that poor girl is all out of bejeezus

10/3/2011 2:58:53 AM

send me some confessions, preferably of the non-piss-related variety

10/3/2011 10:58:01 AM

Quote :

"my ex, liked to lick my butthole and stick his finger in right before I would orgasm. At first I thought it was weird but I always had the best orgasms. Since then I've tried hinting to new partners to do this but they dont seem to get the message."

maybe hint about the quality of orgasm it would give you?

10/3/2011 1:30:54 PM

it is far more likely that they are not interested in putting their tongue on your a-hole

10/3/2011 2:19:19 PM

nothing like kissing the brown eye

10/3/2011 2:30:34 PM

tongue punch that fart box

10/3/2011 2:32:42 PM

last two pages have gotten this thread back on track

10/3/2011 2:37:38 PM

I will take your confessions

10/3/2011 2:38:21 PM

Quote :

"This weekend I was home with the flu (yuck) but was out of control horny...and still am. I watched so much porn and cams of dudes jerking off. My fav porn was of this girl that squirts because her orgasms are strong and loud like mine. I kept searching for more and more videos of her, and I was tempted to see if I could squirt like her, but I'd rather do that with a dude I will probably do this again tonight, unless I can find some dick. "

10/3/2011 2:57:26 PM

someone would have to be desperate to fuck a bitch with the flu


howevs, send me confessions yo

10/4/2011 1:44:03 AM

Quote :

"My period is 8 days late (and I'm on bc so it's normally pretty regular). I've taken two pregnancy tests and both were negative, but I'm afraid that I'm going to end up like those girls on "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" "

10/4/2011 8:34:49 AM

Eh, if it's 8 days late and you keep getting negatives, that probably just means it's late.

10/4/2011 8:37:48 AM

Last year, I completely skipped a period. I had always been regular, was on birth control, but for some reason no period, and no pregnancy. I also hadnt had any sex. I was going through some crazy stressful stuff so I chalked it up to that. I went to the doctor and all was fine.

10/4/2011 8:40:18 AM

^^She's right. With both of my pregnancies, I was getting a positive pregnancy test several days *before* I even expected my period. You're probably just late, not pregnant.

10/4/2011 8:43:47 AM

Make my inbox green!

10/4/2011 10:50:53 AM

Quote :

"So my girlfriend told me her period was 5 days late a few days ago and I didn't have the scared feeling. A. 5 days isn't that much B. I don't think I would be opposed to having a kid with her.. not that I want to try or get married yet, we haven't been dating that long.. but I think we would make cute half asian half white babies."

[Edited on October 4, 2011 at 11:18 AM. Reason : f]

10/4/2011 11:18:14 AM

It's probably good that he is thinking that way since she probably wanted to get pregnant and trap him into a marriage.

10/4/2011 11:21:46 AM

Quote :

"I lol'd when thumper came back looking for sympathy for her stupid cat, and no one gave a fuck. Also, I bet thumper will also die from liver disease from drinking so damn much."

inorite

10/4/2011 11:30:49 AM

that's mean

10/4/2011 11:33:03 AM

Quote :

"whenever I have a one night stand with a girl I know and a condom isnt used, I ignore the girl to every extent possible just in case she gets pregnant. I do this so she will think I won't be there for her or the kid ( although I will if the girl decides to keep the kid, that is if she gets pregnant ) Thank god all these girls have hardcore liberals ( pro choice ). "

wow, I've been very popular today to receive confessions about pregnancy

10/4/2011 11:40:22 AM

Quote :

"I lol'd when thumper came back looking for sympathy for her stupid cat, and no one gave a fuck. Also, I bet thumper will also die from liver disease from drinking so damn much"

When did this happen?

10/4/2011 11:47:15 AM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=565539&page=2545

and

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=618950&page=2

[Edited on October 4, 2011 at 12:00 PM. Reason : e]

10/4/2011 12:00:04 PM

Quote :

"Early this morning I had to go to the Emergency Room where I would later learn I have a kidney stone. Symptoms going to the hospital - vomiting 4 separate times in 3 hours, sharp pain in side like I was in a knife fight and got stuck with one, chills, sweats - could be a lot of things. I drove myself to the hospital (about 20 mins to the one I wanted to be at) instead of having someone drive me as I didn't want to wake anyone up if it was a false alarm (sadly it wasn't). I texted my Mom about it after I was there about 30 minutes and she was there at about 4:15am (I got to the ER at 3ish). Before finishing all the tests, I was thinking about how this trip will cut into my spending on stuff to setup my new place, not what the hell is wrong with me - no priorities I guess at that time (maybe it was the meds they had me on as they were all kinds of great drugs). That quickly changed at about 5:15am, when for the 2+ hours I was there I couldn't pee for a urine test and the catheterized me. I have never felt such pain in my life. Tube in the pee hole is the worst pain I've ever had. Peeing still hurts, which I'm told is normal. I was planning on taking it to a next level with this girl I've been seeing, but if my pride and joy is still in this much pain by the weekend, I guess I'm going to go slow things back down. tl;dr fucking kidney stones ruin everything - purchases for new place, desire for sex, that sometimes good feeling when peeing. "

Ouch man...just ouch.

10/5/2011 7:35:10 AM

I've have kidney stones too. I wanted to die feel your pain - literally

10/5/2011 7:39:33 AM

I haven't had any confessions in a while, so plz to send!

