i kinda miss being unemployed. i could work out when i wanted too, ate super healthy and during the summer i could lay out when the kids weren't around and being obnoxious....

that whole not getting paid kinda sucked though

5/29/2011 3:37:38 PM

Father of the Bride 2 is on

Hormonal puddle in 5

^ditto!

[Edited on May 29, 2011 at 3:43 PM. Reason : ]

5/29/2011 3:40:58 PM

haha I know what you mean

the 10 months I was unemployed were pretty awesome. I too ate better, did a lot more with less money, and enjoyed pool time

[Edited on May 29, 2011 at 3:42 PM. Reason : ^oh dag..great movie!]

5/29/2011 3:42:05 PM

My face is sunburnt as HELL

so worth it though.

5/29/2011 3:57:31 PM

post rapture?

5/29/2011 3:59:28 PM

Camping and races with [user] ragged[/user] has been a blast and hopefully more fun tonight!

5/29/2011 4:39:44 PM

no more cookout

going home

what a bust of a holiday weekend

i <3 cookouts, too.

5/29/2011 4:41:55 PM

Birthday party with a free keg and then maybe BaDa..

Tomorrow should be awesome, too...

5/29/2011 5:37:12 PM

Damn it's still May and I'm already at my normal summer brownness.

5/29/2011 5:57:19 PM

5/29/2011 6:01:12 PM

^right on!

5/29/2011 8:56:26 PM

I think I am going to start parting my hair on the opposite side.

5/29/2011 9:01:06 PM

YOU WON'T DO IT

5/29/2011 9:01:33 PM

I have met a new woman. Today.... I cuddled.

5/29/2011 9:02:27 PM

man i need to quit being mean on here

[Edited on May 29, 2011 at 9:09 PM. Reason : dc]

5/29/2011 9:07:32 PM

seriously.
get you more kudos than

5/29/2011 9:08:06 PM

kudos from tww mean nothing to me

5/29/2011 9:10:16 PM

eh

just saying...there are people here, lurking in the shadows, that are 110% more awesome than those who post.

just saying...

5/29/2011 9:13:31 PM

i'm still not sure why i should care what they think

5/29/2011 9:14:38 PM

I...I just don't know what to think of this EMCE

5/29/2011 9:15:24 PM

5/29/2011 9:19:04 PM

Want more beeeeeer

5/29/2011 9:20:26 PM

time to sit out on the back deck...stare at the ocean...drink beer...and play my guitar.

5/29/2011 9:33:55 PM

EMCE I'm not even sure that will help right now

5/29/2011 9:37:08 PM

what's wrong?!

5/29/2011 9:38:59 PM

I should be

But I have drunk and with the memories I'm now

And I'm surrounded by family who doesn't know

5/29/2011 10:01:21 PM

what don't they know? I'm nosey


EMCE....you're creepin on me

Also I has a migraine that won't go away...and my body feels hot all over like I was laying out at the pool today, but I haven't been outside except to get in my car to babysit tonight

5/29/2011 10:04:18 PM

but she's only like 15 minutes away. and she's ok with me being a death merchant. and she says funny shit like "yeah, I love my parents, but we're stronger further apart from each other. Like Hancock..."

5/29/2011 10:08:37 PM

I started a book three hours ago and I've already finished it. Now I'm bored

5/29/2011 10:41:06 PM

Nice... Hoop Dreams is on.

5/29/2011 11:20:22 PM

man, I'd love to have my dick crammed down a girl's throat right now

5/29/2011 11:21:22 PM

speaking of hoop dreams

5/29/2011 11:21:51 PM

lol, I like how aaronburro is in the mindstate that I was when I was twelve.

5/29/2011 11:24:42 PM

boys mature slower than girls

5/29/2011 11:25:15 PM

~

5/29/2011 11:25:44 PM

EMCE, you can't tell me you wouldn't like to have your dick being sucked right now

5/29/2011 11:27:08 PM

EMCE wants to cuddle with new bitches

5/29/2011 11:28:52 PM

Got my smang on earlier, thx

I'm good now.

5/29/2011 11:28:58 PM

5/29/2011 11:31:32 PM

goddammit


this is a terrible day.

5/29/2011 11:32:59 PM

what ha-happen?

5/29/2011 11:34:05 PM

you

5/29/2011 11:34:48 PM

jalapeño cheetos

5/29/2011 11:34:58 PM

^that sounds intriguing

5/29/2011 11:35:24 PM

Every single time my grandmother has been to the ER, I have gone with her. I stayed at home this time because my kiddo has been running a fever and I HATE IT. There's no reception in the ER, so I cannot get up with anyone with my grandmother and patient information will only tell me that she's still there.

5/29/2011 11:43:53 PM

bleh...how long do bruised ribs need to heal before it doesn't make deep breaths hurt?

5/30/2011 12:10:03 AM

^ took me about a week...

5/30/2011 12:11:21 AM

well thursday will be a week then.

thanks mister emce hammer.


if you're wrong i will sue you.

5/30/2011 12:15:49 AM

I can't wait for next weekend.

5/30/2011 12:16:42 AM

5/30/2011 12:17:29 AM