sorry to hear that bro...i never remember any of my dreams or i just sleep like a baby and have none

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 12:24 PM. Reason : PAGE 2291]

5/26/2011 12:22:42 PM

Layoffs coming at work today, tomorrow or Tuesday.

5/26/2011 1:06:20 PM

^
cisco?

5/26/2011 1:20:53 PM

i am so ready to leave today...

5/26/2011 1:23:40 PM

^^Prob IBM...most of Cisco's cuts are going to be contractors

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 1:50 PM. Reason : Though History major could be anywhere lol]

5/26/2011 1:50:10 PM

State Government. Need to let people know by May 31 that they'll be out of a job on July 1.

5/26/2011 1:58:18 PM

Godspeed and good luck

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 2:00 PM. Reason : .]

5/26/2011 1:59:47 PM

itadakimasu

5/26/2011 4:28:35 PM

I think I might take a nap before tonight's beer/cuddle fest.

5/26/2011 4:47:06 PM

Nobody better be playing bumper cars on I-40 east this evening. I've had enough of that shit this week

5/26/2011 4:49:57 PM

Super busy days like today are great but they also wear me out.

5/26/2011 5:05:15 PM

I don't want to go work in the meth lab

Sounds like my bosses are expecting me to do it tomorrow though

Maybe I can work there while my car is getting maintenance work

5/26/2011 5:18:29 PM

I am sooooo sleepy

I need an oil change before my trip. sad

5/26/2011 5:19:39 PM

what a shit day.

5/26/2011 6:18:00 PM

^

5/26/2011 6:18:19 PM

^ tanks sweetie!

5/26/2011 6:54:56 PM

^, ^^

5/26/2011 6:56:44 PM

I'm splitting out early tomorrow, who wants to make drinking plans?

5/26/2011 7:13:49 PM

you know how I feel?



this better all be worth it

5/26/2011 7:35:24 PM

^Just don't stick the remote in your butt.

5/26/2011 7:36:25 PM

I hate urgent care. Hope my foot isn't fractured but I do hope they give me a boot or something

5/26/2011 7:36:32 PM

OMG, what happened Sam?

5/26/2011 7:37:01 PM

On Saturday I jumped back and stepped on the prongs of my blowdryer.. then immediately jumped forward but tripped and it was either smack my head on the wall or push myself away, so I pushed then landed on my right foot.... Sunday it just hurt where I hit the prongs but Monday it kinda hurt. Tuesday was pretty bad. I have been hobbling all yesterday and today and I can't handle it anymore. I'm worried because it doesn't feel like a muscle or tendon issue

5/26/2011 7:45:30 PM

oh no!

I hope nothing is broken or fractured. feel better soon.

5/26/2011 7:47:22 PM

Thanks

This isn't a good end to my good day

5/26/2011 7:50:04 PM

I justhad one of the most unhealthy dinners ever, and it was amazing: wendys bacon deluxe, fries, side salad with avacado ranch, and a lemonade. I forsee a food coma in about an hour or so....

5/26/2011 8:00:09 PM

this bike be RUSTY...

5/26/2011 8:00:13 PM

hope this season of sytycd is better than the last... it's the only thing I have to cheer me up these days.

lesigh.

5/26/2011 8:03:39 PM

This doctor better flippin listen to me...

5/26/2011 8:09:37 PM

i made a cow at work today!



or horse...depending on who you are *cough cough* lee

5/26/2011 8:09:59 PM

My boyfriend is making me a grilled cheese

Also, my elbow randomly started hurting. :/

5/26/2011 8:46:16 PM

yay grilled cheese!

boo ouchie elbow

5/26/2011 8:47:21 PM

Someone bring me food ok?

5/26/2011 8:47:47 PM

brt!

5/26/2011 8:49:58 PM

Someone make this flight hurry up so I can fly to Chicago already. It hasn't even left the other airport to get here

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 8:51 PM. Reason : damn, this was a palindrome post]

5/26/2011 8:51:10 PM

omg youre still waiting for the flight?!?!?!? im sorry. want me to call and pitch a fit? cuz ill do it.

5/26/2011 8:52:44 PM

Sure! It won't do any good, because you probably can't even get through since it took me hours to get through to a person earlier... but if you have time to kill go ahead it can't hurt

5/26/2011 8:56:17 PM

oh no - i work at a communication center - i know how to get shit done.

of course, im currently looking for a new job, so i guess that doesnt say much

5/26/2011 9:07:10 PM

hmmm...stella artois is pretty good.

5/26/2011 9:07:20 PM

ALWAYS

5/26/2011 9:45:45 PM

my dog just (well like 20 mins ago) attacked my cat while we were all in bed

i was eating pretzels and my dog has minor food aggression issues (though, they aren't consistent AT ALL). she was on the floor and my cat was in bed and i was in bed eating the pretzels. before i know it dog is in bed pinning cat up against headboard and getting all aggro. i'm trying to sit up and pull them apart. god, what a stupid fucking dog. i guess she was mad because my cat was in bed with the pretzels?! she wasn't even near the pretzels or eating them. moron moron dog.

spanked the shit out of her. my cat TORE up my arms trying to get off the bed. i don't blame her. but ouch i have bloody, scratched arms

i don't think she is hurt i just spent a long time examining her. def wet (so my dog's mouth was def on her). she appeared to be walking fine. no blood. i gave her some turkey and she ate it up. when i was petting her she was purring so i hope she is ok

STUPID DOG. god. if i had a kennel the dog would be spending the night in it.

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 10:06 PM. Reason : .]

5/26/2011 10:05:27 PM

So, now I think I have another piece of glass in my big toe from last Saturday. Or I have a more-painful-than-it-should-be callous. So, naturally I did some Google research and ended up on the images for bunions. That is definitely one of the many reasons I'm glad I've embraced my shortness and wear flats 97% of the time.

5/26/2011 10:12:09 PM

What's the movie about saving the killer whale?

5/26/2011 10:18:04 PM

a slapshot to the back left ribs and a slapshot to the shoulder blade...time to wear shoulder pads? in a non-checking league? no thanks....fuuuuuuuu i'm gonna be feeling it in the morning

teach me to have my back turned away from the puck


[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 10:19 PM. Reason : so tuff]

5/26/2011 10:18:49 PM

Free Willy

5/26/2011 10:18:49 PM

Thank you! For some reason I could not remember that to save my life.

5/26/2011 10:19:32 PM

Hiccups

Poor thing

5/26/2011 10:25:55 PM

OMG I'm so tired...

Also I can't clean an entire room in my apartment at one time. I always go to another and start a project there, then back to the 1st room. It's a maze

5/26/2011 10:27:37 PM

People put glory holes on foursquare?

5/26/2011 11:02:35 PM

^^I do that all the time. You are not alone.

Speaking of....

5/26/2011 11:12:25 PM