Quote :

"What exactly in the hell about you causes that reaction?"

??

10/15/2011 1:14:58 PM

Quote :

"There is a particular female who posts in the "Lets see YOUR beautiful face" thread quite often. She is literally one of the ugliest people I've ever seen. Not to be mean, but wow. Every time I see her picture, I get grossed out. She also posts a lot about sex with other users (jokingly, TWW style I assume), which makes me gag. It's probably not who you think it is though.... or maybe, but I bet not. And she is often a bitch; though it appears that much of TWW doesn't notice."

I'm sorry. I use to walk around with a bag over my head, but I kept running into people and freaking them out.

INBOX IS OPEN FOR EARLY WEEKEND CONFESSIONES!

10/15/2011 5:18:03 PM

Quote :

"it ain't you. I know who this person is talking about. Also, I'll add that she has shitty preference in men's fashion. "

oh, i have pretty poor taste in clothes.

10/15/2011 5:37:59 PM

Me?

10/15/2011 5:59:24 PM

confessions please while i wait on my chinese food

10/15/2011 6:22:07 PM

DivaBaby19?

10/15/2011 6:24:59 PM

Quote :

"i'm realizing that i have no strictly booty call people in my phone anymore. It makes me want to start picking up dumb guys just for this reason. "

Stupid guys like ditzy girls all have their uses.

10/15/2011 6:48:41 PM

If the above confession is hot she should send me a pm and if not well I am not to that level of desperation yet

10/15/2011 8:17:14 PM

If the above confession is hot physically able to move she should send me a pm and if not well I am not to that level of desperation yet just grunt until someone who can comes to do it for her

10/15/2011 8:20:48 PM

^bahahaha

also, i am taking confessions

PLS, my saturday night is meh so far

if you're lurking and never post on here but are reading this, send me a confession

DO IT

/desperation

[Edited on October 15, 2011 at 9:18 PM. Reason : thx]

10/15/2011 9:16:52 PM

do you mean

lurking

10/15/2011 9:18:22 PM

got one!

Quote :

"I love fat pussies This is settledown "

10/15/2011 9:19:46 PM

Quote :

"so ive been seeing this new person, sent them a raunchy message that was not received well, debating on whether or not to just cut it from there. i know i'm being a jerk but my ego is bruised and if they can't handle or don't like it then what does that say about our compatibility anyway"

10/15/2011 9:57:02 PM

If the message was how you are from day to day then you are probably correct. If this was just a random occurrence then maybe just chalk it up to unexpected. You should be yourself and either he likes you or he doesn't because you can only fake yourself for so long before the real you comes out anyways.

10/15/2011 10:02:01 PM

pretty sure that a dude confessed that and it was a chick that was like "wtf yo"

i mean that's kinda how I read it anyway.

10/15/2011 10:03:52 PM

i can't imagine that confessor being a female

10/15/2011 10:05:58 PM

CAUTION [words]

but entertaining confession nonetheless!

Quote :

