I won $100 at a company lunch today. wooo!

5/20/2011 1:37:47 PM

DILDOS FOR EVERYONE!!!

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 1:38 PM. Reason : e]

5/20/2011 1:38:28 PM

I'll take one!

5/20/2011 1:38:59 PM

so bored!!!

5/20/2011 1:54:53 PM

TIL about Postal Police

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Postal_Inspection_Service

stop stealing mah mail

5/20/2011 2:13:06 PM

I'm in that time period before an interview when I can't think of anything else to do to prepare but also feel like I should be doing more to prepare because I'll probably be in the middle of it and realize what else I should have done. Sometimes I get this feeling really bad and sometimes I don't get it at all. I wonder why that is.

5/20/2011 2:22:38 PM

rub one out to collect your thoughts.

5/20/2011 2:24:51 PM

They're supposed to be here in 5.

So I guess that leaves plenty of time.

5/20/2011 2:25:38 PM

I thought you just got a "promotion"

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 2:26 PM. Reason : oh you're interviewing someone else ]

5/20/2011 2:25:50 PM

I'm so excited for our new Sleep Number bed to be delivered

5/20/2011 3:06:00 PM

my eyelid keeps twitching

MAKE IT STOP

5/20/2011 3:06:54 PM

STOP TWITCHING!!!!!!!!

5/20/2011 3:08:56 PM

i need to slow dat spening

5/20/2011 3:16:21 PM

Quote :

"turned the living room into a faptuary"

sounds like a great way to spend the afternoon

5/20/2011 3:20:47 PM

grimx I have yet to see a package arrive on my doorstep so you need to continue dat spening

5/20/2011 3:37:34 PM

For those of you who were on the edge of your seats, the interview went well.

5/20/2011 3:39:54 PM

Metal samples not polished, lathe is fucked up, getting late in the day...I don't really feel like doing anything else major today.

^Did the prospect show up on time?

What are you interviewing for anyway

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 3:41 PM. Reason : besides "a job at my company"]

5/20/2011 3:40:19 PM

Not a job. They are a source/honoree.

5/20/2011 3:42:07 PM

^^^^ it won't arrive on the doorstep, it'll be in a parking space the way i'm going...

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 3:42 PM. Reason : ^]

5/20/2011 3:42:07 PM

Oh, so like an actual interview for content. Neat

5/20/2011 3:43:01 PM

I've been doing a lot of those lately. Comes with the big-girl job

5/20/2011 3:44:37 PM

Answer your phone saps

5/20/2011 3:58:15 PM

I, too, thought Skwinkle was looking for someone to hire.

5/20/2011 4:22:04 PM

hire me...i need to find me a job in NC!

5/20/2011 4:23:01 PM

i knew i was gonna have a minor in econ, but no clue i was so close to minors in math & bio too

5/20/2011 4:26:04 PM

dear foreign people,

we don't work on memorial day!

kthnx

5/20/2011 4:34:31 PM

http://www.fox59.com/news/wxin-indiana-governor-mitch-daniels-governor-mitch-daniels-hit-in-head-with-door-gets-16-stitches-20110520,0,4160124.story

#winning!

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 4:59 PM. Reason : i think he might not run for the president after all]

5/20/2011 4:57:31 PM

I'm about to go buy and drink a bottle of wine at the got to be nc food and wine expo because sitting in this booth is boring as shit

5/20/2011 5:22:02 PM

I could go for a drink. Id pick up a bottle of wine for tonights family dinner, but its for my little brothers birthday, and i dont think it would be nice to take wine he cant drink

5/20/2011 5:28:15 PM

I guess she hates me

5/20/2011 6:07:10 PM

nah boo I love you

5/20/2011 6:12:11 PM

IT'S OH FISH THE WEEKEND BITCHES

5/20/2011 6:16:05 PM

omg my baby makes the best burger. hands down.

5/20/2011 8:03:29 PM

drinking t'night and tomorrow night.

Fareako you're invited. I promise a better might than a bunch of marine LTs jerking each other off.

5/20/2011 8:07:52 PM

My new favorite sandwich: bacon lettuce guacamole on texas toast with a touch of honey mustard

fuck that was delicious

also. Dude flavored three olives vodka and sierra mist tastes like mountain dew. awesome.

5/20/2011 8:28:56 PM

You've been missing out. I put avocado on my BLTs all the time

5/20/2011 8:31:45 PM

i had a blta at boylan the other day and lost my freaking miiiiind. why did no one ever tell me of this before??

5/20/2011 8:32:54 PM

avocados also go on my blts as well

no condiments though, please

sometimes i just eat avocado and fresh mozz cheese sandwiches on pumpernickel lol.

5/20/2011 8:35:15 PM

Roommate feud. Mets-Yankees.

So far I'm up 2-1.

5/20/2011 8:49:45 PM

goooo Yanks

5/20/2011 8:51:29 PM

crisis averted

5/20/2011 8:53:25 PM

i put a thing of snapples in the fridge at work. and someone drank one or two by accident because they also had a thing of regular (mine are diet) snapples. no biggie

i said it wasn't a biggie

but then they bought a WHOLE NEW thing of diet. and a whole new thing of regular. i am the only one who drinks diet. i drank one...to be like, "thanks." but it really wasn't a huge deal. but now i'm wondering, is the whole new thing of diet for me then? am i supposed to drink it all? i will, but i just don't know. it was one or two snapples. i really don't care/didn't care/probably wouldn't have noticed until they apologized. now i feel awkward. i told them not to worry or buy me anymore. they insisted! i figured they'd just give me one out of their pack. but now it appears i have my own new pack? i don't wanna seem greedy. WHAT IS THE PROTOCOL HERE. lol.

5/20/2011 9:37:04 PM

I bet this kind of shit keeps you up at night huh?

5/20/2011 9:40:34 PM

HOLYFUCKFINDINGHIDDENMONEYFTW

5/20/2011 9:41:03 PM

I'm too scared to text this dude and demand answers.

5/20/2011 9:42:35 PM

Quote :

"I bet this kind of shit keeps you up at night huh?"

well when i have already thought about all my other worries for the day and have exhausted all of my TV attention span. yea.

5/20/2011 9:44:06 PM

5/20/2011 9:48:21 PM

its just i had the diet lemon and she replaced with diet peach

and the diet peach is fucking amazing

(tea. obvi)

srsly. you should try it.

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 9:50 PM. Reason : .]

5/20/2011 9:49:24 PM

Ballgame!

5/20/2011 9:56:01 PM

MY. MOTHER. FUCKING. ALLERGIES.

5/20/2011 9:56:10 PM