some very funny #notoriousTOB tweets

http://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/%23notoriousTOB

[Edited on September 22, 2011 at 3:56 PM. Reason : no link has been posted...here's one for the non-twitter users.]

9/22/2011 3:55:32 PM

^Thank you. I am one of the non-twitter users.

Quote :

"Don't give me the eye, Debbie please. Strategy, coaches see. T.O.B. be stuntin', behind last two minutes, i'm puntin' #"

9/22/2011 4:08:53 PM

surprised to not see Joe Ovies pop up every 2 lines on there.

9/22/2011 4:18:32 PM

Haha, how did so many people get on this notoriousTOB twitter bandwagon.

This one isn't one of the best but still brings the chuckles:

Quote :

" TOB 4-0 since comin down from Boston/would be coaching against BD if no tweets from Marvin Austin #notoriousTOB"

9/22/2011 4:26:26 PM

All these cracks on punting is hilarious.

Quote :

"I like it when you call me big puntah/wave ya' hands in the air if yo' catch is fair"

9/22/2011 4:30:10 PM

Quote :

"I got 85 scholarships and Russell ain't one."

9/22/2011 4:32:35 PM

it got fun for a minute, now i got nothin else

9/22/2011 4:42:31 PM

i hate having zero punctuation in a tweet just so you can fit everything plus the hashtag

9/22/2011 4:43:35 PM

My contributions to #NotoriousTOB so far:

Quote :

"Plays blowin' up like I thought they would Call the DC, same blunder same fool I shoulda overruled..."

Quote :

"Remember that thrashin' by Duke? ha-ha, ha-ha Never thought that Thad Lewis could throw it that far"

Quote :

"Smokin' speed and tight moves, slippin' by defensive backs Way back, when I had the red and black quarterback With a Nate to match "

Quote :

"Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the @PackPride posters that told me I'd never amount to nothin' {ReadyForGlennon pic}"

Quote :

"Heels peepee when they see me Butch creepin in a teepee Marvin tries on bras Little's parkin Stop it, sanctions be catastophic "

[Edited on September 22, 2011 at 4:44 PM. Reason : .]

9/22/2011 4:44:20 PM

i did a couple where i just went (1/2) and (2/2) back-to-back posts

9/22/2011 4:44:24 PM

Quote :

"i hate having zero punctuation in a tweet just so you can fit everything plus the hashtag"

i can tell how much you hate punctuation.

9/22/2011 4:58:40 PM

Quote :

"I like it when you call me big puntah/wave ya' hands in the air if yo' catch is fair"

LOL.

9/22/2011 5:03:43 PM

^^I see what you did there, simonn.

9/22/2011 5:15:49 PM

Quote :

"if this defense has a repeat performance of two years ago, i will be on the fire archer bandwagon, and if archer isn't fired i'll be on the fire TOB bandwagon. this defense is too bad to stand for. just terrible."

mfin' ditto

9/22/2011 5:24:39 PM

The Jameson (dweedle) trips me up


the_Jameson
Terpy terpy terpy, can't you see/sometimes ur jerseys hypnotize me .... #NotoriousTOB (1/2)
....I just despise your flashy ways/guess thats why we choke and yall make plays #NotoriousTOB (2/2)

[Edited on September 22, 2011 at 5:29 PM. Reason : .]

9/22/2011 5:27:16 PM

mine:

Quote :

"Terpy terpy terpy, can't you see/sometimes ur jerseys hypnotize me .... #NotoriousTOB (1/2) ....I just despise your flashy ways/guess thats why we choke and yall make plays #NotoriousTOB (2/2)"

Quote :

"It was only a screen/Beck threw a pick-6 to the other team/Justin Burke and Daniel Evans busy mackin on some teens #NotoriousTOB"

Quote :

"Sik the blitz on little Cinc', After they rush the flick, we jump the route for a nice pick........#NotoriousTOB ......because we roughed him on the pass they called it back..and TOB don't get down like that #NotoriousTOB"

9/22/2011 5:30:20 PM

my contributions:

Quote :

"I dont wanna lose no more/Sometimes I hear Debbie knockin at my front door/Livin everyday like a hustle another game to juggle #notoriousTOB"

Quote :

"Smokin' the Heels is a yearly routine / Since 13, a skinny ginger on the scene. #notoriousTOB"

Not that great...but whatever.

9/22/2011 5:32:09 PM

I don't spend any time on twitter but this shit died down right at 5pm. Shows you what people are up to these days at work.

