lolhax

9/28/2011 9:44:38 PM

aw damn! cuz nobody reads the last post:

Quote :

"I just started dating this new girl, and I've learned the trick to giving her the Big-O, or Oscar Robertson, if you will. It turns out, there's a sequence of thrusts that will pretty much set her off every time. It's actually quite simple. It's just a combination of thrusts in certain directions. Mostly, thrusting up, down, and to the left and right and in clockwise and counter clockwise motions, which I call move A and B, respectively. Anyway, the cheat to getting my girl off is to thrust UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, and then I do moves B and A, and then she Starts having orgasms. Works every time."

9/28/2011 9:46:00 PM

you can get into sheep mode on lego stars that way too

9/28/2011 9:47:14 PM

Someone send me a bedtime confession plz

9/29/2011 3:26:11 AM

I'll take confessions.

9/29/2011 3:47:36 AM

Quote :

"OutKast is one of my least favorite rap groups, I dont see the appeal in this group at all I think they are severely overrated"

Freshman year I was friends with this girl. She told me she didn't understand what there was to like about Outkast, and I told her I didn't want to be friends with anyone who was so stupid.

9/29/2011 4:00:39 AM

bahaha

9/29/2011 4:05:05 AM

^^ you sure that it wasn't you who was saying outkast was popular thus unlikeable, and the girl saying you were stupid?

9/29/2011 7:23:15 AM

Thursday morning...good time to confess before the weekend

9/29/2011 8:11:22 AM

two excellent late night confessions

Quote :

"I met an awesome chick online. Been talking to her for almost 5 months online, just never went and met her. Went and saw her a month and change ago and wow, she is even better in person! Pretty sure we are going to end up dating, I dont care if she lives an hr from me. She is jewish also which is a 1st! "

Quote :

"I've been posting naked all night "

9/29/2011 8:34:17 AM

gimme some confessions peoples

9/29/2011 8:47:23 AM

Quote :

"i'm worried people will realize that i have absolutely no clue what i am doing"

just do what everyone else does and go with the flow

9/29/2011 9:25:17 AM

I post on tww while I'm naked all the time that really wasn't worth "confessing"

9/29/2011 9:41:49 AM

^^ fake it til you make it

9/29/2011 9:44:22 AM

Quote :

"I had a dream last night that I was hanging with Betteroffdead and some of my friends. We were so flirty and having a great time. It was so odd. It was like we were dating . I was a little sad that I woke up, because we were about to do it ."

9/29/2011 11:20:24 AM

Quote :

""I just started dating this new girl, and I've learned the trick to giving her the Big-O, or Oscar Robertson, if you will. It turns out, there's a sequence of thrusts that will pretty much set her off every time. It's actually quite simple. It's just a combination of thrusts in certain directions. Mostly, thrusting up, down, and to the left and right and in clockwise and counter clockwise motions, which I call move A and B, respectively. Anyway, the cheat to getting my girl off is to thrust UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, and then I do moves B and A, and then she Starts having orgasms. Works every time.""

that's called the "O" cheat code

9/29/2011 4:39:22 PM

confess to me

9/29/2011 5:11:49 PM

ask and ye shall receive!

Quote :

"I don't know what it is but since i have started dating this asian girl I keep seeing all the crazy hot asians in odd/hot outfits. Today I had an doctors exam and the usual doctor sent in her two assistants and they were both asian, one was half asian and undergrad(half asians are the hottest women on the planet hands down) and other full asian and med student.. the med student did the body exam. Another time I saw an asian girl at an ocktoberfest celebration with the traditional german dress...pushup bra / corsets do wonders for asians And of course the random asian girls with tight yoga pants at the grocery store.. It's seems like the temptations started to get crazy once we start dating. Just have to think how cute, cool and nice the girl i am dating is everytime I see another hot asian girl."

i'll take all that as a compliment since i'm asian

9/29/2011 7:13:58 PM

send me some confessions before i pass out on benedryllz

also, holy fuck! who was i about to dream bang? cause she(i hope a she) would totally have dream-finished like 10 times

[Edited on September 29, 2011 at 11:42 PM. Reason : dreampound]

9/29/2011 11:40:58 PM

I'd like to get back with an Asian lady, dated a couple before and they were some of the coolest chicks I've ever known.

Anyway....Friday morning confessions, unburden yourself now so you can burden back up this weekend!

9/30/2011 7:46:33 AM

^^^ Don't become one of those total creepsters with an Asian fetish kthx.

