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5/9/2011 7:42:18 PM

k

5/9/2011 7:43:14 PM

So I have been chewing on these easter bubble gum eggs for about 2 minutes already struggling not to swallow the gum. Reminds me of Big League Chew.

5/9/2011 7:46:22 PM

^

5/9/2011 8:02:48 PM

awwww! That is cute.

5/9/2011 8:04:56 PM

Moving is like third love, it sucks dick.

5/9/2011 8:06:01 PM

My milk seems thicker than normal. It still tastes fine, but it has a weird mouthfeel. I still want to drink it but am kind of weirded out now.

5/9/2011 8:38:17 PM

praying i get a job, one particular job... ahhhhhhhh

5/9/2011 8:40:44 PM

^^its in yo head

5/9/2011 8:41:27 PM

After I posted that I looked at the glass and it's leaving an impression on the side of the glass that I'm pretty sure milk shouldn't. So ... I'm not sure why it still tastes OK.

5/9/2011 8:42:42 PM

Is this whole milk we're talking about here?

I say chug it, then report back

5/9/2011 8:45:22 PM

and semen joke in 3.... 2....

5/9/2011 8:46:35 PM

my kitty died a year ago today. it feels like just the other day, but at the same time it feels like forever. it still makes me mad. i just hope that the tissue samples that the nc state animal diagnostics lab kept can help someone else's pet one day.

5/9/2011 8:46:49 PM

It's skim. I am normally really, really loose with my food safety precautions and will eat things as long as they don't look and smell like they will kill me, but that seems like it might be a bad idea here. However I already drank half a glass so might as well.

And don't worry, people who eat my food: I only do this with things I eat myself. If I'm serving others I actually make sure things are fresh.

5/9/2011 8:48:01 PM

Never eating anything at skwinkles

5/9/2011 8:52:23 PM

but I love having people over for dinner

5/9/2011 8:58:23 PM

cannibal

5/9/2011 8:59:13 PM

I drank some of your milk but refilled it with breast milk. Circle of life, don't judge me.

5/9/2011 9:01:34 PM

It's cool. Like I said I'm pretty lax about those things.

5/9/2011 9:03:37 PM

I ran into Jen today! it was awesome because I haven't seen her in ages!!!! Our convo made me feel a lot happier about walking during the nOg run club lol

5/9/2011 9:08:17 PM

WHAT UP TWW!!

5/9/2011 9:11:46 PM

C'mon Celtics!

5/9/2011 9:17:35 PM

Fucking xbox failing all over itself tonight, wtf

5/9/2011 9:44:58 PM

STOP FARTING YOU NASTY ASS DOG

5/9/2011 9:52:26 PM

^^Its time will come, just you wait.

5/9/2011 9:55:14 PM

zxappeal:

Quote :

"You must be kidding. Fad cars, all of them, with less than stellar reliability."

I was joking. Dude's like 18 feet tall.

5/9/2011 10:02:27 PM

18'2"

5/9/2011 10:34:00 PM

oh my


side note - i dont like liars.

and i want a dog

5/9/2011 10:35:48 PM

ok ok, 18'1 3/4"

5/9/2011 10:37:00 PM

^ not you, love.

also, another side note - i like hugs... A LOT. i wish i got more. i should hang out with people just for the free hugs.

5/9/2011 10:38:23 PM

*e-hug*

5/9/2011 10:40:10 PM

I lost my chap-stick... again

5/9/2011 10:42:11 PM

^ it's in the pocket of your favorite pair of jeans


you'll wash the jeans, which will knock the cap off. then you'll dry the jeans which will melt the wax all over the jeans, leaving you with a wet looking spot right around the crotch region.

mark my words.

5/9/2011 10:43:42 PM

FML. My laundry is in the dryer as we speak, too. I'm going to put off getting it until tomorrow though because I'm a shitty and lazy person.

5/9/2011 10:57:01 PM

Quote :

"*e-hug*"

thanks PackPrincess!

time for bed since my brain hurts.

[Edited on May 9, 2011 at 11:00 PM. Reason : .]

5/9/2011 11:00:19 PM

lolololololol who else googled santorum tonight

5/9/2011 11:23:59 PM

I don't want to study anymore.

5/9/2011 11:28:46 PM

the amount of dumb I just did was epic

oh well

5/9/2011 11:41:33 PM

chris hemsworth

*SWOON*

5/9/2011 11:49:52 PM

who?

5/10/2011 12:14:53 AM

Quote :

"COOK OUT TRAY"

5/10/2011 2:52:10 AM

In the past 2 weeks, I've only been home ~33 hours. It's good to be back...

5/10/2011 3:56:07 AM

THIS IS SO GROSS



[Edited on May 10, 2011 at 8:40 AM. Reason : .]

5/10/2011 8:39:50 AM

I, too, browse reddit

5/10/2011 8:43:34 AM

i really don't understand why somehow it's on me to get my damned softball glove back when you were the one that went bat shit crazy on me.

i really don't want to have to fucking see you one on one because you scare me.

jesus h christ.

5/10/2011 8:49:16 AM

What is jesus's middle name?

5/10/2011 8:59:06 AM

herbert

5/10/2011 9:09:50 AM

Today is the day that two of my grades should be in.
Today is the day I check mypack every 10 minutes... D:

Scratch that, more like every 5 minutes D:

[Edited on May 10, 2011 at 9:18 AM. Reason : ]

5/10/2011 9:10:47 AM

Gonna be one of those days it seems

5/10/2011 10:08:27 AM

WHERE ARE MY GRADES?

5/10/2011 10:23:34 AM