Quote :

"i type them all out as well...perhaps i'll go as a for halloween this year"

lulz!

10/21/2011 5:13:53 PM

There are so many occasions to use IRL unfortunately nobody gets it

10/21/2011 5:17:48 PM

PM me after the scheduled maintenance!

10/22/2011 12:06:11 AM

you're moving too fast....I don't know you like that

10/22/2011 12:07:04 AM

Poll-style confession

Quote :

"What to do with a lame, alone, saturday night? 1) read trashy novel 2) stargaze on the lake 3) get high and watch inception Help me decide t-dub "

10/22/2011 8:44:49 PM

#1 is what I do most nights.

10/22/2011 8:46:07 PM

10/22/2011 9:14:06 PM

Definitely 2) I watched the stars last night since it was so damn clear. Definitely worth it!

10/22/2011 9:15:07 PM

you don't want to get high and watch inception. it will hurt your brain.

10/22/2011 10:06:21 PM

no kate it's pretty cool

10/22/2011 10:10:12 PM

Moar surprise confessions...

[WORDS]

Quote :

"So I met this girl at a friends house where she was staying and we really started to hit it off. Later on that she stars to give me a massage (we were pretty plastered) and I tell her that if she isn't careful I might just have to take her upstairs. Fast forward through through all the foreplay and making out and there I am just going to town with this girl, this is my first time. I go through every different position I can think of and its just awesome. So four and half hours later we're still going strong and then we decide to take a cigarette break, and then we recommence. So I end up bawning her for God knows how long, technically to the point where my erection was a medical concern, and I never achieve orgasm, I mean by this point I can't even feel the damn thing. So through the next few weeks I continue to copulate with her and even though I finally get off about the third time I still have blue balls for a week. Now the crazy part of the story is this; apparently her ex-boyfriend was also staying at my friends house and he was particularly violent towards her. Now I do not condone violence against anyone, especially towards women just because you're mad at them. But the guy, I think his name was Ryan, was bat shit scared of me and would never say a word to me, especially since it was so hard to hear over his girlfriend screaming my name mid-coitus all through the night. So I show up one day and there is blood all in the shower and I immediately assume the worst so I go to find her and she is fine. Apparently one of the neighbor friends showed up after the Ryan dude hit her and knocked some of the Ryan guy's teeth out while he was in the shower. Then she proceeds to tell me that they were married but are now separated, which I am okay with but I try to be nicer to the Ryan guy from then on but still not put up with any woman beating. After another few weeks the girl tries to get me to let her stick some fingers up my ass and then she would let me perform anal sex on her, I was not comfortable with this so it never happened but then she wanted to introduce another girl into the situation which I was considering until she dropped the bomb on me: She was still married to the Ryan guy and they were trying to get the money together to file for divorce and whatnot, so I was bawning this guy's wife the whole time, no wonder he was pissed..."

10/22/2011 10:21:02 PM

wow that was the most unnecessarily long confession ever

let me give you all the spark notes

he boned some dudes wife

the end

10/22/2011 11:21:43 PM

lol

10/23/2011 1:59:45 AM

Quote :

"so i have been trying to save money lately. to do this i have been eating all of the random old crap in my freezer/fridge/pantry instead of going grocery shopping or going out. i'd say 50% of the time it has made me immediately sick afterwards, probably due to being old/expired. yet i am determined not to be broke when things slow down at work this winter so i keep doing this to myself. pathetic or what?? another thing i've started doing to save money on food - going on lots of plenty of fish dates. i always offer to pay but haven't had a guy let me pay yet...not sure how long i can keep this up though..."

10/23/2011 2:43:45 AM

is plenty of fish like okcupid for people who can't read

10/23/2011 2:45:08 AM

sick burn

10/23/2011 3:25:22 AM

I can has Sundai confessionz?

10/23/2011 9:28:57 AM

pass along your confessions

10/23/2011 1:13:57 PM

surprise confession

Quote :

"I ate 1710 calories and 90 grams of fat at McDonalds the other day. This was just lunch. "

i dont think I eat that much in the entire day

10/23/2011 3:27:07 PM

^what did that person eat?

10/23/2011 3:32:11 PM

Quote :

"I once got my penis stuck in a Xerox Machine. A bonerjam, if you will. "

10/23/2011 9:33:28 PM

Quote :

"I like to slam dunk a nerf basketball with my penis. A bonerjam, if you will. "

10/23/2011 9:34:29 PM

Quote :

"My girlfriend has a fetish where she likes me to ejaculate on her sandwich. A peanut-butter and bonerjam sandwich, if you will."

