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5/1/2011 10:08:01 PM

Should i cook spaghetti or go buy food?

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5/1/2011 10:20:55 PM

Cook, and rinse your shit asap, marinara is a bitch if it crustifies.

5/1/2011 10:22:17 PM

FUCK it

gonna do both. Corn Spaghetti ftmfw... why have i not been cooking all these years this shit rocks

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5/1/2011 10:22:31 PM

I hate doing expense reports

5/1/2011 10:28:14 PM

I'm so damn hungry
I've had a cup of yogurt today
ffffffffffff

5/1/2011 10:29:39 PM

I need a tv buddy

5/1/2011 10:44:07 PM

^well you'll have to mark Osama Bin Laden off that potential list - tv is saying he's dead

5/1/2011 10:55:15 PM

He was a god damn good dog.

5/2/2011 12:36:05 AM

a friend told me that I'm a human meme...

5/2/2011 1:01:33 AM

*sigh*

5/2/2011 1:22:35 AM

in

5/2/2011 1:23:26 AM

suddenly it is 2am

dammit

this is like 4 hours of reading the news/twitter/facebook/etc

that is crazy. need to sleep now. the morning is gonna be rough.

5/2/2011 2:00:14 AM

I just looked at the clock thinking it was 12:30

whoops

why is the adrenaline still flowing?

5/2/2011 2:05:54 AM

^^same here

5/2/2011 2:05:57 AM

5/2/2011 3:04:02 AM

that shit sucked

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 3:05 AM. Reason : why did I even bother reading one of your posts]

5/2/2011 3:05:17 AM

you're god damned right i'm melodramatic


someone has to be

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 6:06 AM. Reason : fuck you]

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 6:06 AM. Reason : and your cute ass dog]

5/2/2011 6:06:06 AM

I feel like I'm in munchkin land. Everyone going around singing "ding dong the witch is dead"

5/2/2011 9:11:54 AM

^
hahaha

5/2/2011 9:15:14 AM

also...where do I find a list to see if I'm part of any group that is on the terrorists hit list (other than "American")

5/2/2011 9:16:01 AM

^^^ that just made my morning.

but now im singing it at my desk at work.

5/2/2011 9:33:14 AM

can someone recommend me an allergist in the Raleigh area? pllllllleeeeaaassseeeeee.

5/2/2011 9:35:08 AM

I'm going to go into work and act like I have no clue this happened. And when I speak to customers on the phone I'm going to be all like "What do you mean?"


I'm going to make people think that I don't watch the news or read the news or have internet.

5/2/2011 9:36:55 AM

long morning is long.

5/2/2011 10:04:32 AM

i'm 6 posts from 15k

5/2/2011 10:23:08 AM

I had a feeling something was going to be wrong with this issue, and I was right.

And I feel like complete shit again.

5/2/2011 10:30:46 AM

fuck i miss fb

5/2/2011 11:06:58 AM

Ugh, I hate stupid days. I've done so many stupid things today and it isn't even lunch yet

5/2/2011 11:10:32 AM

if I see another bin laden dead post on FB I might just lose my shit

5/2/2011 11:13:25 AM

Why does it seem lately that I feel more tired after I drink a cup of coffee than I did before?
I just want to curl up and take a nap.

5/2/2011 11:16:08 AM

I think there may be something wrong with me today, I wanna vomit and lay in bed.

5/2/2011 11:58:06 AM

you better not be pregnant

5/2/2011 11:58:45 AM

congrats you two!

5/2/2011 12:03:07 PM

I guss it is time to drink a 4 lokos.

5/2/2011 12:03:41 PM

I feel the same way, Brandi. I blame the weather/pollen.

5/2/2011 12:05:58 PM

Yeah, I think its the pollen too.

5/2/2011 12:08:09 PM

avoid staircases around him bmel!

Quote :

" Samantha: dang Percy ain't have wings in 7 weeks Glad I didn't really start that bet with him Samantha: lol we'd be out $100 gift card to BW3 me: whats this "we" shit? "

5/2/2011 12:09:01 PM

Don't make me go back into sealed documents

5/2/2011 12:11:20 PM

^^ lol, I mean, you gotta do whatcha gotta do.

5/2/2011 12:25:14 PM

she's making friends really fast because she needs to make babies soon

Makes sense and glad it's not me.

5/2/2011 12:26:01 PM

Lol

5/2/2011 12:34:47 PM

I hate reading symptoms lists for medical conditions because I always fit them and then get paranoid.

Lightheadedness, nausea, rapid heartbeat, paleness, feeling of impending doom, sudden fatigue ... check. I might have had a heart attack.

5/2/2011 12:48:41 PM

^yeah, usually it tells me I need to go to a hospital asap.

5/2/2011 1:00:26 PM

Oh man, you could also have a host of genetic syndromes, cancer, or an infectious disease

5/2/2011 1:01:01 PM

haha thanks Sam. That's reassuring.

5/2/2011 1:02:04 PM

You also might have prostate cancer

5/2/2011 1:02:37 PM

piddlebug does the same thing ... haha but it actually paid off when she had appendicitis earlier this year

5/2/2011 1:04:18 PM

^ and tww yelling at her to go to the hospital. Gotta take care of our piddlebug.

5/2/2011 1:08:10 PM

^^^ hahahaha that cheered me up

^^ She actually encouraged me to go get checked out when I was having the same symptoms she was back in February. Thankfully that was nothing.

5/2/2011 1:08:57 PM