crutches suck.

5/26/2011 11:14:26 PM

^get better boo

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5/26/2011 11:14:44 PM

that shit was crazy

5/26/2011 11:14:46 PM

the lesbians are having sex.....

5/27/2011 1:59:03 AM

not a damn thing wrong with that

5/27/2011 3:04:45 AM

it is when it's your roommate and it's loud as hell. Woke me up and now can't get back to sleep

5/27/2011 3:42:53 AM

will somebody come save me from the hell that's going to be today in the office

5/27/2011 6:51:00 AM

this damn dog...yes, I did want you to wake me up before 7 am on my day off

And more importantly keep bugging me now that I am back in bed

[Edited on May 27, 2011 at 7:36 AM. Reason : hjk]

5/27/2011 7:33:52 AM

If I don't get some sort of physical activity in soon, I'm gonna lose my mind.

5/27/2011 8:20:58 AM

^beach volleyball

5/27/2011 9:49:49 AM

I got to drink on the radio stations dime last night....hell yeah.

5/27/2011 9:58:19 AM

^^good idea. There are lots of places around NYC to play volleyball outdoors, beach or otherwise. And you can always take the LIRR to the beach itself to play volleyball. Tickets are cheap.

5/27/2011 10:00:08 AM

also go to electric zoo music fest with me

5/27/2011 10:00:56 AM

T-minus 6 hours

5/27/2011 10:01:48 AM

coffee feels so good

5/27/2011 10:18:28 AM

Intervention and Deadliest Catch need to do a special joint episode.

5/27/2011 10:19:11 AM

kc, what you doing tonight? I get off a couple hours early if you wanna ball out

5/27/2011 10:22:30 AM

i have to go home tonight because i'm coming back tomorrow afternoon...

i have 3 cleaning jobs to do tonight

5/27/2011 10:25:15 AM

5/27/2011 10:28:44 AM

Quote :

"^beach volleyball"

Quote :

"^^good idea. There are lots of places around NYC to play volleyball outdoors, beach or otherwise. And you can always take the LIRR to the beach itself to play volleyball. Tickets are cheap."

I wish I could. My husband had hip surgery less than two weeks ago, hence I am indoors all day everyday until he can get around on his own a little more.

5/27/2011 11:06:46 AM

i hope he gets better soon! Can you put him on a wheelchair and go weeeeeeee (imaginary cart races)

5/27/2011 11:19:04 AM

This morning has not been good for my blood pressure.

5/27/2011 11:42:51 AM

^too much salt?

5/27/2011 12:07:26 PM

off early from work for the first time this week ( averaged about an hour late per day until now)


unfortunately, I still have a lot of shit to get done (passport junk)... and then dg tournament... and then drinking, maybe? dunno....

5/27/2011 12:18:10 PM

^^ Too much time invested in something that really should have not taken time = frustration and stress.

Unrelated, but what I came to post this time: I brought in breakfast and then never got to eat it, and I'm leaving for my lunch date in 10 minutes but I am fucking starving and I really really want to just eat my breakfast now but I know that would be a bad idea.

5/27/2011 12:40:41 PM

I had a dream about this crazy waterslide/pool thing that I guess was supposed to simulate a tropical storm or something, and it had earthquake-like events and things that would push you under water.

what the fuck

at least it was the least shitty/fucked up dream I've had in 4 days

5/27/2011 12:57:01 PM

^are you on some kinda meds?

5/27/2011 12:59:47 PM

I am not. I did take melatonin the night that all of this shit kicked off, though (felt super groggy the next day, so I decided it was defeating the purpose).

5/27/2011 1:02:18 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melatonin#Dreaming



[Edited on May 27, 2011 at 1:05 PM. Reason : better go to a doc mang!]

5/27/2011 1:04:49 PM

nothing a good bike ride and better diet can't fix

[Edited on May 27, 2011 at 1:09 PM. Reason : it'll be nice to figure out what's going on with this girl, too]

5/27/2011 1:07:48 PM

cannot concentrate

5/27/2011 1:25:38 PM

Off to the beach!

5/27/2011 2:00:59 PM

Passport.....done. Now just have to wait 4-6 weeks to get in the mail.


And still hoping and praying my supposed best friend gets her shit together. This is really starting to break my heart

5/27/2011 2:24:22 PM

Quote :

"This weekend I saw a dog take a dose of Ketamine that would make any dance hall hippie look like a drooling little girl."

lol, sean you're stupid

5/27/2011 2:28:03 PM

looks like the rapture is 6 days late

holy fuck is it dark outside right now

5/27/2011 2:31:39 PM

I like how our community watch block captain, who is our fucking next door neighbor, notices when my mother drops by the house to do something and is alarmed about "people stopping by" but not if complete strangers came by

3^ sorry love. I know the feeling.

[Edited on May 27, 2011 at 2:54 PM. Reason : ]

5/27/2011 2:52:31 PM

^ thank you, but that is also what makes thankful to have people like you and aea......

5/27/2011 2:59:27 PM

sign of getting old:

friends can only hang out when their wives/girlfriends are out of town

5/27/2011 3:02:28 PM

^^

and a big ol' >------- -------<

[Edited on May 27, 2011 at 3:03 PM. Reason : ^]

5/27/2011 3:03:10 PM

Larger chick in my class was wearing a t-shirt which said "Beefmastor" on the back of it

I laughed quite hard

5/27/2011 3:06:53 PM

5/27/2011 3:16:52 PM

Dear torrential downpour, you are interrupting my plans to leave early.

5/27/2011 3:17:31 PM

blah

5/27/2011 3:31:57 PM

Beaccch Houssse

5/27/2011 3:34:27 PM

I'm kind of glad for the shit weather because if it were nice outside I'd be chomping at the bit to leave, and I have way too much shit to do to actually do that.

5/27/2011 3:46:03 PM

what will my back up plans be if the tournament falls through tonight...

5/27/2011 4:24:01 PM

my stepmother is an imbecile

5/27/2011 4:28:23 PM

aaaand I've given up on my tournament.... tww IRL friends, what are you doing this evening?

5/27/2011 4:57:26 PM

damn i come home and take a nap and all hell has broken loose

5/27/2011 5:00:44 PM

Anyone know anybody in eastern NC with a 250 cc motorcycle?

5/27/2011 5:10:23 PM