yeah im doing some gift card liquidation tonight.

here's what i was thinking, although i'd have to shell over another hundo

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/e169/index.cfm?pkey=ccoffee%2Dmakers%2Dtea%2Dbrewers&ckey=coffee%2Dmakers%2Dtea%2Dbrewers

my parents keep giving me ws cards, and i get extravagent things like $30 garlic presses and $300 knives

goess well with my "im still sorta college-living transitioning" rest of things

11/12/2008 8:13:16 PM

Oh come on.. That's such the easy way out.. Can't even guesstimate?

11/12/2008 8:17:36 PM

^ that is exactly the type of thing i'm talking about!!

GET IT

11/12/2008 8:18:01 PM

seriously...maybe thats why people dont feel like asking you questions...

11/12/2008 8:21:10 PM

she answered my question

11/12/2008 8:21:37 PM

thats super

11/12/2008 8:21:50 PM

^^ well duh.... you threw her a slow pitch softball

11/12/2008 8:22:30 PM

^^^^ what? i suggested stuff. i'm confused.

^^ but the coffee thing looks awesome. damn your parents give you williams sonoma gift cards? lucky. ducky.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:24 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2008 8:23:57 PM

^^you got to admit...at least she doesnt whore it up like some people do in their "ask me questions" threads

11/12/2008 8:25:52 PM

nope sorry. i've answered everyone's questions. i don't see the problemo.

11/12/2008 8:32:55 PM

thats because you dont have a penis and therefore can't fuck you

11/12/2008 8:34:22 PM

are three pronged forks really forks or just a bastardization of a fork

11/12/2008 8:34:30 PM

Why? Just... why?

How could you look at yourself in the mirror knowing you root for douchebags who do this and get the call?

11/12/2008 8:36:07 PM

^^^but even if i did have a penis i couldn't fuck myself

anyways

^^three pronged forks are weird. i found one in my drawer the other day. i still have yard sale silverware (its a really amazing collection consisting of three pronged forks and mini-ladles). i'm going with bastardization. unless it is a spork, then its cool.

^ because i've explained this before!!

eddie cameron. cameron indoor. great great uncle. of. moi.
james b. duke. bff and business colleague of another one of my family members. duke and my family go way back. it is all in the family. i grew up that way. people are born gay and we let them live. i can't control what sports team i grew up liking. i can't just abandon them. plus me and j j redick are getting married. YES BACkNE AND ALL. he just doesn't know it yet. my second choice is luol deng. and we will have tall slender beautiful basketball playing children.

also, i like state.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:40 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2008 8:36:20 PM

Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift or Miranda Lambert. Who should I have the bigger crush on and why?

11/12/2008 8:36:48 PM

"even if i had a penis i still couldnt fuck myself"?

wtf...i dont even know what that means...i'm saying you are not the opposite sex...wtf do you expect...yeah we are not going to ask a cute girl sex related questions? gimmie a break...

11/12/2008 8:37:35 PM

im about to open a fortune cookie

when you open a fortune cookie, are you a "pull the sides apart and crack at the fold" or a "crumble it in the package, then open the plastic" opener

11/12/2008 8:40:39 PM

^^ duh i never asked you not to ask questions about sex.

so yourself

^^^ carrie underwood. taylor swift isn't she like 5? don't know who the other one is. carrie underwood is pretty. post pictures then i will decide.

^ out of the package opener here. what. people actually break it open IN the package? please tell me you do not do this.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:41 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2008 8:40:56 PM

do you even eat the fortune cookie?

11/12/2008 8:41:15 PM

i eat them. i usually eat everyone else's too. i am the weirdo that actually likes to eat them.

11/12/2008 8:42:17 PM

hi, katherine

i'm not asking you shit.

11/12/2008 8:43:16 PM

do you believe in the following things:

a) love
b) god
c) karma
d) fate

11/12/2008 8:43:22 PM

Im not posting their pics, you know how to use google images.. And Taylor Swift is 18, barely


And I can already tell you that Carrie Wood would be 3rd on that list.

11/12/2008 8:43:42 PM

Quote :

"^ out of the package opener here. what. people actually break it open IN the package? please tell me you do not do this. "

yeah it's weird

i have several friends who do that, those nut jobs.

and fyi:

Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought.

daily numbers 6 1 7
lotto six #'s 5 39 4 1 8 41

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:44 PM. Reason : wtf charachter]

11/12/2008 8:43:56 PM

^^^^

^^^a) love - yes
b) god - maybe/i think
c) karma - to an extent
d) fate - no

^^ fine i'll do it myself. then report back (upon further consideration i would go taylor, carrie, miranda. i don't particularly care for miranda. that is probably who is first on your list, isn't it)


^i've noticed that my fortunes have all sucked recently. they aren't even fortunes. just statements. and like proverbs. but i like how you did the smiley faces around it. very realistic

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:46 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:49 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2008 8:44:53 PM

Well its a toss up between Miranda and Taylor.. Taylor gets the nod on looks but that Miranda is cute and I really like her voice, she can flat out sing.

