Beer is not worth this.

5/8/2011 3:17:58 AM

Why am I wide awake at this hour?


And I may join in on Sunday funday for a bit after my target mission

5/8/2011 3:21:54 AM

Apparently I made out with all the girls at the party. Go me. Go tonsil hockey sweep.

5/8/2011 3:57:42 AM

I feel like such a dude tonight....you know...minus the dick and balls.

5/8/2011 4:01:16 AM

I feel like such a chick...you know, minus the whole multiple orgasms.

5/8/2011 4:12:32 AM

Birds! while I quite enjoyed hearing your sweet music weeks ago, after months of cold and snow, it has now become apparent that you don't know when to just shut up. Encore after encore is a bit much dont you think? Especially at 5:30 in the morning.

5/8/2011 5:37:47 AM

Gonna be a long day. Please for $$Texas. Kthnx

5/8/2011 8:15:08 AM

Dear Cat, You might think it smart to wake me up by gnawing on my elbow but really it sucks. Actually, it really really sucks. You see, I was perfectly asleep and now I'm wide away and not sleeping. I know I might do things that annoy you, like cleaning the gunk out of the corners of your eyes, cutting your "big cat" claws, and shutting the window that you like to watch the birdies from....... but come on, nibbling on my elbow is way uncalled for!

PS- You're due to get shaved

5/8/2011 8:46:52 AM

All finished with work today...


Target mission and Sunday funday may be canceled since the pup has to go to the doctor

5/8/2011 9:50:45 AM

It feels weird and fabulous to wake up and realize I don't really have anything to do today.

5/8/2011 10:23:11 AM

two shitty dreams last night, one of which seriously freaked me out

5/8/2011 10:34:41 AM

Last night was amazing awesome...I haven't had such a great night in I don't know how long.

5/8/2011 11:09:10 AM

i still receiving job listings of course...and they finally put an ad up for my position.

5/8/2011 11:52:35 AM

was that stuff piddlebug had the other night caled mio?

5/8/2011 12:09:11 PM

I believe so

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And a successful start to Sunday funday v. 5.08

5/8/2011 12:16:53 PM

5/8/2011 12:49:40 PM

I so wish we had friends here.

5/8/2011 1:12:21 PM

Today I am going to pig out...straight up...then after I do that, I'm gonna have to go get flowers or something for my mom.

5/8/2011 1:14:06 PM

^^ I wish you were here....



And trying to decide if I am brave enough to play in the cornhole tournament.......

5/8/2011 1:16:32 PM

^ miissesss you

5/8/2011 1:18:10 PM

^agreed

5/8/2011 1:18:32 PM

OMG!!!!! just found out my brother is one A away from making the dean's list this semester this is so awesome!!!!

he has had quite the struggle w/ college so this is pretty sweet!

5/8/2011 1:44:41 PM

<3

5/8/2011 1:50:44 PM

the planet of the apes remake is godawful. estella warren is its only saving grace.

5/8/2011 1:58:45 PM

Blue cheese dip tastes better today

Looking at fall vacation options, stopping by for a quick hello to mom since they didn't end up going to the beach, then Durham bulls game. <3

5/8/2011 2:19:33 PM

Hungry.

5/8/2011 2:21:02 PM

best celebrity spotting at Lady Gaga's HBO special?

Sir Paul McCartney

oh, and he was dancing

[Edited on May 8, 2011 at 3:21 PM. Reason : dance paul dance!]

5/8/2011 3:20:30 PM

HAHAHAHAH

Obama will have to be the first black man in the history of the world to have to prove he killed someone.

That was funny.

5/8/2011 3:30:39 PM

^hahaha I JUST saw that too

5/8/2011 4:19:44 PM

so the Sunday funday budget was just shot to shit by the doctor visit and the target mission

5/8/2011 4:44:14 PM

Crap....I gotta get my mom something for Mother's Day...I still have gone over there yet.

5/8/2011 4:46:59 PM

Someone give me a semi-nice restaurant that is easy to get to halfway between Raleigh and Chapel Hill... and go.

[Edited on May 8, 2011 at 5:24 PM. Reason : and not in Southpoint]

5/8/2011 5:24:13 PM

5/8/2011 5:30:01 PM

Really hungry.... want. Food. Now.

5/8/2011 6:01:15 PM

Taking a poll here - do guys REALLY find girls who slather on the makeup, curl their hair, and wear stilettos to a sporting event sexy?

Bc if so, that would make me a sad panda.

5/8/2011 6:06:10 PM

k

5/8/2011 6:07:18 PM

do I have time before going to Flying Saucer......hmmmmmmm

5/8/2011 6:15:14 PM

this hockey game needs to hurry up and start

5/8/2011 7:49:49 PM

looks like there's gonna be a grad party for my brother afterall

hope this doesn't conflict w/ any 30th bday plans for si

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and our typical Sunday ritual, we're watching 60 minutes...I wonder if Michelle knew all of this was going down

welp...that answers that! she didn't know either...wow.

[Edited on May 8, 2011 at 8:27 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on May 8, 2011 at 8:36 PM. Reason : 3rd part of show...didn't tell family]

5/8/2011 8:25:23 PM

I feel kinda funky...I think I had too much fun this weekend.

5/8/2011 8:42:08 PM

the kids are all right was a really good movie


and mahi mahi is in the oven

5/8/2011 9:32:55 PM

neighbors are playing insanely loud music with lots of bass, at what point do i bang on the wall?

go tell them to shut the hell up and stop smoking weed on their balcony?

call cops?

thx t-dub

5/8/2011 9:37:14 PM

Unless you've had problems in the past with them ignoring you, "be a man" and go talk to them.

If they refuse your request, then feel free to call the cops.

5/8/2011 9:38:04 PM

no

5/8/2011 9:38:23 PM

politely ask them to calm it down around 10 pm. that's a reasonable time on a sun-thurs night.

if they don't comply, call the law.

5/8/2011 9:39:24 PM

lol, usually i just bang on the wall by if its after 10:30 i think thats reasonable, but waaa i wanna sleep before 11p

i think they actually just turned it down, hmm

5/8/2011 9:43:50 PM

sigh, back to work tomorrow.

5/8/2011 10:06:15 PM

summer hours coming up soon

5/8/2011 10:07:19 PM

i normally dont get disappointed too often....

but i can honestly say that im pretty disappointed.

5/8/2011 10:11:38 PM

i don't often get disappointed,

but when i do, i'm drinking dos equis

5/8/2011 10:12:52 PM