i put an ad out on craigslist looking for hippies who are upset i get 500feet to the gallon.

so far nothing

5/13/2011 3:28:26 PM

Post in the san francisco craigslist. I hear the smug there is suffocating

5/13/2011 3:31:02 PM

i'd have to find a lot of endangered species to get that far. or start on non-endangered ones and run out by the time i arrive

5/13/2011 3:32:12 PM

Well, if you use nonendangeref they will eventually become endangered

5/13/2011 3:33:39 PM

5/13/2011 3:34:25 PM

i feel useful!

5/13/2011 3:35:00 PM

meh practice round - it was fun because of the company, but I'm not liking how things were flying today... hopefully that got it all out of my system for tonight!

5/13/2011 3:36:19 PM

My cat rocks

5/13/2011 3:40:34 PM

food poisoning sucks....

5/13/2011 4:31:15 PM

this is fun! if I were more creative, I'd try and do this as a side job

5/13/2011 4:45:52 PM

^

5/13/2011 5:21:51 PM

why or why not

5/13/2011 5:23:38 PM

i'm still full from last night's dinner

5/13/2011 5:26:45 PM

right now I wish I had a personal assistant so I could have someone go buy my dinner and get my movie for tonight so I can just go straight home. Then I wish I had someone to cuddle with and watch my movie with me.

haha that or a sig. other.

5/13/2011 5:29:59 PM

MacGregor Draft House....

that's what I'm thinking about right now

[Edited on May 13, 2011 at 5:55 PM. Reason : i haven't been there in YEARS]

5/13/2011 5:55:22 PM

5/13/2011 5:57:09 PM

i'm also thinking i wish it wasn't so humid out

5/13/2011 5:58:32 PM

durn. the new dress i got that was the same brand as 2 other dresses i just bought, but a SLIGHTLY different cut, doesn't fit

and i don't know if a bigger size would fit either. then it'd be too big up top and not big enough on the bottom.

boooo it was so cute. guess it is going back.

5/13/2011 6:37:52 PM

This, is going to be a good weekend.

Even if I have to force it to be one.

5/13/2011 6:39:59 PM

Cold meds make me loopy

5/13/2011 6:47:40 PM

blargh

13 mile bike home in the rain and now i have a game in an hour

rawr

5/13/2011 6:49:29 PM

^^ put them in the microwave

5/13/2011 6:57:06 PM

all moved in, this house is pretty damn awesome

5/13/2011 7:38:25 PM

I hate that its only a select few people keeping me from quitting my current job and finding a different one.

Maybe I can take them with me?

5/13/2011 8:13:36 PM

^^glad to hear yall got it all in before the rain hit! I guess that means you won't need my help tomorrow (so I just made myself a red bull and vodka!)


(parenthesis)

5/13/2011 8:34:38 PM

Nope, we got everything in the house, just got a bunch of boxes to unpack. You can act like you're gonna help move and just come hang out and see the house, baby and us!

5/13/2011 8:55:34 PM

anyone get a good discount at the apple store?

hmmmm?

5/13/2011 10:34:00 PM

so much that I want to say...

5/13/2011 10:44:22 PM

Tell me for the confessions thread

5/13/2011 10:47:25 PM

lol at the forever alone flashmob

5/13/2011 10:47:42 PM

is elkbaby ok?

5/13/2011 10:49:29 PM

Went to the eye dr today - getting new glasses.

Also, maybe a step in the right direction to figure out exactly what is going on with my head. Here's hoping that this idea works out.

5/13/2011 10:56:38 PM

5/13/2011 10:58:30 PM

^dont be be

5/13/2011 10:59:00 PM

No, mega drama, more likely to go to

5/13/2011 11:02:26 PM

wanna makeout?

5/13/2011 11:03:13 PM

^^ im sorry :hug:

5/13/2011 11:03:37 PM

Diva, is that just a start? I may not be happy with only a

5/13/2011 11:04:43 PM

oh definitely just a start

5/13/2011 11:05:57 PM

Quote :

"is elkbaby ok?"

si...just hormonal

5/13/2011 11:09:42 PM

I got my book!!!

5/13/2011 11:10:36 PM

man I dread that part of pregnancy lol

I'm hormonal enough

how do you do it?

wanna makeout too?

5/13/2011 11:10:51 PM

You would think more people appreciate Prince at a small town bar

But NOOOOOOOOO.......

I guess people get offended by the words pussy and motherfucker

5/13/2011 11:40:18 PM

date tonight

great success!!1one

5/14/2011 12:20:44 AM

^not really. She didn't spend the night. amirite?

5/14/2011 12:23:19 AM

Well I wasn't on that date so we all know it wasn't a true success.

5/14/2011 12:24:20 AM

I'll be goddamned if I let some new girl know where I live on the first date...

5/14/2011 12:25:56 AM

wat

5/14/2011 1:27:22 AM

HE DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HER!!1 SHE COULD BE A TURRURIST!

[Edited on May 14, 2011 at 1:30 AM. Reason : U]

5/14/2011 1:29:55 AM

arab13 on this TWW

5/14/2011 1:38:56 AM