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thanks for making me lol this morning

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 11:33 AM. Reason : good page topper... 2316]

6/8/2011 11:33:16 AM

What in the fuck, death by a flying ricochet bear

http://ottawa.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20110607/OTT_FATAL_110607/20110607/?hub=OttawaHome

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"Police say a vehicle travelling eastbound near Luskville, Que. hit the 300-pound black bear at about 10:30 Monday night, sending the animal into the opposite lane. The bear was then struck by an on-coming car, sending the animal through the windshield and out the back window. "Add the weight of the bear, about a 300-pound bear, plus the speed of the vehicle, it's a deadly impact," said Const. Martin Fournel, spokesperson for MRC-des-Collines-de-l'Outaouais. The two occupants of the first car escaped injury. However, two people in the second vehicle were killed instantly -- those victims have been identified as a 25-year-old female driver from Ottawa and her friend, 40-year-old Steven Leon from Gatineau, who was riding in the back seat. The bear was also killed. "

6/8/2011 11:33:30 AM

What a way to go.

6/8/2011 11:34:50 AM

Time for work.

6/8/2011 11:36:20 AM

3^

holy

6/8/2011 11:39:17 AM

hmph, this is slightly discouraging

time to lie!

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 12:12 PM. Reason : or rather stretch the truth, make predictions, etc]

Damn, gotta tour some nubs around the place

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 12:22 PM. Reason : lkj]

6/8/2011 12:11:45 PM

HONGRY!

6/8/2011 12:22:11 PM

trying to decide whether to order new Rainbows...

i lost one of my black ones but they were worn out anyway...


i have them in brown, gray, and the regular tan color (which i NEVER wear)....


i'm thinking about replacing the black ones since i wore those the most and getting a pair of hemp in sand...

maybe a blue as well...

i really don't need to spend $150 on flip flops

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 12:28 PM. Reason : maybe i'll get the black in hemp too since they are cheaper]

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 12:32 PM. Reason : i sorta like the forest green too...gah]

6/8/2011 12:25:25 PM

does anyone make cat proof cribs ??

i'm nervous one of our cats might smother a baby if we have kids (she lays on one of the two of us every night)

6/8/2011 1:12:54 PM

Actually, my mom said the best thing you can do with a baby is throw a cat in the crib with it. Cats love a nice warm baby to cuddle with and it is supposedly great for building resistance to asthma and allergies...win win situation.

Guess that's why I don't have allergies or asthma

6/8/2011 1:18:14 PM

i thought it was one of the top reasons for SDS...
smother by catification.


and i don't think you can train allergies.

I had none till i worked at a golfcourse for 5 years now i'm allergic to pollen and grass

6/8/2011 1:29:02 PM

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"I wonder how Samwise16 's presentation went [Edited on June 7, 2011 at 3:10 PM. Reason : dern] 6/7/2011 3:09:08 PM"

6/8/2011 1:33:36 PM

LOL @ the gif at the top of the page. That is awesome.

I'm so exhausted today. No idea why. Might have to take a nap later.

6/8/2011 1:56:19 PM

Hmmm not really sure how that happens.....

6/8/2011 2:12:35 PM

lunch with an old friend is always nice.

6/8/2011 2:14:49 PM

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"Actually, my mom said the best thing you can do with a baby is throw a cat in the crib with it. Cats love a nice warm baby to cuddle with and it is supposedly great for building resistance to asthma and allergies...win win situation."

DO NOT tell Aaron's stepmom that. She would call child protective services and kill the cat. I am not even kidding. I have heard her rant about that many times.

6/8/2011 2:24:41 PM

http://www.ticketbiscuit.com/GoodnightsComedy/EventPage.aspx?EID=99282#.Te_Tx9NOVA8;facebook


LOL @ Gary Owen being voted "San Diego's Funniest Black Comedian"

6/8/2011 3:59:40 PM

I normally don't like plain blueberries but these are really good.

6/8/2011 4:00:57 PM

^^^I DO know that ferrets would be a bad baby sitter.

goodnight, sweet, delicious toes

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 4:01 PM. Reason : ^blueberry toes?]

6/8/2011 4:01:30 PM

fuck goddammit shit motherfucker

6/8/2011 5:43:40 PM

wha happon?

6/8/2011 5:46:06 PM

i massively screwed up the sort on a spreadsheet that i've been working on since 10am

6/8/2011 5:56:22 PM

Gary Owen?

6/8/2011 5:58:47 PM

what dude gets a tongue ring?

6/8/2011 6:16:03 PM

i'm so snotty

6/8/2011 6:39:02 PM

Skwinkle's post on the last page made me pretty damn happy. I only know a total of 1 people that is still thinking of my belated bday.

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 6:45 PM. Reason : ]

6/8/2011 6:44:04 PM

Wtf made me think I could eat all this chicken???
Now I have to cook it or throw it away

6/8/2011 7:19:35 PM

I have a shit ton of chicken I need to cook

someone give me good chicken breast recipes for camping, over a fire or grill

6/8/2011 7:30:37 PM

6/8/2011 8:47:13 PM

well at least the fuck up wasn't my fault....

fixing it - still my responsibility. dammit all

6/8/2011 9:16:29 PM

Tron Guy fail on America's Got Talent just made my night.

6/8/2011 9:30:28 PM

I SUCK at grocery shopping, pretty much buy everything that looks yummy

6/8/2011 9:33:37 PM

being a lazy fatass bum.
didn't go to the gym. Super tired and exhausted. and also ordered some yummy fatty Chinese food.

6/8/2011 9:39:51 PM

Friday is going to be one of the saddest days ever.

6/8/2011 9:44:54 PM

so much science

so little time

6/8/2011 9:50:56 PM

God, that dinner was amazing.

6/8/2011 10:03:28 PM

I really need to check what hotel I'm staying at before I arrive. Thats 2 times in 3 weeks that I've tried to checkin to the wrong hotel

6/8/2011 10:23:40 PM

My latest lady is pretty cool but she has a shady ass past. Also, apparently boobs can be too big .

6/8/2011 10:26:49 PM

6/8/2011 10:54:15 PM

man, south park made me sad, weird

6/8/2011 11:06:46 PM

does anybody remember how you can block certain people on FB from seeing your shit? meaning not actually block them but hide stuff.

6/8/2011 11:30:07 PM

go under the privacy settings and do the 'customize settings' option....you can also view your profile as if you were that person, so you can make sure you did it right

6/8/2011 11:33:10 PM

thanks

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 11:38 PM. Reason : ^ ps how are we not FB friends]

6/8/2011 11:38:04 PM

my flaws. so i can fix them.

sometimes i am negative
i tend to exaggerate and overreact
i am bad at correspondence

6/8/2011 11:40:02 PM

^^ I am fb friends with 0 people from tww. make it happen.

^ I have trouble falling asleep lately because I lay there and just worry, and wonder, and overthink things. And I'm negative

6/8/2011 11:48:37 PM

http://www.facebook.com/SamwiseGamG

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 11:50 PM. Reason : ^2, ^ you both are fabulous]

6/8/2011 11:50:10 PM

^^http://www.facebook.com/bmmelvin

6/8/2011 11:54:44 PM

must...keep...writing

I hope I can finish this

6/9/2011 12:36:41 AM

ugh

6/9/2011 12:38:30 AM

one guess for my fb

6/9/2011 12:38:32 AM