9/22/2011 5:44:56 PM

# of pages by midnight O/U 24.5?

9/22/2011 8:01:49 PM

FIRE TOB

9/22/2011 8:25:15 PM

[Edited on September 22, 2011 at 8:41 PM. Reason : Might have to retract my rolly eyes if this shit keeps up...]

9/22/2011 8:34:10 PM

You know, I like TOB, he does good press interviews.

But that's about it.

9/22/2011 9:01:33 PM

^^lol

[Edited on September 22, 2011 at 9:02 PM. Reason : slow]

9/22/2011 9:01:47 PM

Firing thread is appropriate.

This sham staff needs to be fired. 1 good season out of 5. Obrien is worse than Amato

[Edited on September 22, 2011 at 9:03 PM. Reason : .]

9/22/2011 9:02:16 PM

Keep the credibility thread, no need for a firing thread.

9/22/2011 9:09:10 PM

Fuck TOB, i said it before, i said it last year, i said it the year before, and the year before that

Fuck TOB

9/22/2011 9:10:05 PM

Quote :

"# of pages by midnight O/U 24.5?"

Based on 1.5 quarters of play, I'll take the over on that.

9/22/2011 9:11:05 PM

TOB talks about discipline a lot. Guess no one was listenin'

9/22/2011 9:12:07 PM

All the injuries are really impacting the defense, but even if everyone was healthy, Cincinnati would still be beating us because our O-Line is just plain god awful. I thought TOB was supposed to be some kind of O-line specialist. 5 years in and our O-Line is getting beat like a red head stepchild by a middle tier Big East team that lost by nearly 4 TDs to a mediocre Tennessee team.

9/22/2011 9:15:04 PM

Just gonna cross my fingers that Georgia does well and keeps Richt so we have a chance at Kirby Smart.

9/22/2011 9:18:12 PM

You don't have to look at all these little excuses for why we are bad. TOB doesn't recruit quality depth, he doesn't recruit quality starters. You just have to look at the bottom line.

In 5 years, he should have enough time to have his guys in place. His record is worse than Amato's. It would be fucking stupid to keep him for a 6th year.

9/22/2011 9:20:03 PM

Fire, now.

9/22/2011 9:20:20 PM

Welp, we're getting embarrassed on national TV.

You can email Debbie Yow at d_yow@ncsu.edu and ask her why.

9/22/2011 9:23:18 PM

we def should redshirt sweezy this year.

we're not going to win more than 4 games anyways

9/22/2011 9:29:23 PM

^cant already redshirted

9/22/2011 9:34:17 PM

i was saying med redshrt, but i dont know if itd apply

9/22/2011 9:40:19 PM

he is pissed!

9/22/2011 9:43:02 PM

Tom looked more pissed when Graham broke away for that touchdown than about how the defensive game plan has worked out.

[Edited on September 22, 2011 at 9:44 PM. Reason : /]

9/22/2011 9:43:44 PM

can't medical redshirt a guy who redshirted for non-medical reasons already

9/22/2011 9:46:37 PM

lol the halftime thread

9/22/2011 9:47:04 PM

not credible

9/22/2011 10:14:35 PM

Give Sir Alex a shot.

9/22/2011 10:15:30 PM

Fuck this guy

9/22/2011 10:17:50 PM

Just go get a hungry 1-AA coach. For 3 straight coaches, NC State hasn't tried. We haven't had a coach out to prove himself since Dick Sheridan.

9/22/2011 10:41:49 PM

I quit ncsu football until TOB is gone. Even if we were to win the next 9 games, i still want him gone and wont be back

The dude cant recruit, cant motivate, has shitty coordinators, and had 1 good season that was based on russell wilson carrying his own offensive coordinator.

Fuck you TOB

[Edited on September 22, 2011 at 10:46 PM. Reason : D]

9/22/2011 10:44:11 PM

not credible

9/22/2011 10:44:23 PM

and if you don't know, now you know nigga

9/22/2011 10:45:13 PM

Was it here or packpride where someone described him as a glorified pencil pusher in the Marines. LOL, that always sticks with me in these situations.

9/22/2011 10:46:28 PM

Quote :

"I quit ncsu football until TOB is gone. "

You need to be more specific, or we're going to get a new coach from FCS who decides to keep Bible and Archer as his coordinators.

9/22/2011 10:46:36 PM

Mike Leach is available.

9/22/2011 10:46:56 PM