9/30/2011 8:09:54 AM

i've been so blessed with ample confessions as of late

Quote :

"I've been thinking more and more lately about receiving a golden shower. Never done it, but I think I want a beautiful woman to piss on me. "

hahaha

10/1/2011 10:17:50 PM

in reference to ^

Quote :

"Your last confession reminded me of my ex... He really loved it when I would pee on him. It started once in the bathtub, we were taking a bubble bath together but I had to get out to pee but he suggest letting him feel me peeing in the water. After that it was like the only thing he would ask for... so we broke up. "

10/2/2011 8:37:24 AM

in reference to ^^

Quote :

"A while ago I dated a really religious guy - his dad is even a bishop in the methodist church - and he was all about some golden showers. He asked me to pee on him at least once a week. Later on he broke up with me because I was "interfering with his relationship with god" haha "

this is by far the most lucrative confession yet

10/2/2011 4:00:07 PM

confess to me losers

I'm Krallum and i approved this message.

10/2/2011 4:00:47 PM

^^ lucrative? you blackmailing people?

[Edited on October 2, 2011 at 4:02 PM. Reason : ]

10/2/2011 4:02:32 PM

man

lotta twwers pissing on significant others apparently

10/2/2011 4:24:34 PM

i really do not even understand how anyone could be be turned on by having someone piss on them

10/2/2011 4:28:02 PM

^

10/2/2011 4:32:40 PM

I think it's funny to pee on my girlfriends feet in the shower but there is nothing sexual about it at all.

10/2/2011 6:12:07 PM

This thread has taken a bad turn....some of you people are dating some fucked up individuals

10/2/2011 6:46:59 PM

I mean, its not like people in this thread are from the internet or anything

10/2/2011 6:47:52 PM

Not me, I'm from Florida.

10/2/2011 6:49:13 PM

hahahahahahahah, you people and your pee

10/2/2011 6:53:28 PM

THAT SHIT IS GROSS!

10/2/2011 6:55:18 PM

lucrative as in i've gotten two unprompted confessions from one confession! go me!

i wonder what it is about me that makes people feel compelled to confess their pee fetish confessions

10/2/2011 7:26:16 PM

sweet, confessions awaited me in my inbox!

Quote :

"I have come to the conclusion that girls kiss alot better than guys. The bad thing is that those opportunities don't come around nearly enough. "

gotta search harder then!

10/2/2011 8:02:54 PM

Quote :

"I'm on vacay with my parents, Dad and I just smoked up "

10/2/2011 8:07:37 PM

haha w/e drunk girls are whores and will makeout with any other girl if she's of equal or higher hotness level

[Edited on October 2, 2011 at 8:13 PM. Reason : in my drunken escapades experience anyway ]

10/2/2011 8:12:21 PM

not all girls are complete attention whores... sure they might flirt, and maybe peck, but most girls won't full on make out with another girl just for the attention (not saying that there aren't those out there)

[Edited on October 2, 2011 at 8:22 PM. Reason : w]

10/2/2011 8:21:40 PM

true, some of us just really like to kiss girls and the whole "look at me i'm an attn whore!" thing is just a ruse

[Edited on October 2, 2011 at 8:23 PM. Reason : ]

10/2/2011 8:22:22 PM

hahaha truth

no but ok not ALL drunk girls. but the percentage of those that will is high. all i'm sayin is if you really wanna make out with a chick it isn't really not that hard

10/2/2011 9:30:29 PM

I think the term is "bar-sexual"

10/2/2011 9:31:49 PM

ISN'T

REALLY

NOT

10/2/2011 10:01:40 PM

oops

you know what i meant

10/2/2011 10:19:54 PM

Quote :

"I would like to post pictures of me on the 'Lets See Your Beautiful Face' thread or 'Post your new Facebook profile pic' thread but I did it a couple times and they got some mean comments so I'll never do it again"

noooooooooooooo, why do we bring all the haters to hate?

10/2/2011 10:23:11 PM

cuz it's chit chat and that is what chit chat does

10/2/2011 10:24:28 PM

i just want to piss on you

i cant believe you girls are that freaky. i want some freaky confessions lololol

10/2/2011 11:49:34 PM

You know what, I'm bored and have never gotten a confession in this thread. Someone send one my way so I can pop my random confession thread cherry.

10/3/2011 12:14:00 AM

Ask and ye shall receive:

Quote :

"I just got done nailing the ever-loving bejeezus out of a girl who works at the hotel I'm staying in. Twice. Cool girl, good looking, seriously fucked-up upbringing...no wonder she was great in bed. It's directly proportional to the crazy. "

I feel bad for this person. No, really.

10/3/2011 1:33:10 AM