wtf is going on in here?

7/5/2010 9:03:18 PM

she is adorable

7/5/2010 9:03:33 PM

^^I am not sure even I know anymore.

But I think I like it.

7/5/2010 9:10:24 PM

My wife of 7 years is leaving me & I'm desperate for attention.

7/5/2010 9:10:33 PM

the candy shop is open boys, where are the goods?

7/5/2010 9:11:46 PM

I already told you.

7/5/2010 9:12:49 PM

^^^

7/5/2010 9:13:49 PM

You should have sent me a PM when I made my original thread and I was wasted haha easy convincing there

7/5/2010 9:14:29 PM

5^just broke off an engagement, let's have a pity party

7/5/2010 9:15:45 PM

PM of goods sent

7/5/2010 9:16:00 PM

Bmel's emofaces halped until I saw her name...wife's name is Brandy with a 'y'

[Edited on July 5, 2010 at 9:19 PM. Reason : Love 2 hate iPhone autocorrect]

7/5/2010 9:17:47 PM

elise, please tell me what you think of the following photograph that I PMed you:

7/5/2010 9:22:44 PM

ROFL!!!

7/5/2010 9:23:47 PM

^^^ aww, oops, maybe I should remove it

^^ lmao

7/5/2010 9:24:27 PM

she laffed at my goods too

7/5/2010 9:24:51 PM

^^^^Words can't describe

7/5/2010 9:26:04 PM

I think it's pretty convincing

7/5/2010 9:27:03 PM

i can tell by the pixels its real

7/5/2010 9:27:36 PM

No need...I convinced myself you're not her & decided I could appreciate the sentiment.

New confession...pity parties of one at the Ale House suck

7/5/2010 9:29:56 PM

Dave Matthews Band got me feeling all UU========D if you know what I mean...

7/5/2010 9:31:12 PM

hmm, alcohol would be good about now

7/5/2010 9:32:31 PM

^^^ One time I went alone to the Ale House for a beer and cheese fries. Ended with 2 free beers and 2 free shots.

[Edited on July 5, 2010 at 9:36 PM. Reason : -]

7/5/2010 9:34:01 PM

EMCE might need to fold it in half a few times.

7/5/2010 9:35:35 PM

Thank you, Vertical Horizon, for deleting my UU======D

7/5/2010 9:35:39 PM

^^^being an attractive woman has its advantages

[Edited on July 5, 2010 at 9:36 PM. Reason : ^^^]

7/5/2010 9:35:49 PM

I JUST GOT SENT A DICK IN A BOX!!!!!

7/5/2010 9:36:22 PM

watching lost

7/5/2010 9:36:23 PM

I hope that me and my boyfriend never break up

7/5/2010 9:39:49 PM

I kinda wish they'd have done 'tits in a box' so I'd have a chance to get them

7/5/2010 9:40:07 PM

I would buy a pair of DD breast implant silicon pads just so I could squeeze them when I get stressed out at work...

7/5/2010 9:55:07 PM

a nice pair to play with would be nice

7/5/2010 9:56:55 PM

Jesus_M_Christ is my favorite tweeter of all time. Sorry, Lee_Folwer.

7/5/2010 9:57:53 PM

i secretly hope i'm adopted so that the crazy genes are only limited to what i've started showing now

7/5/2010 10:15:05 PM

Today I listened to my harry potter and the deathly hallows audio book whilst painting my room and started crying so hard I stepped into the paint tray on accident

7/5/2010 10:16:25 PM

I honestly felt sorry for DDK's situation with the paint tray.

7/5/2010 10:17:57 PM

i'm drunk

7/5/2010 10:19:29 PM

I wish I was drunk

7/5/2010 10:19:42 PM

i tipped it over all over the drop cloth and it leaked through to the carpet fml

7/5/2010 10:20:01 PM

i wish i wish i was drunk

7/5/2010 10:20:30 PM

I love stepping in the fucking paint tray.

7/5/2010 10:22:47 PM

I bought a Harley with loud pipes just so people would notice me.

7/5/2010 10:28:05 PM

I have a single seat ZX-10R so I don't have to give people rides.

Oh and even when I'm doing other shit I find myself randomly bullshitting around on this site.

7/5/2010 10:31:44 PM

Quote :

"EMCE might need to fold it in half a few times."

EMCE? or The5thsoth might?

7/5/2010 10:33:57 PM

whoever that slingshot belongs to

7/5/2010 10:34:58 PM

we call it the "Bitch Splitter", k?

7/5/2010 10:35:54 PM

ahahhahahahha llol

7/5/2010 10:36:27 PM

I am sad that my unity account finally died

7/5/2010 10:37:06 PM

aww, i just sent you picks of my goods to your unity account too

7/5/2010 10:38:11 PM

Quote :

"we call it the "Bitch Splitter", k?"

EMCE brings the funnies

7/5/2010 10:40:19 PM

I'm in love with a British girl

failblog.

7/5/2010 10:43:37 PM