That kinda confuses me as me and trish look completely opposite in every way. Or maybe this person's "type" is just "has a vagina" which I guess I shouldn't be so surprised by

9/26/2011 2:29:18 PM

bttt!

9/26/2011 4:32:04 PM

^^most people aren't limited to very specific features and traits when they decide what is attractive to them. Most guys might prefer ass to tits, or viceversa, but just because chick A has big tits, and Chick B doesn't, it doesn't mean that he couldn't find them both attractive.

9/26/2011 5:18:26 PM

maybe they want to fuck two completely different looking chicks at the same time!

or, ya know, 2 chicks at the same time

whatever

9/26/2011 5:36:02 PM

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

9/26/2011 8:59:40 PM

I almost did two dudes at the same time. Then I turned over and looked at the second dude and said, "wtf are you doing here?!!! GTFO!!!"

Creepy roommates ftl.

9/26/2011 9:02:04 PM

clearly ddk has a hard time understanding the thought process of males


at no point does "I'd like to fuck both of these chicks at the same time" mean "These two girls look alike"

9/26/2011 9:07:00 PM

haha i just mean i thought usually there was a common trait. I mean I usually go for brunettes with broad shoulders

but yea maybe i just overthink things

9/26/2011 9:09:38 PM

Some guys type is HAS A VAGINA

9/26/2011 9:10:55 PM

Men will sleep with any hole.

9/26/2011 9:11:18 PM

we just need a gash

9/26/2011 9:11:55 PM

^^

9/26/2011 9:12:00 PM

no we don't!

9/26/2011 9:17:57 PM

I don't agree with iheartkisses or Biofreak70 here, but I thought this song was appropriate for the conversation :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M5KUmXYTf8

9/26/2011 10:53:17 PM

why is pm thread dead

confess!!

9/27/2011 12:27:08 AM

Quote :

"i got kissed tonight and i liked it "

9/27/2011 9:04:36 AM

hey send me confessions people

9/27/2011 11:08:55 AM

Quote :

"One night my friend and I were at a bar and we met these older men who wanted to buy drinks for us. We accepted, they sat down to chat, and I hit it off with one of them. The man was running for Lt. Governor of Pennsylvania, and we got into a really deep discussion. He started touching my leg, held my hand, etc. The men invited us out to play golf at one of the nicest golf courses in the country the next day, followed by a nice dinner. Sounded fun, so we accepted the invitation. Then the man asked if he could facebook me. "Of course," I said. Upon checking out his facebook, I saw he was married with 4 small children. So I called him out on it and told him that he was kind of an asshole. He told me that all men cheat on their wives. So, obviously, I didn't go out with him ... but every time I see his name in the news, I get sick to my stomach just thinking about that. Wish I could warn his wife that her husband is so horrible, but honestly, she probably is well aware."

shouldnt old assholes not be using facebook as a verb?

[Edited on September 27, 2011 at 11:32 AM. Reason : ??????]

9/27/2011 11:28:43 AM

Not all men cheat on their wives... assholes just use that excuse to make it sound like they aren't assholes. vomit

9/27/2011 11:33:47 AM

^

9/27/2011 11:35:59 AM

I'll take some confessions!

9/27/2011 11:42:08 AM

For people who think that everybody cheats...it's not that bad.

For people who are surprised when they hear about someone cheating....its a lot worse than you think.

[Edited on September 27, 2011 at 11:53 AM. Reason : .]

9/27/2011 11:44:04 AM

^

I wasn't bothered by the story...but cheating doesn't get me that riled up at the moment

9/27/2011 11:45:59 AM

Quote :

"or people who think that everybody cheats...it's not that bad."

i don't think that everybody does... i just think its sucky when it happens.

9/27/2011 11:52:25 AM

Amazed a father of 4 cheating on his wife (and essentially his family) isn't worth getting riled up over.

This is why I can't watch Big Love...

9/27/2011 11:53:39 AM

^ I can't get riled up over something that isn't related to me.

Hell, maybe one of those kids isn't his and she cheats just as much as he does. Maybe its an open marriage or a loveless one where they don't sleep together anymore.

9/27/2011 11:56:39 AM

yup

9/27/2011 12:07:56 PM

ejhodges sounds like wifey material. I'm going to start e-gaming her.

9/27/2011 12:10:31 PM

Quote :

"Maybe its an open marriage or a loveless one where they don't sleep together anymore."

Then you'd think he'd use one of those excuses rather than one that makes him sound like a dick.

