I just ran across this website, and I had to share. I read a conversation on another blog that recommended running in "compression shorts for modesty purposes" and the image I had in my mind on compression shorts was not the most modest of attire you could choose for running. I was picturing skin tight shorts, etc., which is perfectly fine for running, but not what I would deem the most modest choice. In my mind, I must have been wrong on what compression shorts were.

So, I google compression shorts. And this is the image that came up:



So, then I of course have to click on that link. And it's a product with a description of:

Quote :

"The unique Ergowear Max Compression Short is specially designed for use in sports to enhance the performance of your body. The MAX Compression Short will work as your perfect (and secret) performance booster by keeping your genitals nicely contained and apart from your legs while boosting your bulge with a very comfortable lifting effect. It also will support your upper legs and reduce muscle fatigue and vibration, helping to maintain your energy levels and improving force and power production."

The site also sells "enhancing underwear". So, I found this to be quite amusing, as I can't picture seeing anyone work out in these. Am I crazy? Do men actually wear this stuff in public? Can this site possibly be fake, or am I that removed from what people actually wear when exercising??

More!

Quote :

"If you're looking for the aussieBum wonderjock and other enhancing underwear, we have the Internet's largest selection of men's push-up underwear and male enhancement that lifts your boys and enhances your bulge. We've got two styles of wonderjocks from C-IN2: one that uses a "Sling Support" system and another featuring their enchacer underwear "Trophy Shelf" wonderjock technology. Andrew Christian uses "Show-It" technology to lift and extend your male profile. Also, be sure to check out the King Style Erector Brief and Balls-In-One enhancing underwear styles. Our Alio pocket pouch wonderjock is an excellent choice if you prefer trunks over male enlargement briefs to enhance your profile. And, for the ultimate in male underwear, choose a wonderjock in our suspensory section. "

[Edited on May 24, 2011 at 4:18 PM. Reason : Ahaha, now this post is at the top of the page]

5/24/2011 4:16:35 PM

MID 20'S WOMAN FOUND UNRESPONSIVE ON RALEIGH SIDEWALK

5/24/2011 4:17:33 PM

I am pretty sure when I did a mud run last month there was a guy in a black pair of those. We were standing next to his team when the race was paused for weather, and I couldn't help but keep looking to check and make sure my eyes were working because I couldn't believe someone would wear that to a race like that (ibt "you're just a cock-looker").

5/24/2011 4:21:07 PM

Put in a 75 yard chip on the first hole at River Ridge. Too bad I had to drop because of an OB drive, and it only resulted in a birdie

5/24/2011 5:23:43 PM

so aspirin. how bad is it for you. i just discovered it and it works 83894094 times better than tylenol or ibuprofen. even though apparently it is totally not supposed to work better for the type of pain i have. it says it was inferior to ibuprofen. but ibuprofen does NOTHING for me. even if i take like 4 at a time.

asprin works for realz.

5/24/2011 5:26:21 PM

could really go for a car retrieval trip right now

5/24/2011 5:48:28 PM

I always overcommit myself to things

I just wanna go home and clean and sleep...but no I have to go to a meeting and hopefully something will get accomplished.

5/24/2011 5:51:50 PM

watching the live stream of a tornado in Oklahoma

that shit is huge

5/24/2011 5:57:38 PM

glad to see that Rolling Stone has my favorite Dylan song in their Top 10 Best Bob Dylan Songs list

(like it matters)

5/24/2011 6:16:12 PM

Mmmm sausage and cheese and spinach and cheese ravioli, with salad and cheesy garlic texas toast. I really hope my appetite kicks in..

5/24/2011 7:44:15 PM

One of our new interns registered for LinkedIn using one of our office distribution email lists. Now the whole office is getting his profile updates and he's not here to change the address. There's been like 30 of them so far.

Meanwhile, IT is slow as balls to do anything and hasn't (and I don't know why it wasn't) restricted the list to internal only.

Dumbass.

5/24/2011 7:46:57 PM

"How you doing man? You seem a little jaded lately, everything ok?"

guess not

5/24/2011 7:48:12 PM

I hate watching Carrie kiss someone on Sex and the City... she looks like a terrible kisser

5/24/2011 8:15:05 PM

i wish he would come home

5/24/2011 8:18:58 PM

HURRY UP WEEKEND!