11/12/2008 8:52:11 PM

i've never heard her sing so i don't know. so i'd go with taylor. since she is 18 and all

11/12/2008 8:53:00 PM

I feel like a dirty old man

11/12/2008 8:54:01 PM

I feel like I need some sort of a change in my life. What should I do?

11/12/2008 8:56:26 PM

travel, knit, join a sports team, read a book, change friends, make new friends, volunteer somewhere, get a pet, get a job, get a kid (jkkkk), set goals, get in shape (if you aren't)

i don't know. that is kind of vague. change how?

11/12/2008 8:57:59 PM

is it wrong to tell a woman how to dress and do her hair?

11/12/2008 8:58:55 PM

Costs money, ~, I could maybe possibly get on the club soccer team but it would conflict with working on the weekends and I play soccer on weekday evenings but that costs money too and not very time consuming, ADD, I'm not great at making new friends (not that I don't already have some), I don't want to volunteer because I would rather work and make money, pets cost money, no good jobs, kids cost money, I don't know what kind of goals I want other than to make enough money to live comfortably and to give a bunch of money away one day, I feel like I'm already in pretty good shape other than my knee which has been giving me problems. I'd probably be playing some sports if I wasn't trying to take it easy at the moment.

I don't know what kind of change I want/need but my XBOX360 broke and I'm waiting for that to get back so I'm bored and TWW is lame right now. My life just feels really bland right now and you're usually surprisingly good at answering questions.

11/12/2008 9:05:40 PM

hey is imstoned a cop? dude keeps trying to hook me up but then never comes through...i think hes trying to bust me or something

11/12/2008 9:06:16 PM

^^^ maybe

^^ oh i guess you just need your xbox back

^ i dunno but i'm gonna go with not a cop.

11/12/2008 9:19:22 PM

i'm bored and tired. i might go to sleep soon.

don't you think schoolkids ought to be open til 10?

11/12/2008 9:20:51 PM

haha 10. maybe. a lot of people do seem to show up there at 9 (i've noticed). but i think the people working there probably wouldn't like it very much

11/12/2008 9:21:44 PM

aw.

10 is sooooo late. and they've worked so hard.

11/12/2008 9:22:19 PM

What should I do for my birthday? It's 5 days before Christmas so no one will be around.

P.S. It's my 21st

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 9:24 PM. Reason : ]

11/12/2008 9:24:45 PM

I'll be in Fairfax, VA on that day

for Ryan Adams and Oasis. I win.

11/12/2008 9:28:01 PM

^^^ yea not that late. but they get paid really shitty (like a lot of jobs). but also i don't think the owner wants to keep it open. since they are probably lucky to still be in business anyway.

RIP CDs.

^^ummm NO friends will be in town? TWW party?

^ yay!! that will be fun




[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 9:28 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2008 9:28:09 PM

has anyone asked your bra size yet?

11/12/2008 9:30:38 PM

im torn

should i go see m83 or diplo this weekend

im thinking diplo

his philly shows tend to get bananas, esp. since this is different than his normal "host a show at a warehouse" getup

11/12/2008 9:31:25 PM

definitely diplo

11/12/2008 9:32:17 PM

I'm still at the age where a lot of friends will be going home for Christmas around that time. Then the older people I play soccer with will probably be travelling because they're all like 25-30 or so and have the means to. It's still a ways off, but I don't know what I want to do yet.

Next question: What would be the best way to kill my roommate?

11/12/2008 9:33:13 PM

yeah i'm not really that torn.

it's like 90/10

11/12/2008 9:33:21 PM

definitely diplo. dude killed it at the cradle last night

11/12/2008 9:33:29 PM

^^^hire a bum for 50 bucks to do it...that one is easy...

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 9:34 PM. Reason : thats what i did...]

11/12/2008 9:33:48 PM

blah blah blah diplo this diplo that. do we HAVE to rub it in that i couldn't go last night?

my bra size is 34B if you MUST know. and now i get to justify it. i am petite. all around. except maybe if i took a little meat off of my ass/thighs and stuck it on my boobs my body would be like a 9.

the best way to kill your roommate is.......poison. or irritate them so much that they kill themselves

11/12/2008 9:36:01 PM

haha thanks

11/12/2008 9:37:18 PM

Poison is actually a good method. My other roommate was cleaning out the refrigerator earlier and he found all these Kool-Whip containers full of old food that he just never cleaned out of there. I could probably just poison him and leave one of those containers next to his dead body and when they found him they would think his own food killed him. Except I can't do that now that I've posted about doing it... Dammit.

What's the best way a guy can make himself more attractive to girls?

11/12/2008 9:43:42 PM