Yes...I got a bonerjam confession as well. Yucky.

10/23/2011 9:38:29 PM

Quote :

"I like to sing over mid 90s hip-hop and R&B songs about my penis. A bonerjam, if you will."

10/23/2011 9:39:06 PM

silly confessions or not.... he's still a fantastic TWWer

very creative. A+

10/23/2011 9:40:21 PM

Quote :

"I was stuck in traffic one day with my guy and we decided to do it in the car on the freeway. A traffic boner jam, if you will. "

10/23/2011 9:40:49 PM

Quote :

"My girlfriend has a fetish where she likes me to ejaculate on her sandwich. A peanut-butter and bonerjam sandwich, if you will. "

10/23/2011 9:52:24 PM

well damn

now I want a PBJ sandwich

10/23/2011 9:54:22 PM

Quote :

"I got tired of playing all these new games so I challenged my friend to some old SNES games, like NBA boner jam, if you will"

10/23/2011 9:55:57 PM

update on McFattime

Quote :

"2 Big Macs, Medium Fry, and an Apple Pie. "

I would like to point out to Meg that we totally called the two big macs and fries. however i thought the apple pie was going to be chicken nuggets.

and yes. we did have a debate about this earlier.

10/24/2011 12:56:49 AM

^^hahaha

10/24/2011 12:57:46 AM

send me your confessions!!

10/24/2011 9:07:37 AM

Quote :

"I have a bit of an e-crush on dropdeadkate which is a bit novel for me, as I've never e-crushed before. Seems like a cool lady. Laid back and slightly nerdy, which is big in my book! Sadly this little crush makes me feel a bit like a creeper, but I'm sure I'm not alone with that on T-Dub. "

10/24/2011 9:38:13 AM

^4 I can't even finish one Big Mac, much less two

10/24/2011 9:39:43 AM

more surprise confessions? man i am seriously on fire, now i know errybody's secrets

Quote :

"Another update: I am the guy who, at a party, came in the panties of his friends wife and slowly began having an affair with her. This whole thing started about a year ago and is still going strong. We had a double date with our partners last night and could barely keep our hands off each other, finding every open moment to slyly wipe my hand over her ass or she grab my crotch. The sex is awesome and we honestly don't feel bad at all. We both love our partners but there is something about this we just can't stop. This will either be a lifetime of good times or a series of events that ends very very poorly."

10/24/2011 11:13:47 AM

haha it's not script! i win

or maybe I don't

with my luck it's probably dnl. lose.

also ^ is going to have this whole thing blow up in his face so hard. Calling it

10/24/2011 1:39:42 PM

It will be a series of events that ends very very poorly.

10/24/2011 1:41:16 PM

sounds pretty awesome for now.

10/24/2011 1:43:07 PM

Quote :

"speaking of e-crushes. I have a tiny one on craptastic. i don't really talk to him or pay attention to any of his posts really but....... whenever I stumble upon his pictures I'm always like "OMG CUTE WHO IS THAT" and realize it's him. again. giraffe pic. best."

10/24/2011 1:52:58 PM

I'll keep your confession e-crushes secret T-Dub, I promise!

10/24/2011 2:04:25 PM

Yeah there's no way that affair won't end badly.

10/24/2011 2:07:12 PM

meh I think it could end well

sounds like they're having a good good time

10/24/2011 2:08:38 PM

Even if it ends well for them, it's shitty for the people they're deceiving Affairs never go well for at least one person.

10/24/2011 2:18:23 PM

IBT wife finding out

because she will find out...they always do

10/24/2011 2:19:28 PM

it's been going on for awhile IIRC. my question is, how often are the two of them meeting up? and it's pretty ballsy to go for the ass/cock grab with the partners mere feet away.

10/24/2011 2:34:15 PM

That situation and the poster make me fucking sick. I cannot stand cheating.

10/24/2011 2:41:23 PM

Quote :

"Yeah there's no way that affair won't end badly is real."

[Edited on October 24, 2011 at 3:16 PM. Reason : .]

10/24/2011 3:15:59 PM

Quote :

"The guy having an affair will end up getting caught. An affair is deceptive, and it lends itself into developing into a moral jam. In this case, it's boner related. A bonerjam, if you will."

lulz

10/24/2011 3:36:18 PM

the situation is disturbing but that ^ is funny.

10/24/2011 3:40:34 PM

lol I want a confession like that!

10/24/2011 3:43:46 PM