I'm beginning to think that bottombaby is an unfit mother

7/20/2010 5:15:51 PM

Wadhead1 - no, he does it MORE than one night a week, Tuesday night is just one of those nights. Also, the baby is in bed by WoW time and so she would be sitting in the living room alone, so instead she is choosing to go out. What's the problem here?

7/20/2010 5:17:56 PM

Don't think anyone said there was a problem, not my problem she made it sound otherwise

7/20/2010 5:23:45 PM

sounds like someone is sick of being little miss grown up to me

7/20/2010 5:27:24 PM

someone needs to report this woman to the authorities.

7/20/2010 5:27:56 PM

I don't see why you can't play a computer game and watch a kid at the same time

Unless the kid runs like a 4.4

7/20/2010 5:29:14 PM

Josh is whining because he wants to go out too, but he has to stay at home and watch Silas without anything to do since he's not going to be playing his computer game tonight.

Hmph. I've stayed at home with Silas nearly 24 hours a day 7 days a week for 2 1/2 years. I think I'm entitled to leave the house and let my husband watch the kid.

7/20/2010 5:33:38 PM

just admit it.... you're going to be in the back alley sucking dick by night's end
then you're going to stumble into your house (drunk of course) and kiss your husband on the lips


disgusting.

7/20/2010 5:36:22 PM

I'm DDing tonight.

7/20/2010 5:37:08 PM

double dicking?

7/20/2010 5:37:50 PM

Only if you've suddenly grown an appendage that I'm not aware of...

7/20/2010 5:38:42 PM

Elise, please...

my family members read this site. I would appreciate it if you would curb the potty mouth.

7/20/2010 5:38:56 PM

no, i have not. sorry!

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 5:39 PM. Reason : ^hush! you're just mad cuz i deleted your comment on facebook.]

7/20/2010 5:39:11 PM

she deleted my facebook comment too.

7/20/2010 5:40:25 PM

I'm about 5 seconds away from DELETING YO FACE

7/20/2010 5:40:43 PM

lol. two scandalous for facebook!

7/20/2010 5:40:56 PM

two

7/20/2010 7:51:07 PM

Elise's face is too spicy hot for my tongue.

7/20/2010 8:38:09 PM

oh my!

7/20/2010 8:38:57 PM

i am eating plain salt out of the bottom of a pretzel bag right now

its sooooo good

7/21/2010 12:51:45 AM

living a lie to get ahead.

and it doesn't even matter.

7/21/2010 1:14:44 AM

Some days I want to shave my head, stop eating, and go on a liquid diet of rum.

7/21/2010 1:44:21 PM

pooor bb

7/21/2010 1:44:55 PM

Someone just sent me a confession that I desperately want to share, but I do not want to be the one who posts it.

7/22/2010 11:36:17 PM

^send it to me, I will post it

7/22/2010 11:37:09 PM

Quote :

"unsolicited, yet related: Everclear was the Nickelback of the late-'90s"

I like Everclear Nickelback, not so much.

7/23/2010 2:14:55 AM

^

7/23/2010 8:30:25 AM

I want my friends to be completely asexual beings so that I can monopolize 100% of their time.

7/23/2010 8:32:23 AM

not so much looking forward to work as i am looking forward to being DONE with work today.

7/23/2010 8:35:25 AM

2^I can no has sexy times?

7/23/2010 8:36:27 AM

Not when it takes you away from me!
Have sexy times when I'm sleeping or something.

7/23/2010 8:37:42 AM

7/23/2010 8:39:00 AM

some whacked out logic ITT

7/23/2010 9:09:27 AM

i got the wasted and faceplanted last night. my nose is killing me. i probably broke it.

7/23/2010 9:43:24 AM

i just might get sloppy drunk and act a fool tonight

7/23/2010 9:55:53 AM

the number of sexual partners that i have had makes me feel rather inadequate in my current relationship.

7/25/2010 1:10:30 AM

I haven't any patriotism, really

when Sept 11 happened I wasn't scared or shocked or even offended

I was just kinda "meh" and the only other thing I felt was a sort of detached interest which I would take in any historical event I had just witnessed

7/25/2010 10:12:47 AM

I am having Mac n cheese for lunch and I'm pretty excited about it

7/26/2010 1:13:18 PM

I ate too much - now I feel like I'm gonna be sick

7/26/2010 1:28:00 PM

^^My roommate had an entire box of mac n' cheese on Saturday for lunch. She also weighs approximately 115lbs. Pretty impressive metabolism.

7/26/2010 1:39:30 PM

I enjoy the new Katy Perry song

7/27/2010 10:22:41 AM

i am a badass cook

7/29/2010 8:23:34 PM

I feel proud yet also ashamed at the fact that I beat Halo 3 ODST, CoD MW, and CoD MW2 Campaigns (each on the hardest setting) in the last 2 days.



[Edited on July 29, 2010 at 8:25 PM. Reason : .]

7/29/2010 8:24:34 PM

I just waxed my car using a Turtle brand spray wax.

I feel so guilty


Car... I really do love you. I swear. It was all I had on hand at the time

7/29/2010 9:53:18 PM

I just consumed 460 calories, 230 calories from fat, and 130g of sugar in sugar wafers.

7/30/2010 9:28:04 PM

I had a dream this morning that Peter came home with really bad acne and long, disgusting hair. I think he smelled weird, too. I didn't want to kiss him and he didn't understand why.

7/31/2010 1:38:50 AM

>_>

It'd be mosquito bites, not acne, and its expensive to get my hair cut over here

7/31/2010 3:55:16 AM

I'm sure your work wouldn't mind if you borrowed the pair of scissors for an hour or so.

7/31/2010 3:58:59 AM

At this point work would mind if I showed up period

7/31/2010 4:01:03 AM

I NEVER have a drink before dinner time. However, I feel a mixed drink coming on.

[Edited on July 31, 2010 at 2:43 PM. Reason : haha. points to the first post on the page.]

7/31/2010 2:42:41 PM