5/24/2011 8:28:10 PM

^ yes

5/24/2011 8:33:22 PM

I was happy today....right now....not so much.

5/24/2011 8:47:33 PM

i hate this place so fucking much

5/24/2011 9:15:25 PM

I better NOT get a traffic cam ticket from tonight! Ughhhhh!!!!!!!

5/24/2011 9:18:44 PM

I haven't had a double stuf Oreo in years

In ice cream doesn't count...I mean the actual cookie. I just ate 6 and they were delicious

5/24/2011 9:22:58 PM

^ you should make them encased in a chocolate chip cookie

5/24/2011 9:27:31 PM

Crap....


now all day I've wanted a Heath milkshake from Cook Out...

5/24/2011 10:29:57 PM

really, really lonely right now.

5/24/2011 10:45:02 PM

:hug:

5/24/2011 10:48:53 PM

Sam you should make cupcakes with chocolate chip cookies in the center

THEY ARE UHHHHHMAZING!!!!

5/24/2011 10:53:39 PM

I am so damn hungry...and all this talk about sweets is KILLING ME.

5/24/2011 10:55:31 PM

Can someone call the Tarboro DMV for me tomorrow?

Please!?

5/24/2011 10:59:30 PM

WTF DIVA


on my to do list... did you see a good recipe anywhere?

5/24/2011 11:42:24 PM

today has been the worst day in a long, long time.

13 more minutes and i guess i'll find out if tomorrow is any better.

5/24/2011 11:48:11 PM

OMG MUST SEE

http://www.popperspenguins.com/

5/24/2011 11:55:54 PM

The kindle power-cord tastes bitter

5/24/2011 11:58:32 PM

Quote :

"so aspirin. how bad is it for you."

i take it all the time...

it works better than anything else i've ever taken...

it's good for your heart...

just don't take it on an empty stomach

5/25/2011 1:01:50 AM

heartburn is keeping me awake.

should not have made shrimp over creamy basil pesto angel hair so late in the evening :/

5/25/2011 3:31:28 AM

feeling very conflicted right now...

more of a "heart vs heart vs mind" than a "heart vs mind thing"

:-/ :-(

5/25/2011 5:02:48 AM

i'm exhausted...

i'm going to pass out today...

it's a good thing i'm leaving work early...

5/25/2011 6:44:17 AM

major lack of motivation this morning. In 15min, I've managed to get 1 shoe tied. Gonna be a loooooooong day

5/25/2011 7:33:05 AM

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 7:54 AM. Reason : ]

5/25/2011 7:42:14 AM

good lord...

Brittany's bangs in the Santana heart to heart scene are driving me crazy....

up in one shot....down in the next...UP DOWN, UP DOWN

sorta lame glee episode though

5/25/2011 8:54:08 AM

I am sore....

Also I don't wanna go to work an hour early....


I am so sick of these damn meetings.

5/25/2011 8:55:13 AM

http://youtu.be/ZYBA6zOz924

5/25/2011 9:40:51 AM

dark clouds...this is depressing!

5/25/2011 10:58:52 AM

OF COURSE SHE CALLS BACK FOR THE PHONE INTERVIEW WHILE I AM IN THE SHOWER SHAMPOOING MY HAIR

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. my mouth tastes like soap

i'm never going to find a job

5/25/2011 11:11:36 AM

^that is exactly what happened to me when I applied for the job I have now. They called me for an interview while I was in the shower. But it turned out awesome and I got the job!

5/25/2011 11:22:05 AM

The back of my pants keeps getting stuck in the back of my shoe when I walk. Annoying.

5/25/2011 11:22:45 AM

This totally made my day....mostly because I may have done this when I was little...
http://WWW.YouTube.com/watch?v=KpSfThUv_pc

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 11:59 AM. Reason : .]

5/25/2011 11:58:32 AM

5/25/2011 12:01:14 PM

what an odd day

5/25/2011 12:01:14 PM

so hungry

I wish there was a Sonic near here

5/25/2011 12:10:55 PM

Man broke Wednesdays SUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Paid Thursday needs to hurry the fuck up. I'm hungry

5/25/2011 12:16:05 PM

Paid Wednesdays are

5/25/2011 12:22:19 PM