seems pretty obvious to me

10/17/2011 1:30:19 PM

haha it just seemed extra random compared to other confessions I receive

10/17/2011 2:05:34 PM

I like Ernie. I'd give him about an 8.7/10

10/17/2011 2:07:35 PM

^me too

10/17/2011 2:13:11 PM

I like Ernie as well. He can be a stubborn asshole sometimes, but I think we agree on the majority of things, so it's not that bad.

He's like eleusis and maximus...except he's actually right most of the time and not a complete douche.


[Edited on October 17, 2011 at 2:23 PM. Reason : .]

10/17/2011 2:22:18 PM

I've never seen Ernie talk about anything other than sports, but he's usually on point.

10/17/2011 2:28:33 PM

Quote :

"i ate a 19oz pork tenderloin for lunch and i used texas pete i am ashame"

also...I haven't seen Ernie around lately

10/17/2011 2:30:26 PM

confessions for me?

10/17/2011 2:37:57 PM

^^

You can find him in Sports Talk having a retarded argument about Julius Hodge and tweeting.

10/17/2011 2:39:02 PM

Quote :

"Why the fuck is geniusxboy allowed to post in the Lounge? I don't mind him in Chit Chat but goddamn is he being a raging douchebag in the thread about that guy's depressed mother. I thought the Lounge was supposed to be a troll-free zone. "

Pretty sure there's no such thing as a troll-free zone on the interwebz.

10/18/2011 7:41:37 AM

I know who sent that PM

He sucks

Come at me bro

10/18/2011 4:43:04 PM

^lol, don't worry, the rest of TWW luvs you.

10/18/2011 5:00:06 PM

^speak for yourself

10/18/2011 5:55:40 PM

my confessional is open for all you sinners

10/18/2011 5:57:31 PM

Aw!

Quote :

"i have a secret crush on this tdubber, lets call her evlbuxmshirley... "

10/18/2011 6:05:56 PM

pm me for funzors

10/18/2011 9:23:47 PM

Quote :

"antidepressants + anxiety meds + sleeping pills + alcohol = my dinner yeah it's been a rough day "

10/18/2011 9:37:06 PM

If it makes you feel better, I had vicodin and Goodberry's for dinner

10/18/2011 9:39:08 PM

Quote :

"and it's all Quote : "FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS" /crazy "

10/18/2011 9:47:01 PM

bumpy

10/18/2011 10:32:52 PM

surprise confessions, always love them

Quote :

"This Saturday is the anniversary of my grandfather's death. He took care of me growing up and is the ONLY person who truly loved me unconditionally and never hurt me. I watched him die and there was nothing I could do - it was awful. I miss him so much. "

aw!

10/18/2011 11:52:32 PM

and this one! [needs advice]

Quote :

"so I have this friend. she plans on wearing a pretty revealing halloween costume. now I love my friend and I think she is very pretty. however, she does not exactly have the body to be walking around dowtown in what is basically her underwear. I think she is just oblivious to this fact but I really don't want her to make a total fool out of herself. I also don't want to be the friend that calls to attention the fact that she isn't the same size she was now as she was as a freshman because no one likes being told they are fat. she especially would probably never talk to me again. so do i tell her? or do i just keep my mouth shut and let her deal with the outcome of seeing a bunch of really unflattering pictures on facebook the next day? "

10/18/2011 11:56:18 PM

personally. I would want someone to warn me that I was making a truly heinous outfit decision prior to it being all the fuck over facebook.

but thats just me

10/18/2011 11:58:52 PM

tell your friend to sign up for tww and let us be the judge preholloween

10/19/2011 12:01:18 AM

Yes, we would certainly need photos to make a fair assessment of just how unflattering she will appear.

Matters like this must be handled on a case-by-case basis.

10/19/2011 12:05:44 AM

Sometimes the lessons need to be learned, and I'm sure she'd only be more pissed at you if you tried to dissuade her now. I'd let her roll with it, and she can judge for herself the next day.

Shit, lots of guys even like a little extra, so it could work out for her!

10/19/2011 7:39:17 AM

Tell your friend that dressing as a whore for Halloween is cliche.

