Just ate a chocolate RASPBERRY croissant from whole foods! DELISH!

6/10/2011 5:43:19 PM

was in a hurry today and got a haircut at Great Clips

what a terrible fucking decision that was

6/10/2011 8:30:56 PM

way too full
was completely worth it though

6/10/2011 10:29:11 PM

I'm so excited...Britt Britt (joel's wifey) is gonna do my hairs on Thurs

6/10/2011 10:30:16 PM

FUCK YOU RAIN

YOU'RE FUCKING UP MY PLANS

6/10/2011 10:34:38 PM

I'm feeling a little blue tonight...not sure why though...


I guess I've just been happy for too long

6/10/2011 10:38:14 PM

6/10/2011 10:41:58 PM

Quote :

"was in a hurry today and got a haircut at Great Clips what a terrible fucking decision that was"

No kidding. Great Clips was a "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice..." place for me. It's not like I have a particularly difficult hair cut to fuck up in the first place. I'll wait a few days and go somewhere worthwhile before I go to a Great Clips again.

6/10/2011 10:58:07 PM

man I need a relaxer

6/10/2011 11:20:17 PM

That whole "I can't live without ______" thread in the lounge is fucking splitting my sides

6/10/2011 11:38:44 PM

I was just asked to leave a bar.....


why you may ask?


Cause a band saw me at said band and was like "hey will you come sing with us tonight?"

so I was like "fuck yeah"

[Edited on June 11, 2011 at 2:13 AM. Reason : ]

6/11/2011 2:11:37 AM

chili mangos.....SO FREAKING HOT......my tounge. but why do i keep eating?

6/11/2011 2:15:04 AM

Omg I'm so flipping drunk

She's always a booty quuen

6/11/2011 3:24:37 AM

fucking poorly discoverable APIs

6/11/2011 3:29:29 AM

so freakin tired

but can't sleep.

6/11/2011 3:52:59 AM

Morgan Freeman with a shotgun

6/11/2011 8:37:04 AM

still harmless^

6/11/2011 8:49:21 AM

apparently the guy who played Rico in Starship Troopers went to my high school. weird.

6/11/2011 9:09:19 AM

Must stop reading about group b strep

Hahah, called my MIL who is an RN--"get off the Internet"

[Edited on June 11, 2011 at 9:36 AM. Reason : ]

6/11/2011 9:16:18 AM

do not want to get car inspected out of laziness

must do so because law makes current vehicle illegal to operate on highway

6/11/2011 9:21:51 AM

I am pretty wide awake and have been up since 7 but I know if I don't get a little more sleep I will be in sad shape later on.

6/11/2011 9:44:45 AM

I gotta get out of bed.

6/11/2011 10:48:44 AM

don't bring IRL drama to the intertubes

6/11/2011 10:50:26 AM

damn it...I forgot that I'm supposed to go meet that dude from mtv in a little bit....grrrrr I'm not ready to get out of bed yet...

6/11/2011 10:58:40 AM

I want to drip chocolate on my bare boobs hahaha.

woke up a bit frisky this morn.

6/11/2011 12:05:39 PM

Well I mean, nothing is really stopping you ...

6/11/2011 12:17:46 PM

I am so thankful for Spanx, because otherwise everyone in the bar would've seen my Britney

[Edited on June 11, 2011 at 12:19 PM. Reason : .]

6/11/2011 12:18:58 PM

skank!

6/11/2011 12:20:44 PM

We were all dressed like skanks

6/11/2011 12:22:31 PM

I'm in love with crazy cat lady.

6/11/2011 12:38:57 PM

^ story time

6/11/2011 12:55:47 PM

^I think he's talking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

6/11/2011 12:59:46 PM

yeah he better get a eharmony profile then!

6/11/2011 1:01:23 PM

wrong thread

[Edited on June 11, 2011 at 1:52 PM. Reason : x]

6/11/2011 1:52:29 PM

It's gonna be a HOT bike ride to pick up my car :/

6/11/2011 2:04:11 PM

Ordered my tickets for Opeth 9/29 but they won't print

6/11/2011 2:35:28 PM

Assistance...my bro, Justin and Meridith need it

6/11/2011 2:41:53 PM

Rachel McAdams in Wedding Crashers

6/11/2011 3:08:05 PM

Congrats to the Shippeople!

6/11/2011 4:04:49 PM

http://content.govdelivery.com/bulletins/gd/USDAOC-89e1e

Quote :

"WASHINGTON, June 9, 2011 – The Department of Agriculture today released its annual report, Expenditures on Children by Families, finding that a middle-income family with a child born in 2010 can expect to spend about $226,920 ($286,860 if projected inflation costs are factored in) for food, shelter, and other necessities to raise that child over the next 17 years. This represents a 2 percent increase from 2009. ... These estimates do not include costs associated with pregnancy or the cost of a college education or education beyond high school."

6/11/2011 4:05:12 PM

THINKER

two healthy incomes no kids early retirement

6/11/2011 4:06:40 PM

POOL

6/11/2011 4:07:30 PM

I filled up for $3.50 a gallon today. Makes me that that's cheap

6/11/2011 4:13:52 PM

vodka hangover will not go away

bojangles, gatorade, medicine: not doing the trick

6/11/2011 4:16:47 PM

Mucho Macho Man FTW in the Belmont.

6/11/2011 4:17:05 PM

I would like to go to the pool, but I would also like to clean out my apartment

6/11/2011 4:17:08 PM

so say gas dropped to $2.50/gallon. no one would probably bitch at all.

let's assume you have a 15 gal tank. if $15/tank makes a noticeable difference in your budget, you should probably be riding the bus.

6/11/2011 4:18:06 PM

it is hot as hades outside

6/11/2011 4:32:10 PM

Beach time!

6/11/2011 4:33:12 PM

dude.....today is pretty awesome.

6/11/2011 5:58:40 PM