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10/10/2011 8:54:27 PM

My husband is fascinated by Sister Wives (go figure), but thinks that the husband is just an over grown kid.

That said, I'll take confessions.

10/10/2011 8:57:06 PM

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"the husband is just an over grown kid."

i actually thought this, too

10/10/2011 8:59:56 PM

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"A buddy of mine snapped a picture of my girlfriend making-out with another dude that she works with. He sent me the picture in an email. I had suspected something was going on between them, and now I know. She doesn't know that I know. I'm supposed to go see her this weekend. So, my plan is as follows. I'm not going to jerk-off for the entire week. Then, I'm going to bang her hard, and nut as much as humanly possible all over her. Then I'm going to take a print-out of the picture and stick it to her forehead and leave when she goes to the bathroom to wash up. Then I'm going to steal all her remote controls on the way out. Shit's real, son."

Follow-up Message:

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"most gangsta shit i could possibly do."

[Edited on October 11, 2011 at 9:47 PM. Reason : +message]

10/11/2011 9:41:09 PM

Lol at the remote controls. If you really want to piss her off, steal all her forks

10/11/2011 9:47:41 PM

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"Lol at the remote controls. If you really want to piss her off, steal all her forksleave a dump in her microwave & piss all over a carpeted floor"

10/11/2011 10:04:54 PM

But what if you don't need to poop

10/11/2011 10:07:01 PM

then piss in the microwave & then shove your fingers down your throat, puking in her pillow case (repeat as necessary b/c chicks love them some pillows)

10/11/2011 10:10:57 PM

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"if he realllllllllllly wants to piss her off, he should put nair in her face wash. although I do think the picture on the face full of jizz is funny"

10/12/2011 9:02:07 AM

the remote control thing would be pretty annoying, so gg on that idea (and on the whole idea in general)


but if you reallyyyyyyyy want to piss her off.... take all her good underwear and only leave the "period days" ones in the drawer


OR, you could take only one shoe from a few of her favorite pairs

10/12/2011 9:50:29 AM

Evilness abound ITT, I approve!

10/12/2011 9:57:26 AM

^^ Or all her pairs

10/12/2011 10:05:06 AM

^ True

but the one shoe might throw off the scent

10/12/2011 10:24:00 AM

do you people actually do shit like that?

10/12/2011 10:28:27 AM

It's been a few days. I'll open the inbox for preweekend confessionals.

10/14/2011 4:04:22 PM

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"i feel so fat... haven't exercised in 5 days... ate a bagel and a cookie today... gonna eat a slice of pizza for dinner. what a fattie. been by far the laziest person ever this past week. the shame."

At least you aren't going to eat a whole pizza.

10/14/2011 4:44:12 PM

^ haha fuck feeling guilty for eating a bagel. and i haven't worked out in a week and i'm eating vodka for dinner. again.

NO GUILT. I JUST LIVE.

10/14/2011 4:46:38 PM

I JUST LIVE.

10/14/2011 6:07:36 PM

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"i'm eating vodka for dinner. again."

hahahahahaha

10/14/2011 6:08:38 PM

i want a confession

10/14/2011 6:09:07 PM

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"ive had triple cheese burgers from wendys three days in a row and four times this week, im loving these things they are delicious"

10/14/2011 6:13:33 PM

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"I've started doing stupid nerdy things at work. Hiding QR codes/MD-5 Hashes/secret messages into power point presentations and other sorts of things with messages about how much I hate my job, embarrassing secrets I know about supervision etc. It amuses me to no end. "

10/14/2011 8:29:50 PM

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"The more I see Divababy post on TWW, the less I like her. I'm sorry that she attacks you, but you aren't the only one that she's bitchy towards. You're just the only one that fights back. I don't know what gives her the right to be such a high and mighty cunt or why other posters don't call her out on her shit. "

as much as i'd like to claim this as my own confession, it's actually not

10/14/2011 8:48:06 PM

at least she doesn't hide behind random confession pathetic Wolf Web is pathetic.

10/14/2011 8:50:28 PM

lol you should know by now that i'm not afraid to show my dislike of divababy
i don't have to pretend that my own thoughts are someone else's when it comes to her

10/14/2011 8:52:38 PM

TWW is apparently 229 pages of pathetic.

10/14/2011 8:54:06 PM

and the level of pathetic continues to grow!

one could say there is an exponential amount of pathetic here.

10/14/2011 8:55:58 PM

^^^ that wasn't directed towards you, but towards the random confessor.

^ ^and luckily all confessions aren't trash talking confessions

[Edited on October 14, 2011 at 8:57 PM. Reason : ^]

10/14/2011 8:56:17 PM

^^ she is an over-pretentious cunt isn't she?

10/14/2011 8:57:32 PM

bmel, if someone openly proclaims their negative feelings towards a person around here, they are labeled as a bitch (or some other equivalent) - that much was proven when your friends attacked me for saying how i felt about you. but if a person chooses to confess those negative feelings anonymously, they are pathetic.

damned if you do, damned if you don't!

i can't decide which road is best.

10/14/2011 8:59:00 PM

who the fuck doesn't like bmel?

10/14/2011 8:59:54 PM

Mama always said, "if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all."

However, I generally follow the rule of, "If I wouldn't say it to their face, then I'm not going to say it behind their back". So far it has worked out well. Then again I'm not big on the drama anyway.


^

10/14/2011 9:14:33 PM

Judging by what has been said about me in the last several months, I'm guessing about 95% of TWW doesn't follow your Mama's rules.

10/14/2011 9:16:53 PM

nah, TWW doesn't give a shit about any social rules. That's why people loves the internets. But if 95% of TWW was talking smack about me, I'd probably quit. No need for that negativity in my life. Fresh starts can be nice.

10/14/2011 9:20:56 PM

i guess i have a bit of Last Word Syndrome

10/14/2011 9:21:37 PM

haha, I always just try to remember this picture.

10/14/2011 9:42:58 PM

10/14/2011 11:51:40 PM

taking confesshawnz

10/14/2011 11:52:33 PM

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"everybody looks at me like Im some sort of walking freak show. people cross the street rather than talk to me. I wish I had all those motherfuckers in my sights inside a free fire zone, I'd paint the trees with them."

10/15/2011 12:00:05 AM

10/15/2011 12:00:43 AM

Would you paint the trees like this:

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10/15/2011 12:03:00 AM

hey boners, send me some confessions

10/15/2011 10:15:03 AM

Finally a confession about me!!!

Its about time.

10/15/2011 11:14:44 AM

Theres a lot of butt hurt ITT

10/15/2011 11:18:44 AM

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""everybody looks at me like Im some sort of walking freak show. people cross the street rather than talk to me. I wish I had all those motherfuckers in my sights inside a free fire zone, I'd paint the trees with them." "

What exactly in the hell about you causes that reaction?

10/15/2011 11:26:13 AM

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"There is a particular female who posts in the "Lets see YOUR beautiful face" thread quite often. She is literally one of the ugliest people I've ever seen. Not to be mean, but wow. Every time I see her picture, I get grossed out. She also posts a lot about sex with other users (jokingly, TWW style I assume), which makes me gag. It's probably not who you think it is though.... or maybe, but I bet not. And she is often a bitch; though it appears that much of TWW doesn't notice. "

10/15/2011 12:43:03 PM

haters gonna hate!

10/15/2011 12:46:16 PM

I haven't received a confession in a while

10/15/2011 12:48:41 PM

hahahahha

10/15/2011 12:54:13 PM

YAY another

10/15/2011 12:56:05 PM