10/19/2011 9:08:44 AM

she's got a fat friend. and fat friends fuck. someone do some investigating.

10/19/2011 9:19:12 AM

sned me some confessions, preferably not about fat whores in revealing costumes

10/19/2011 11:46:56 AM

moar surprise confesshuns! <--- ME!

[quote]There is this girl at work (well at a customer I've had for years now) that is hella cute. Big tits, good body, cute face... but she's married, and unhappily so. I'm very tempted to see how far I can go with that, but I'm afraid I'll go too far. Especially with the whole 'different zipcode' rule

I've never liked people who cheat, but this makes me feel like a hypocrite [/quote

10/19/2011 6:09:33 PM

Quote :

"she's got a fat friend. and fat friends fuck. someone do some investigating. "

lol
everybody wins!

10/19/2011 6:54:54 PM

oh noes ^^ major quote fail

Quote :

"There is this girl at work (well at a customer I've had for years now) that is hella cute. Big tits, good body, cute face... but she's married, and unhappily so. I'm very tempted to see how far I can go with that, but I'm afraid I'll go too far. Especially with the whole 'different zipcode' rule I've never liked people who cheat, but this makes me feel like a hypocrite"

[Edited on October 19, 2011 at 7:06 PM. Reason : re posted for quote fail]

10/19/2011 7:05:47 PM

i am on FIRE with these random confessions

Quote :

"I think that Samwise16 has beautiful eyes. She is definitely a good looking woman. "

10/21/2011 11:40:36 AM

i'll take some confessions

10/21/2011 12:58:58 PM

Quote :

"Since getting back into reading TWW and occasionally posting - I've started using TWWisms out in the real world. Sadly, when I do, people just look at me funny because they don't get the humor. It seems I laugh more with random folks on the interwebz than I do with those I have face-to-face interactions with. All-in-all I feel like it makes them a little lame..."

you are now one of us

10/21/2011 1:11:20 PM

^that's how I feel sometimes I use crazy code all the time in my head and in writing/typing...

10/21/2011 1:14:32 PM

I've always wanted to use/wish gmail had

10/21/2011 1:15:21 PM

I use all the time on gchat. It's my favorite smiley ever.

10/21/2011 1:16:12 PM

Quote :

"All-in-all I feel like it makes them a little lame..."

Ha...sooo ironic.

10/21/2011 1:16:58 PM

haha yes!!!!!!!!! I use :beatup : in gtalk all the time and with people who have no idea

and whenever i roll my eyes, I think of myself as

10/21/2011 1:17:06 PM

i type them all out as well...perhaps i'll go as a for halloween this year

10/21/2011 1:27:41 PM

I'll also add: sometimes when I'm talking to real life people I'll mention something about someone on TWW but I just refer to them as my friend. Makes it easier, dont have to explain TWW, plus it comes off like I have more friends than I do :forever alone:


but seriously, a couple weeks ago I was at BW3s with my mom and I took a picture of my wings and my mom was like "wtf are you doing child?" and I was like "i'm taking a picture for my fraaaaaaaaan..."

10/21/2011 1:37:25 PM

bahahaha ^ that is great

10/21/2011 1:42:53 PM

Quote :

"I think about sex wayyyyyyy too much. It's interrupting my workday"

there's something in the water today i think

10/21/2011 2:01:43 PM

Lol at the Ernie hate. He's one of my harshest critics but I'd rather read his posts over 99% of this site.

10/21/2011 2:32:58 PM

I am the 1%.

10/21/2011 2:57:05 PM

Quote :

"My downstairs neighbor just hung a "scary skeleton clown" from the sidewalk tree for Halloween. This location just happens to be right in front of my bedroom window, which means I am going to have to this freaky, bloody, fang-toothed clown every night before I fall asleep and first thing in the morning every day for the rest of the month. Fuck."

10/21/2011 3:49:42 PM

tell them to take that shit down

10/21/2011 4:00:33 PM

can't sleep, clown will eat me

10/21/2011 4:44:36 PM

Quote :

"My brother needs to lose weight before he ends up on that People of Walmart website."

10/21/2011 5:02:57 PM