"The Epic Firecracker Story I'd like to introduce the characters and some side information that's relevant to the story first and I'm going to do this mother fucker right and in the third person narrative format. It is worthy of note here that all the characters in this story are Caucasian. The names have been changed to protect the “innocent.” Me, AKA Peter – I am bad ass Paul – My best friend who is also bad ass Ringo – Paul's Step brother who is not bad ass and is afraid of girls, had a car with those stupid lights underneath that made it really easy to follow Skank #1 - I think her real name is Tiffany Skank #2 – I think her real name is Skank Our story begins one winter day in an setting censored due to incriminating material. Peter (who you know as Myself) was hanging out over at his friend Paul's house just smoking and joking as usual. All of a sudden Ringo appears in the driveway and starts whining about some girls following him around the Wal-Mart parking lot. Peter thinks that this is the dumbest reason ever to bitch about something and he asks Ringo why he just didn't talk to the girls. Ringo Tries to act all cool and replies that he didn't want to talk to the girls. Peter then asks the most important question, “Are they hot?” To which Ringo replies, “uh yeah.” At this point Peter was dumbfounded yet ready to see these girls because they sounded like they were desperate for dick. According to Ringo the girls might have followed him there so Peter and Paul go back in the house to get some off brand M-80s (which shall be referred to as firecrackers for the rest of the story.) As soon as Peter stepped back into the driveway, there they were; two high school aged females in a black Ford Focus. They had followed Ringo from Wal-Mart; Peter and Paul were now prepared to perform an L-shape ambush upon them. Paul had tactically placed himself at the street corner and Peter was concealed by the cars in the driveway, on the signal of “fire” they lit their firecrackers and proceeded to pelt the two girl's car. As Peter and Paul celebrate their victorious ambuscade the girls drive off and shout the most vulgar of terms back at Peter, they call him a “bitch.” Peter was not pleased. The frustration and stupidity of the evening was wearing down on Peter's nerves and at this point he realized that he was running dangerously low on his mentholated nicotine inhalation devices. So Peter, Paul and Ringo all travel down to the local gas station, we were all riding in Ringo's car in order to use it as a “Trojan horse” if the girls returned and threatened Ringo. Once at the gas station Peter proceeded to buy some Newport 100s because they are awesome, Peter was wearing his L.L. Bean thick coat and a green jeep cap due to the climate and all but his face and hands were covered (this is important for later.) Upon exiting the gas station and returning to the car the girls show up with a vengeance. They has spoiled our second ambush attempt as we were separated and we were also dangerously too close to the gas pumps to be throwing firecrackers. So we left the gas station and the girls followed us, the chase was now afoot. The girls followed us all around the city in their Ford Focus. It wasn't all that hard to do because Ringo had installed neon green lights to put underneath his Toyota Camry which was decidedly ungangster at this point. These Skanks were driving very dangerously and it was pissing Peter off, who is in fact a very safe and defensive driver. The girls would run red lights and drive dangerously close to Ringo's car, which he insists that he was paying for but we all know otherwise. We were both driving down a long stretch of road near the local high school when Peter decided it was time for this to end. Knowing that this road ended in a curve that had reduced visibility and that these Skanks were now driving without their headlights on in the middle of the night, Peter put his plan into action Peter lit up the firecracker and expertly tossed it out the window, it landed on the girls hood and bounced into the grass where it exploded harmlessly. At this point the Skanks were apparenly flipping the fuck out and swerving all over the road and subsequently over-correcting and still swerving when they reached the curve. As if it was ordained by the big man himself, a large pick up truck was also driving around the curve in the opposite direction, the girl's were still swerving and their lack of headlights had all but sealed their fate. The truck smashed into their car at about a 60 degree angles impacting the area just in front of the driver's door. All Peter could do was stare and slightly grin although Paul and Ringo were clearly freaking out. Seeing that his friends were a bit shocked Peter calmed them by saying “well, I think we lost 'em.” This led to an uproar of laughter the like of which the world may never know again. Peter instructed Ringo to go pick up his car so they could switch and would not be implicated if the girls survived and tried to cast blame on them. This was accomplished and the remainder of the evening was spent in an undisclosed location about 15 minutes away. The Aftermath The following is a list of events that have not been independently confirmed by Peter but he believes them to be true, so should you. -The Skanks tried to sue Ringo over the events, they also implicated Paul in the matter but during the course of mediation a third party who was identified as the “black guy in the back seat” was brought up. The lack of evidence to this man in the back seat discredited the Skank's case so badly that it had to be dropped. -The Skanks returned to school days after the incident, skank#1 was wheelchair bound and Skank#2 had to use crutches to walk. -Months after the event Skank#1 was harassing Ringo and following him in her new car, for which pursued legal action that forced her to stop. -At one point in time it is believed that these girls were both at a bar a year or so after the incident where Peter proceeded to chat them up, they had no idea who he was. "

10/15/2011 10:29:33 PM

i love confessions but fuck

tldr

10/15/2011 10:31:28 PM

Seems like all of that could have been avoided if Ringo had just called the cops

10/15/2011 10:35:27 PM

Or slipped them some dick.

10/16/2011 8:00:04 AM

^^^^

JesusHChrist

10/16/2011 11:18:12 AM

Quote :

""it ain't you. I know who this person is talking about. Also, I'll add that she has shitty preference in men's fashion. ""

oh that shit was about me duh...it fit in with the thumper confession a page or so ago

10/16/2011 11:57:54 AM

They should just come out and say it, because now I'm way curious

10/16/2011 12:17:02 PM

Quote :

"Skank #2 – I think her real name is Skank"

Hahaha

10/16/2011 12:26:01 PM

[Edited on October 16, 2011 at 2:14 PM. Reason : .]

