Look, I'm just saying....

there are a lot of crazy girls out there....and you don't always pick up on this at first.

the last thing I need is for things to go badly, and come home one day to find a crazy woman waiting at my doorstep.

5/14/2011 1:40:31 AM

What were you doing?

Watching you sleep...

5/14/2011 1:42:54 AM

5/14/2011 1:43:51 AM

she is a turrist!

5/14/2011 1:53:27 AM

needs moar late night postings

5/14/2011 1:56:55 AM

so i woke my roommate up from the couch and had her go sleep in her own bed....and she's being pissy about it. wtf...girls confuse me

5/14/2011 3:28:37 AM

Glad I'm going to departmental graduation tomorrow. Look at the time.

5/14/2011 3:33:12 AM

yay...

i'm not dead...


and i had a friend request from some random dude this morning...

it's possibly the dude i made out with at the bar last night...

if so...i think he's 12

but we only have 4 friends in common and they are all downtown, hipster tdubbers

[Edited on May 14, 2011 at 7:09 AM. Reason : and by hipsters i mean kadwackle, misha, thegoodlife, and yodajammies...hahaha]

5/14/2011 6:56:40 AM

dammit why must it rain on our graduation parade

5/14/2011 7:09:11 AM

Awesome...

Drunk PMs at 4 am about y'alls little inside joke

I'm so over it.

5/14/2011 7:42:43 AM

5/14/2011 8:40:22 AM

Apparently I misunderstood

Let me just be alone for awhile I guess

5/14/2011 8:50:56 AM

I'll buy someone lunch if you give me a ride to my car

[Edited on May 14, 2011 at 10:05 AM. Reason : time travelling to the strip house with people you work with is weird]

5/14/2011 10:03:11 AM

50 dollars at macgregors and 3 dollars at tonys and no dollars at the strip house

not too shabby

5/14/2011 10:11:26 AM

ride found, peace out losers

[Edited on May 14, 2011 at 10:16 AM. Reason : carl, I'm afraid I've lost your shirt forever ]

5/14/2011 10:14:01 AM

What the hell is a strip house?

God damn cannuck

5/14/2011 10:18:09 AM

hahahhahahaha

5/14/2011 10:28:58 AM

a damn house of strippers you ninny

5/14/2011 10:30:02 AM

i really want to know what this dude's name is...

if i give you his number will you call and find out for me

5/14/2011 10:32:28 AM

if you come have a bloody mary with me then yes

5/14/2011 10:33:23 AM

i have to go clean a house then go to wilson

5/14/2011 10:34:21 AM

sounds stupid and not fun

5/14/2011 10:34:59 AM

it is both of those...

but i have to pay for that bar tab last night some way

5/14/2011 10:36:10 AM

so bored

5/14/2011 10:52:21 AM

Quote :

"a damn house of strippers you ninny"

I rest my case...

5/14/2011 10:57:16 AM

I just posted an incredibly long rant in response to something on Facebook posted by a person I barely know. Counting down the moments until I'm defriended.

5/14/2011 12:01:02 PM

my stomach just made the weirdest noise and it sounded like a duck quacking.... that can't be normal

5/14/2011 12:20:01 PM

I'm wondering what the plan for the day is...hmmmm.

5/14/2011 2:53:59 PM

holy crap, I'm watching Karate kid right now- I haven't seen this from the beginning in forever


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what should I do with the rest of my day? I've wasted a good portion of it being lazy and napping in bed

5/14/2011 2:54:13 PM

fuck you wmata and your stupid ass track maintenance schedule.

all I want to do is get to the goddamn Mall. not slowly pass by all these dumbasses in hardhats standing around jerking each other off.

5/14/2011 3:03:54 PM

fuck you wmata and your stupid ass track maintenance schedule.

all I want to do is get to the goddamn Mall. not slowly pass by all these dumbasses in hardhats standing around jerking each other off.

5/14/2011 3:14:34 PM

I now have time to feel like shit...


And the dude answered when I called...I was hoping for voicemail so I could find out his name

5/14/2011 3:26:13 PM

Being around my family makes me feel like I eat all the fucking time because they never seem to eat anything.

5/14/2011 4:01:47 PM

Same old shit just a different day, totally over it

5/14/2011 4:19:58 PM

What in the heck should I take to my brother's grad party?

Whatever we take will involve stop at Harris teeter bc I just woke up after all that today (aquamoms followed by mad dash of cleaning for last minute showing with hormonal fits mixed in) still need a shower and do not want to make anything

[Edited on May 14, 2011 at 4:34 PM. Reason : ]

5/14/2011 4:27:33 PM

Lazy day today. Took a 2 hour nap and I'm still tired.

5/14/2011 5:11:24 PM

^^beer. Duh.

5/14/2011 5:12:02 PM

Beer is given for my husband (I'm pregnant)

There is a dinner involved so I'm thinking about food to take

5/14/2011 5:22:21 PM

A mix of pre made salads (pasta, potato, etc...)?

Tell him i said congrats!

5/14/2011 5:26:23 PM

I don't have to water the plants today.

5/14/2011 5:36:27 PM

I'm thinking of taking up shoplifting just to hit all the impulsive behavior bases.

Hopefully, I'll get arrested and make the cover of Slammer magazine.

In my mug shot, I hope to have $100 shoplifted mascara streaming down my face.

GLAMOROUS!

5/14/2011 6:31:58 PM

^^^you know I gotta take something that Justin will actually eat--nothing with mayo which means all of that stuff

and I will.

5/14/2011 7:17:42 PM

<--- ncsu alumnus

5/14/2011 7:31:12 PM

^^ haha mayo strikes again! That means he couldnt enjoy my fabulous homemade pimento cheese

5/14/2011 7:39:09 PM

ow dog stepped on my face

not sure ima make it to this block party thing

could just go to sleep

5/14/2011 8:08:27 PM

am I a bitch thewolfweb?

I must be a bitch.

5/14/2011 10:36:38 PM

My muscles are sore all over.

5/14/2011 10:49:16 PM

DECIDE MY LIFE TWW:

I slept all day so now I'm awake

one of my younger friends invited me over, but she's on the other side of raleigh

and my bf is ptfo'd on the couch

do I go hang out? stay in so I can be productive tomorrow? do unholy things to my bf until he wakes up?

5/14/2011 11:56:35 PM

Give said bf a zj

5/14/2011 11:57:25 PM

done.

now do I go out or stay in?

5/15/2011 12:06:37 AM