9/27/2011 12:12:23 PM

lol jbrick and I are the ones you cheat with

9/27/2011 12:14:03 PM

i'll take some confessions

9/27/2011 12:30:08 PM

Quote :

"Then you'd think he'd use one of those excuses rather than one that makes him sound like a dick."

At least he's honest and told you the truth so you could make an informed decision on whether or not you were going to fuck him in the woods off of the 11th fairway.

^^True. I would never openly go after someone that was married. But let's say I'm back at her place, we're fooling around and I roll over and see a picture on the nightstand of her and the hubby at a Relay for Life event...and I'm not pulling out and going home with a half-cocked super soaker. She's just going to take the next guy home anyways.



[Edited on September 27, 2011 at 12:38 PM. Reason : .]

9/27/2011 12:32:04 PM

that would be

9/27/2011 12:56:50 PM

Quote :

"sometimes I think about my exes when I'm doing it with my sig other "

9/27/2011 12:59:24 PM

^That's call the "highlight reel" -> see "Couple's Retreat"

9/27/2011 1:13:53 PM

^lmao, the highlight reel, i've seen it too

and this confession... i was even hesitant to post it but... here goes:

Quote :

"OutKast is one of my least favorite rap groups, I dont see the appeal in this group at all I think they are severely overrated"

i love outkast and think they're brilliant. but there are some other bands that i don't 'get' so i understand and respect that you don't like them... i wonder what groups the confessor does like?

9/27/2011 4:25:03 PM

Quote :

"I think I had an orgasm in my sleep It was very strange"

9/27/2011 10:18:08 PM

Quote :

""One night my friend and I were at a bar and we met these older men who wanted to buy drinks for us. We accepted, they sat down to chat, and I hit it off with one of them. The man was running for Lt. Governor of Pennsylvania, and we got into a really deep discussion. He started touching my leg, held my hand, etc. The men invited us out to play golf at one of the nicest golf courses in the country the next day, followed by a nice dinner. Sounded fun, so we accepted the invitation. Then the man asked if he could facebook me. "Of course," I said. Upon checking out his facebook, I saw he was married with 4 small children. So I called him out on it and told him that he was kind of an asshole. He told me that all men cheat on their wives. So, obviously, I didn't go out with him ... but every time I see his name in the news, I get sick to my stomach just thinking about that. Wish I could warn his wife that her husband is so horrible, but honestly, she probably is well aware." "

This guy?

And why would someone facebook someone they were trying to have an affair with… seems pretty dumb.

9/27/2011 10:57:45 PM

^2,That happens to me all the time, its not all that strange

[Edited on September 27, 2011 at 10:58 PM. Reason : 2]

9/27/2011 10:58:05 PM

I will receive the confessions.

9/27/2011 11:25:14 PM

^^that confession came from a girl

9/27/2011 11:41:37 PM

Quote :

"my husband and i are trying to get our sex life back on track. we've seriously discussed bringing another girl into the bedroom and couple swapping. and just last week, he went out and bought me a vibrator. "

9/28/2011 12:06:58 AM

hahaha

THREESOMES
SWINGING
VIBRATOR


which one of these doesn't fit?


(so to speak)

9/28/2011 12:14:26 AM

What if it was a vibrator with a should strap to take a long on the swingers/threesome adventure?

9/28/2011 12:16:02 AM

sure

I just thought it was funny that it kinda sounded like "Yeah, we've thought about threesomes and swinging, and OH MY GOD HE BOUGHT ME A VIBRATOR!" haha

9/28/2011 12:18:01 AM

if you have to introduce those things into a relationship....its done

9/28/2011 12:18:28 AM

the vibrator was the wild part of that story

9/28/2011 12:18:56 AM

Was that a confession or an invitation?

9/28/2011 12:29:40 AM

Quote :

"And why would someone facebook someone they were trying to have an affair with… seems pretty dumb."

how many older politicians are single anyway? that confessor was just ignoring what must have been in front of her face

9/28/2011 12:34:16 AM

Quote :

"I just started dating this new girl, and I've learned the trick to giving her the Big-O, or Oscar Robertson, if you will. It turns out, there's a sequence of thrusts that will pretty much set her off every time. It's actually quite simple. It's just a combination of thrusts in certain directions. Mostly, thrusting up, down, and to the left and right and in clockwise and counter clockwise motions, which I call move A and B, respectively. Anyway, the cheat to getting my girl off is to thrust UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, and then I do moves B and A, and then she Starts having orgasms. Works every time."

9/28/2011 9:42:58 PM