I've recently started browsing Craigslists missed connections section everyday, with a small glimmer of hope that maybe someday one will be about me.

7/5/2010 3:10:06 PM

^ make him jealous. fuck a black guy.

7/5/2010 3:11:13 PM

no need to, every time we fought he accused me of cheating, even if the fight was about what to watch on tv

7/5/2010 3:12:24 PM

oh my

sorry Elise

7/5/2010 3:13:20 PM

meh, either he'll fix it and we might go out again or we won't. either way, i'm single now, so let all the cute, gainfully employed men know!

7/5/2010 3:14:30 PM

If you were a cute gainfully employed women, that's one less standard you'd have to look for in a man, hereby increasing your chances.

7/5/2010 3:18:06 PM

^ I'm sure she'll find somebody with money dude, it's not that hard.


I don't really like it when people ask me for clarification that they don't want to hear, so I certainly hope that isn't the case. I mean, I do like making an ass of myself in a retarded tdub kind of way, but I don't really care to do so in a real life way too often.

7/5/2010 3:24:36 PM

I may not be cute, but I'm gainfully employed.

7/5/2010 3:27:45 PM

^ I'm sure plenty of people find you attractive son. I have no clue what you look like but I can say that for sure son.


God dammit dude, I get the feeling that was another thing I shouldn't have said, but this time it was requested. Fuck man. Oh well, shit happens I guess.

7/5/2010 3:35:46 PM

I'm going to burn down Verizon. Their tech support is absolutely worthless.

7/5/2010 3:41:15 PM

thanks, i could really use the validation right now. having a rough time.

7/5/2010 3:41:47 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN9LZ3ojnxY

Verizon math is gooder.

7/5/2010 3:53:54 PM

I am awesome. Ok not really a confession so much as a fact, but I'll let it stand

7/5/2010 3:54:44 PM

One of my guy friends from the dorm facebook chatted me today out of the blue.

Him: Hey!
Me: Hey, what's up?
Him: I've been drinking at the pool all day. Want me to entertain you with my webcam?
Me: I'm at Starbucks. That may be a bad idea.
Him: LOL yeah, people might get too much of a show. Another time!
Me: TTYL!

AHAHAHA WTF mate? Is this normal?

7/5/2010 5:49:41 PM

^ haxored?

7/5/2010 5:51:07 PM

Haha, knowing this guy, probably not.

7/5/2010 5:53:56 PM

He was just fishin, you just didnt bite haha

7/5/2010 5:54:44 PM

Hahaha I think I would have been kicked out of Starbucks for biting.

7/5/2010 5:58:06 PM

Just move to a corner table.. problem solved

7/5/2010 6:01:04 PM

i'm nervous about my date tonight

i'm afraid he's just gonna be like "stfu, get out" once i get there

7/5/2010 6:59:37 PM

I just Emailed PackPrincess TWW p33n.

7/5/2010 8:30:15 PM

you promised not to send that to anyone else

7/5/2010 8:30:40 PM

^^ you accidentally sent that to me.

now I'm going to have nightmares

^King-Dong

7/5/2010 8:31:06 PM

i mean....not like all your girls havent seen it already emce

7/5/2010 8:32:05 PM

7/5/2010 8:34:14 PM

well, i guess its ok to spread the love

7/5/2010 8:36:33 PM

now i've got one to compare all the others to!

7/5/2010 8:37:34 PM

7/5/2010 8:38:12 PM

fuck, wrong thread >_<

[Edited on July 5, 2010 at 8:41 PM. Reason : .]

7/5/2010 8:40:50 PM

Oh. I have more. And the ones I don't have, I know where to find.

7/5/2010 8:41:11 PM

aww snap

7/5/2010 8:42:45 PM

ok, so i will send you the list of the guys that are currently pming me, you send me pics of their lollipops?

7/5/2010 8:46:17 PM

Damnit what did I tell you guys about hackin my phone geez!

7/5/2010 8:47:25 PM

the fact that you refer to them as "lollipops" has just earned you cool points in my book. I look forward to our "encounter" in the future.

7/5/2010 8:47:31 PM

osnap!

7/5/2010 8:47:41 PM

oh yeah, grimx wanted me to ask if he could join in as well.

7/5/2010 8:48:41 PM

I'm sure that they would like send the photos to you are their own.
I'm just expediting the process.

7/5/2010 8:50:05 PM

i already sent mine in, no sense delaying the inevitable

7/5/2010 8:51:42 PM

EMCE, this might be one of those times that I cash in on my own likeness thank you very much.

7/5/2010 8:54:05 PM

I'm already ahead of you man. I took the liberty of photoshopping my dong onto your picture. elise seems very interested, but for some reason, she questioned the mismatched skin tones.

7/5/2010 8:55:30 PM

hahaha

7/5/2010 8:56:18 PM

ahahaha, its true. sometimes these things don't work out quite right...granted I'm not sure where in the pic would put the dong....

uhhh >_>

7/5/2010 8:57:45 PM

she could tell by the pixels!

7/5/2010 8:58:55 PM

option #1 for my response:

the dong was wrapped around your body, and draped over your shoulder.

it's all goodness

-------------------------------------------------------

Option #2 for my response:

errr, this was the right picture, right?



[Edited on July 5, 2010 at 9:00 PM. Reason : I can't decide ]

7/5/2010 8:58:58 PM

epic delay double post!

[Edited on July 5, 2010 at 8:59 PM. Reason : lol]

7/5/2010 8:59:22 PM

oh ok then.

I was worried

7/5/2010 8:59:40 PM

I better not hear that my cock has been involved in these shenanigans.

7/5/2010 9:00:05 PM

sometimes you just gotta let it all hang out

7/5/2010 9:00:53 PM

see edit

7/5/2010 9:01:15 PM

you leave her out of this!



she's a wonderful lady!

7/5/2010 9:02:51 PM