Tired but ready for the beach!

8/9/2013 11:05:32 PM

here's a shot I randomly took while trying out Omegle today.

8/10/2013 9:43:45 PM

hahahaha, you look so pleased

8/10/2013 10:49:16 PM

that's how I always look. if I look pissed-off there, I hate to think what I look like when I actually am pissed.

8/10/2013 11:00:50 PM

I'm all red and shit.

[Edited on August 12, 2013 at 12:21 AM. Reason : ]

8/12/2013 12:20:02 AM

I'm wide awake, so I guess I'll post a picture of myself lol

8/12/2013 12:58:30 AM

I would fuck kiwi if I was drunk

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8/12/2013 10:02:48 AM

I was a little surprised to get cake.

8/12/2013 2:04:14 PM

I would fuck Kiwi even if I were stone sober...but largely because she has big titties

If she was totally flat-chested, I can't swear that I'd do it

also, to give credit where credit is due, there are plenty of chicks with nice tits whom I wouldn't fuck


[Edited on August 12, 2013 at 4:37 PM. Reason : gjekr]

8/12/2013 4:25:21 PM

8/12/2013 5:28:14 PM

^^^ I definitely know that wedding gown style # and price. Guess that's what happens being a wedding consultant.

8/12/2013 5:33:52 PM

inbox me, and I'll ask her if you're right

8/12/2013 7:33:38 PM

At least I think I do.......one of my clients tried it (or one VERY similar on). Is it ivory,soft white, or white??

8/13/2013 12:08:46 AM

8/13/2013 12:11:30 AM

^ Ayyyyyy..... Welcome back stranger!

8/13/2013 12:25:54 AM

hahah nah no mr Kotter here. just around til hopefully my stuff gets sold

8/13/2013 7:04:57 AM

Quote :

"At least I think I do.......one of my clients tried it (or one VERY similar on). Is it ivory,soft white, or white??"

Champagne-ish

8/13/2013 9:38:07 AM

After a long day swimming

[Edited on August 13, 2013 at 4:55 PM. Reason : ..]

8/13/2013 4:54:56 PM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loz095R82Z1r0zbwoo1_500.gif

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8/13/2013 4:57:50 PM

from october, in honor of breaking bad being back on

8/13/2013 5:09:29 PM

Which one are you?

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8/13/2013 5:11:24 PM

I think I'm pretty good at this. At least, IRL. Meatstick, you are Korean or Vietnamese?

8/13/2013 10:24:57 PM

Laotian

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8/13/2013 10:42:20 PM

Korean, SOUTH Korean, lol

8/14/2013 9:25:00 AM

Quote :

"I think I'm pretty good at this. At least, IRL. Meatstick, you are Korean or Vietnamese?"

whatever....you thought my wife was Latino

8/14/2013 9:58:51 AM

Im horrible with white people

8/14/2013 10:04:08 AM

What state in africa am I from?

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8/14/2013 10:04:42 AM

Niger

8/14/2013 10:05:35 AM

lol okay I walked into that one

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[Edited on August 14, 2013 at 10:14 AM. Reason : why the fuck is it so hard to find that KoTH clip]

8/14/2013 10:05:51 AM

Quote :

" After a long day swimming "

8/14/2013 2:36:25 PM

o hay, MeatStick

8/14/2013 2:39:24 PM

oh shit, MeatStick is hot

8/14/2013 2:45:28 PM

^^^^

i take that back, it was a bit harder to find

http://s293.photobucket.com/user/ladiesman365/media/ChineseorJapanese.mp4.html



[Edited on August 14, 2013 at 2:54 PM. Reason : -->

8/14/2013 2:50:42 PM

i don't have sound at work. But that must be the Laotion scene I've seen before.

8/14/2013 3:52:06 PM

^^^ She's asian?

8/14/2013 3:55:20 PM

We laotian

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8/14/2013 3:58:26 PM

^5'2" with squinty eyes and a good tan...preeetttyyyyy asian

8/14/2013 3:59:12 PM

8/14/2013 4:08:19 PM

hey fuckers back off my work spouse or you will all BLEED SO HARD

8/14/2013 4:39:51 PM

oh boy

8/14/2013 4:41:13 PM

a threesome with meatstick and ddk would be like a street fight

[Edited on August 14, 2013 at 4:44 PM. Reason : one that i would like to enter ]

8/14/2013 4:44:03 PM

explain that one

8/14/2013 4:44:31 PM

meatstick says she trains in krav maga and DDK has knives and shit hidden everywhere and can finally do a pushup

8/14/2013 4:47:45 PM

she's a ninja

this isn't an asian joke. she is.

8/14/2013 4:48:53 PM

Do you guys work at mortal kombat?

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8/14/2013 4:49:42 PM

we ninji-choppin up in hurrrr

8/14/2013 4:51:04 PM

AHAHAHAHAHA...yeah....Kate's waiting on me til we're 40. And I am training to actually get my Instructor Krav Certification

8/14/2013 5:02:09 PM

not me - i just wanted to show off my nephew

8/15/2013 7:30:16 AM

then why didn't you post it in the baby thread

cuz like, that's what it's for

8/15/2013 7:35:39 AM

oh shit, MeatStick is hot

8/15/2013 7:41:20 AM