM

NO, WHAT'S HORRID IS THE FACT THAT YOU'RE SO FUCKING BLAH AND USELESS.

4/28/2011 4:32:24 PM

i need some new strappy black heels...

mine have basically bitten the dust

4/28/2011 4:37:23 PM

lol

4/28/2011 4:42:48 PM

I really dislike channel accounts

4/28/2011 7:25:19 PM

Insomnia makes me depressed and I feel like poop.

4/28/2011 7:31:11 PM

I hate when I get up in arms about something but have nobody to talk it out with.

4/28/2011 7:32:09 PM

downloading a whole whole lot of downtempo/deep house electronic music for the CAM Raleigh opening tomorrow

who knew pirating music could be so tiring

4/28/2011 7:41:41 PM

^^I'll go to battle with you.

4/28/2011 8:17:12 PM

to me always being in the spotlight doesn't seem like a fairytale to me

#royalwedding

4/28/2011 8:41:44 PM

4/28/2011 9:11:29 PM

4/28/2011 9:11:47 PM

I'm smitten.

4/28/2011 9:14:54 PM

the constant ambulance sirens are breaking my heart..

4/28/2011 9:29:15 PM

4/28/2011 9:32:14 PM

set em up

4/28/2011 9:32:41 PM