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5/22/2011 6:47:11 PM

pondering going to amedeo's to check out their trivia night

5/22/2011 6:54:21 PM

Dramalamadingdong

AND I'M STAYING OUT OF IT

5/22/2011 7:02:21 PM

oh snap

5/22/2011 7:03:17 PM

trivia partner found

*saps daps*

5/22/2011 7:06:13 PM

welp

that about does it for the legend of Lance Armstrong

[Edited on May 22, 2011 at 7:17 PM. Reason : 1999-2011]

5/22/2011 7:16:38 PM

my skin is so hottttt

but I love pool time

5/22/2011 7:36:46 PM

hey baby

want me to rub some soothing butt lotion on you?

5/22/2011 7:37:52 PM

:mad: :mad:

5/22/2011 7:40:36 PM

5/22/2011 7:40:52 PM

I need to find out if the DMV office in tarboro stays open on Saturdays...


Its time for a road trip...well in a couple weeks anyways.

5/22/2011 7:55:37 PM

I think I found a way to curb my sweets/frozen yogurt addiction.

5/22/2011 7:57:01 PM

do tell

5/22/2011 8:09:55 PM

don't worry about it. it will never work for you Kiwi

5/22/2011 8:15:34 PM

teeheehee

5/22/2011 8:19:21 PM

Rihanna is hot

[Edited on May 22, 2011 at 8:20 PM. Reason : ]

5/22/2011 8:19:48 PM

Back pain...boo

5/22/2011 8:28:37 PM

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5/22/2011 8:32:06 PM

why am i watching wedding shows?!?!

5/22/2011 8:51:39 PM

5/22/2011 8:57:15 PM

Quote :

"hey baby want me to rub some soothing butt lotion on you?"

Yes plz

5/22/2011 8:59:47 PM

5/22/2011 9:03:29 PM

diva get this stuff

5/22/2011 9:04:48 PM

I have some aloe lotion from the Body Shop

But I'll check on that too

5/22/2011 9:06:16 PM

"this seems a little awkward. I like you and think you're fun but don't really sense a romantic connection for us" what an original breakup text, no surprise after a month of being blown

...off

5/22/2011 9:40:53 PM

I'll always be here for you fleetwud

I'll be here to pick up the pieces.

5/22/2011 9:43:10 PM

After 2 years I'm really not optimistic about this online dating biz

or even offline

5/22/2011 9:45:21 PM

It can work

I found someone to smang with online

5/22/2011 9:46:01 PM

lol

i guess you did find me online

5/22/2011 9:49:50 PM

Please not on Chemistry, please not on eChaos

5/22/2011 9:51:23 PM

look, LunaK, it's my job to hit on you online. Not the other way around. Frankly, this makes me a little uncomfortable.

5/22/2011 9:52:08 PM

oh

well then i guess i won't tell you i'm outside your apartment

5/22/2011 9:53:31 PM

is this how I've been making you feel all these years?

man, I'm a real jerk

5/22/2011 9:54:15 PM

I had finally found the perfect boombox to serenade EMCE with. Come to find out LunaK already stole my gig.

5/22/2011 9:56:30 PM

Holy shit

5/22/2011 9:57:02 PM

EMCE you make me feel special

5/22/2011 9:59:04 PM

Are you certain that isn't just a burning sensation?

5/22/2011 10:00:51 PM

I choo choo choose you

5/22/2011 10:01:44 PM

damn

my butt doesn't feel special no more

you rub lotion on it then send that bitch LunaHootchie a smiley face?

5/22/2011 10:03:52 PM

I wanna travel. And do something good for the world.

5/22/2011 10:03:57 PM

I just can't win

5/22/2011 10:04:52 PM

Do something good for the world and buy a paper bag....



FOR YO FACE

5/22/2011 10:05:12 PM

5/22/2011 10:05:47 PM

I love you Erica.

5/22/2011 10:06:39 PM

I kid I kid

Do some volunteering that will get you out of the country

5/22/2011 10:09:42 PM

go hit up the nina and the pinta, they are in Beaufort and looking for crew

5/22/2011 10:10:44 PM

I want to meet an alien.

5/22/2011 10:14:22 PM

dumb dog was happy as hell to roam torso deep in tepid lake water but try and put her ankle deep in clean bath water and she freaks out

5/22/2011 10:54:01 PM

I hate expense reports



I say that every week

5/22/2011 11:21:53 PM

My pup just growled at her reflection in the door. lol She's got a deep growl and bark.

5/22/2011 11:27:26 PM