10/16/2011 2:13:32 PM

personally i enjoyed the long story. any more??

[Edited on October 16, 2011 at 4:21 PM. Reason : ]

10/16/2011 4:20:51 PM

send one

10/16/2011 4:33:25 PM

surprise confession! luvs it!

Quote :

"Let me preface this by saying I'm very happy with myself and my looks. I am loved by a wonderful man and have little I should feel self conscious about.... However, I am super jealous of Joie. Not just because she's extremely beautiful (which she is), but because of her self-confidence. I wish I could master that for myself. "

10/16/2011 4:40:59 PM

^that's gotta be livingproof

10/16/2011 4:43:11 PM

granted, i think Joie is awesome...but I'm not loved by anybody...

definitely not my confession

10/16/2011 5:07:23 PM

^ I was going to say that.

I think it is punchmonk.

10/16/2011 5:10:42 PM

You may confess to me

10/16/2011 5:12:17 PM

Quote :

"granted, i think Joie is awesome...but I'm not loved by anybody... definitely not my confession"

What are you talking about? You are part of the "girl-power" club on this site. You girls are like a wolfpack when it comes supporting each other.

10/16/2011 5:14:09 PM

actually no, i opted out of the girl-power club...

but that post specifically says "loved by a wonderful man"...which i am not

10/16/2011 5:15:33 PM

you aren't in the club anymore? then i am totally quitting.

10/16/2011 5:16:55 PM

i quit on the first day

10/16/2011 5:17:17 PM

Sorry :/ Can't help you with that one.

10/16/2011 5:19:03 PM

i wasn't whining or anything...

but you called that out like you just knew it was me for some reason...


everybody on tdub knows i don't have a man (except you apparently) so I was just stating that it couldn't possibly be me


[Edited on October 16, 2011 at 5:38 PM. Reason : lkdjf]

10/16/2011 5:21:41 PM

a woman having self confidence issues?




(referring to that confession btw)


^

[Edited on October 16, 2011 at 5:24 PM. Reason : you gonna be out next weekend? and are you working the fair tuesday?]

10/16/2011 5:23:32 PM

more than likely and no

10/16/2011 5:26:36 PM

what is this girls power club?

10/16/2011 5:26:46 PM

^^awesome! and Dammit! finally going to the fair for the first time in years, and you aren't gonna be there....

10/16/2011 5:27:33 PM

Quote :

"everybody on tdub knows i don't a man"

everybody? I didn't get the memo.

10/16/2011 5:30:27 PM

Quote :

"I think it is punchmonk."

Believe it or not, this response post is not from the use of vanity search this time (which I use at least every other day). I just love reading this thread. I had to make sure it wasn't a script. I fall for that often. With that said, that was not my confession. Even though Joie def has got it going on. Hilarious, confident and humble, personable, cute and beautiful, banging body, and the coolest thing of all she is into science! :swoon: :toot toot:

[Edited on October 16, 2011 at 5:41 PM. Reason : merbig]

10/16/2011 5:41:17 PM

Quote :

"Sex at the office is pretty awesome. "

Well that sounds delightful! You are a naughty naughty. And I approve.

10/16/2011 6:07:15 PM

Quote :

"I woke up this morning and felt something hard underneath me. I reached under the covers and pulled out my little vibrator. I am so sleep deprived that I FELL ASLEEP while masturbating. It's not even like it was an epic masturbation session. I'd only gotten started and zonked out before I could climax. I'm so lame in bed that I fall asleep while sexing myself up. "

AWWWWW!!!

10/16/2011 7:36:31 PM

in response to ^

Quote :

"ive been there, that was a low, low point in life, where i basically had no will to live, haha."

10/16/2011 9:20:02 PM

Quote :

"I just broke up with someone. Other than the hurt feelings that goes along with a break up, I feel guilty for the house work she did for me. I never asked her to, she just did it. But now I just look around my place and feel even more guilty. She did a great job! "

Whoops!

10/17/2011 7:51:40 AM

send me some confessions

10/17/2011 11:48:33 AM

Quote :

"don't mind ernie. i've known him for a couple years now and he's one of these guys that lives a boring life and expects everyone else to as well."

wat

10/17/2011 1:25:38 PM