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5/8/2011 10:14:09 PM

$5 sunday funday = success

5/8/2011 10:14:46 PM

tonight is going to the most epic night of sleep ever

STOKED

5/8/2011 10:15:07 PM

I should go iron stuff so I can finally put the ironing board back up.

5/8/2011 10:15:10 PM

I'm exhausted

5/8/2011 10:19:21 PM

emce gives solid advice, i should follow it

5/8/2011 10:24:28 PM

i'm glad shane helms is not dead

however, he probably helped ruin my evening

5/8/2011 10:52:26 PM

Holy fucking 12 hour day.

Yay sleep

5/8/2011 10:57:08 PM

trying to squeeze in some epic coding into the remainder of the weekend. cracking a beer in hopes of ballmer peaking my way toward the required epicness

5/8/2011 11:07:49 PM

No automated schnapps IVs?





I hate doing expense reports, especially when banks take servers down sunday nights for maintainence

5/8/2011 11:09:28 PM

^^^^It was Matt Hardy's fault.


#FuckYouMattHardy

[Edited on May 8, 2011 at 11:10 PM. Reason : ]

5/8/2011 11:09:47 PM

Exhausted. I think a diet change is in order very soon.

5/8/2011 11:16:46 PM

ugh. been a long time since I've had to study like this.

5/8/2011 11:26:26 PM

Fuck I can't transfer those resort nights There goes my wedding gift...



Anyone want to go to a resort somewhere?
https://www.spgpromos.com/getawayfree/resorts.cfm?language=en_US&IM=Q211_Eng_SPGcom_banner

5/8/2011 11:55:20 PM

DIBS

where to sugar daddy

[Edited on May 8, 2011 at 11:57 PM. Reason : i'm also willing to address you as sweet papa if you find it more suitable]

5/8/2011 11:56:54 PM

I'd prefer someone with a vagina.



Though if that falls through, I will respect said dibs

[Edited on May 8, 2011 at 11:59 PM. Reason : And I prefer Sweet Papa for the record ]

5/8/2011 11:59:15 PM

To Catch a Predator is TV at its worst. Fuck this show.

5/9/2011 12:45:21 AM

CODING COMPLETED!

WORKFLOW SUCCESSFUL!

GOALS ACCOMPLISHED!

EPICNESS ACHIEVED!

WINNER IS YUO!

[Edited on May 9, 2011 at 2:43 AM. Reason : bedtime now ]

5/9/2011 2:43:21 AM

LANGDON ALGER

5/9/2011 2:48:17 AM

^^^wait they're still showing reruns?

new episodes haven't been produced for three and a half years

also


[Edited on May 9, 2011 at 3:20 AM. Reason : lol

5/9/2011 3:20:15 AM

HOLY BAT CRAP

she actually did something nice to help me! my jaw is on the floor.

5/9/2011 8:16:52 AM

I wish I wasn't sittin here at work with my thumb in my ass

5/9/2011 8:26:46 AM

Sun and Moon

5/9/2011 8:37:34 AM

holy shit...

i was bequeathed a huge tri-tip roast from the conference this weekend...


i can not let this thing go to waste but i don't know how to cook it...


i need to have another cookout ASAP!

5/9/2011 8:48:03 AM

hard to teach myself about viruses when I'm thinking about next week.

5/9/2011 8:52:37 AM

hongry

5/9/2011 9:12:22 AM

haha I am going through the wake county recent arrests on WRAL and one of the dudes got arrested for "Crimes against nature" which is a Felony- what the hell is that?

5/9/2011 9:22:21 AM

Held a tree at gun point.

5/9/2011 9:23:00 AM

5/9/2011 9:24:44 AM

The plural of 's, I suppose, would technically be 's's

5/9/2011 9:34:14 AM

After work I'm going to apply for a server position at the new Buffalo Wild Wings they are building about 5 minutes from my apartment. I need a second job

5/9/2011 9:49:57 AM

Buffalo Wild Wings is unlucky for all my teams....everytime i watch a game there...my team lost

[Edited on May 9, 2011 at 9:52 AM. Reason : ^goodluck to you (it was just a random thought)]

5/9/2011 9:51:21 AM

mmmm wings

5/9/2011 9:51:40 AM

lol why did i already know this

5/9/2011 9:52:19 AM

boss is gone


time for pandoraaaaaaaaaa

5/9/2011 10:10:07 AM

OK, random Atlanta number, if you want me to answer the phone you should leave me a message or something to tel me who you are instead of just calling me 5 times back to back.

5/9/2011 10:20:45 AM

Quote :

" "Crimes against nature" which is a Felony- what the hell is that? "

I would assume beastiality??



Also, are you doing the golf/dg thing?

5/9/2011 10:48:03 AM

^^ok i admit, it was me...i thought it would be weird to leave a message "oh hai, i am from teh internets"



[Edited on May 9, 2011 at 10:49 AM. Reason : ^]

5/9/2011 10:48:35 AM

Crime against nature is a legal term used in published cases in the United States since 1814[1] and normally defined as a form of sexual behavior that is not considered natural and is seen as a punishable offense in dozens of countries and several U.S. states. Sexual practices that have historically been considered to be crimes against nature include homosexual acts, anal sex, bestiality, and necrophilia.

^ I wish I'd answered then

5/9/2011 10:49:47 AM

^^^supposed to be, but still haven't heard from ken (although mark is still in)- I'm wondering if he actually ended up going home after his plate party


^yikes

[Edited on May 9, 2011 at 10:51 AM. Reason : w]

5/9/2011 10:51:00 AM

They called, again, so I answered, and of course they were looking for the florist that has my same number but a different area code.

5/9/2011 10:51:51 AM

5/9/2011 10:52:42 AM

hey Skwinkle, gimme some flowers

5/9/2011 10:53:59 AM

Sure, just PM me your credit card number and they'll be there shortly.

5/9/2011 10:55:44 AM

i want tulips!

5/9/2011 10:56:46 AM

I need to figure out what diet I should go on. These wedding pics are making me super depressed.

5/9/2011 11:08:25 AM

Very alarmingly high number of people on our site right now ...

5/9/2011 11:09:43 AM

^^
i think you look hawt

5/9/2011 11:20:09 AM

Post work out euphoria.


AND AND AND this buff dude was totally checking me out. Normally, I'd be all CREEP but cause I am a fat fat it feels good to be noticed (attn whore ha) but more importantly, I'd like to imagine that he was impressed that a fat fat was lifting some heavy weights, BOOOOOOOOOOOYAHHHHH lol

5/9/2011 11:29:06 AM

^^ thanks boo I wish I did. But this is just the motivation I need to get rid of this extra 20lbs

5/9/2011 11:31:22 AM