10/5/2011 10:21:25 AM

confess to me!

10/6/2011 11:05:05 AM

Why is a kidney stone a confession? I thought most dudes get them at some point in their life.

10/6/2011 1:33:32 PM

Quote :

"It started out innocently enough. It was supposed to be a little role play, but it's turned into a fetish for her. I was supposed to wear my high school football helmet, and she was supposed to be a cheerleader. But slowly, its just turned into me wearing this fucking helmet every time. She won't sleep with me unless I'm wearing it. What's worse, is that she thinks it makes me indestructible. So now, whenever she stays the night, it turns into a debasing act of her hitting me on the head during sex whilst screaming, "Roughing the passer! Roughing the passer!" I don't know what to do. She makes me watch porn with her now too, and the last one we saw was one where the woman fingered the dude's b-hole, and she was really in to it. She's coming over tonight. I'm scared. "

lulz

10/6/2011 5:21:13 PM

Ahahahhahahaha

10/6/2011 5:28:55 PM

that has to be fake lol

do chicks even know what roughing the passer is?

but, its fucking hilarious

10/6/2011 5:33:01 PM

of course we know what roughing the passer is. It's what we hope for every time Glennon throws a ball. psh

10/6/2011 5:47:22 PM

Quote :

"My girlfriend queefed on my when I was going down on her. Annoyed, I gave her a little love tap on her stomach, which, of course, made her queef again. "

10/6/2011 7:17:48 PM

OMG!! Minka got the funniest confession ever. Tears.

10/6/2011 7:54:25 PM

^^ LOL

10/6/2011 8:03:08 PM

Quote :

"OMG!! Minka got the funniest confession ever. Tears. "

Pretty sure that was Slave Famous.

10/6/2011 8:48:54 PM

Quote :

"I'll never have a successful relationship because I am in love with my best friend. Unfortunately, my best friend isn't a homo, so I am doomed to live in . "

10/6/2011 10:51:45 PM

Quote :

"I saw one of my best friends get shot and killed sitting next to me. sometimes I have conversations with him in the darkness as if he were really there. sometimes it feels as if he is."

10/7/2011 2:10:08 AM

send me some confessions. i will read them around noon tomorrow as i gear up for a solid day-drunk

10/7/2011 5:15:58 AM

Quote :

"In an attempt to stop myself from promiscuous behavior, I stopped shaving my legs. If my legs are all stubbly I will be less likely to want to take my pants off. It's totally gross and totally working."

10/7/2011 12:01:54 PM

Quote :

"My ex is trying to set me up with one of her friends. There are a few issues around this. Number 1, the girl she's trying to set me up with is in another city that's not close at all (though one I've been debating moving to in the summer - not because of this girl, longggg before she came around, no psycho here) and one I frequent on business travel. Two, why would my ex do this? This is kind of bothering me, I mean we had a good breakup, but do exes really ever do that and it's truly meaningful? Seems out of left field to say the least. "

10/8/2011 10:01:22 AM

^^ Haha I've don't that. Not so much to stop promiscuous behavior, but to prevent it from starting

10/8/2011 11:02:00 AM

Dont worry if a guy wants you bad enough that isnt gonna stop us.

10/8/2011 11:08:54 AM

Quote :

"I stopped shaving my legs. If my legs are all stubbly I will be less likely to want to take my pants off."

that or wear granny panties

10/8/2011 11:39:06 AM

This thread is pretty amazing.

10/8/2011 6:39:25 PM

Quote :

"I got really drunk last night at a party at my bosses house, stole his 4 wheeler, and got it stuck in a swamp. I tried to get it out myself, but just ended up covered in mud so I walked back to his house and had to get them to come pull me out. It was a good night. "

10/9/2011 4:06:37 PM

Quote :

"katie92 i've got a broken heart "

Quote :

"puck_it Who'd you bang this time?"

Quote :

"katie92 my 9yr old cat,"

10/9/2011 4:50:41 PM

taking confessions!

10/9/2011 11:18:06 PM

this is my favorite confession i've ever received:

Quote :

"During my nightly prayers, I pray the people of The Wolf Web are doing well and enjoying life. Sometimes I kind of feel like they are my extended, crazy family and I want them all happy and prosperous. Maybe I should take a break from TWW and get out more. "

i love you guys.

10/10/2011 7:30:21 PM

Quote :

"A nerdy guy I went to high school is now a total hottie. A hipster, but still hot. And I would totally do him."

I liked him before he was cool

Quote :

"Sister Wives is my guilty pleasure. The more I watch the show, the more I see value in polygamy. Why does the government give a shit who I marry or how many people I marry as long as I am open, honest, and raise my children with love and respect? I'm ready to convert."

I watched the first ever episode of Sister Wives and stopped watching it after that. I watched it just so I can examine the family dynamic. On TV, it seems like it works for them and the kids are pretty good kids overall. I just wonder how much cattiness occurs off-camera. (Forgive me if there was already sister wife drama but, like i said, I only watched one episode.

That being said, I'd like punchmonk to be my sister wife if I had to have one


[Edited on October 10, 2011 at 8:49 PM. Reason : moar]

10/10/2011 8:36:31 PM

set em up

10/10/2011 8:53:38 PM