haha at first I thought you were talking about me and was like, "I submitted a photo wha??? "

10/28/2011 9:12:27 AM

someone confess to me.

10/28/2011 9:14:09 AM

I, too, thought they were talking about you ^^

10/28/2011 9:14:57 AM

Quote :

"after watching a video of a motorcyclist rescue a baby calf from drowning in a canal yesterday, i had a dream that i rescued 6 stitch mascot heads while calling my buddy fuckwads to let her know i found her babies."

10/28/2011 9:35:41 AM

YOUR BABIES ARE SAFE!! LET'S DO LUNCH, K?

10/28/2011 9:36:41 AM

Quote :

"So I look up the sex offenders in my area, and one guy is someone I've had relations with!!!! His crime is sexual battery with an 11 year old....WTF?!?!!? I don't even know what to think right now!"

10/28/2011 11:48:56 AM

Clearly we need to see the mug shot of this guy to see if it was worth it or not

10/28/2011 11:53:10 AM

send confessions

10/28/2011 1:22:25 PM

afternoon confeshawnz!

Quote :

"I wish that Metricula was single, and that I had a job. That way I could buy her things and then we could dress up in costumes and have kinky intercourse."

10/28/2011 2:36:58 PM

I'll take some confessions.

10/28/2011 2:37:57 PM

Open for business!

also as an aside, waht are some strategies for slipping in confessions, choosing who will be the donor of your secrets...and choosing when to submit. When you havent visited the thread in a few days?

10/28/2011 2:50:43 PM

my secret is sending confessions about my dick to girls that i want to think about my dick


plantin a seed.

10/28/2011 2:59:22 PM

I can't sleep. Anybody wanna confess to me?

10/30/2011 1:46:14 AM

Quote :

"I took this girl back to her place after meeting her one night. She had thin legs and thin upper arms, and she was pretty cute. I was really excited about the whole deal. When I got her back to her place, I took off her clothes only to realize that she had a very wide torso. Like, too wide, and she had a bit of a tummy. And her vagina smelled really bad and she told me she was on her period. I just kind of looked at her the same way a dog looks at a ringing telephone. And after thinking about it for a minute, I got up and left with her just laying there without saying anything. On the way home, I stopped at a 7/11 and bought a choco-taco. They were on sale, a box for $5.00."

Stinky period puss FTL

10/30/2011 2:24:40 AM

Can't get this one to work from my phone and don't feel like fuckin with the computer, I'll post it in the morning.

[Edited on October 30, 2011 at 2:39 AM. Reason : Shit]

[Edited on October 30, 2011 at 2:47 AM. Reason : Maybe?]

[Edited on October 30, 2011 at 2:49 AM. Reason : Last try]

[Edited on October 30, 2011 at 2:55 AM. Reason : Grrrr]

10/30/2011 2:37:24 AM

Quote :

"I'd like to confess that I want to lick your nipples. Is that too wrong? Bubblebobble esque?"

hahah I love when I pass out for a few and get a fun confession

10/30/2011 2:41:13 AM

Quote :

"Donna Lewis's song "I love you always forever" is a guilty pleasure of mine..."

(this came from a dude)

10/30/2011 3:09:09 AM

^^^^ sounds like someone had an encounter with ke$ha

10/30/2011 3:23:33 AM

From Last Night:

Quote :

"So I usually leave the lids off my yard waste trash cans.... Went it rains, some water will collect in the rubbermaid bins (maybe 5-10 gallons depending on how much rain). Well, this past week when I went to dump out the water, I got a bit more than I bargained for... If you don't want to look, then I suggest you don't scroll down... (hopefully this will work) "

10/30/2011 12:04:14 PM

confessssssss

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10/30/2011 6:39:49 PM

^^I cant tell what that is but unless its a baby you murdered then its not a fucking confession

10/30/2011 6:41:47 PM

Yeah I have no idea what that is. Bigger pic plz.

10/30/2011 6:54:50 PM

I tthink it's a squirrel or a cat

10/30/2011 6:56:33 PM

looks like a squirrel to me. Tail to body ratio identification FTW...

[Edited on October 30, 2011 at 6:59 PM. Reason : .]

10/30/2011 6:59:05 PM

to me it looked like a squirrel to me

10/30/2011 7:01:39 PM

AAlso, I would think I a cat could get out of a trash can.

10/30/2011 7:01:53 PM

i enjoy there not being a large picture of some drowned animal

but yea confession worthy? not really

10/30/2011 7:02:39 PM

i had to drive over an injured squirrel to kill it today it was sad... had to back up over it too cuz it wasnt dead. i guess someone had hit it and didnt realize that it was still alive... or didn't give a fuck.

10/30/2011 7:19:08 PM

way to gypsy this thread up

10/30/2011 7:22:39 PM

lollllllllllll

10/30/2011 7:26:05 PM

confess to me

10/30/2011 7:38:45 PM

Quote :

"i'm in a relationship with a really wonderful guy, but i'm not sure i'll ever be able to fall in love with him, being an adult is so hard! when i was younger i'd fall in love in about two seconds, now im not so sure. but what i do know is that he is 100% awesome and deserves a chance, i'm gonna give it my full effort."

10/30/2011 8:06:16 PM

Quote :

"When I play games with my friends, sometimes I'll stalemate the game if possible (ie: Chess) or let them win so that it doesn't apprear that I win all the time... I really don't mind doing this and I can't help but laugh inside knowing I can whoop their asses at any given point... "

10/31/2011 9:04:45 AM

^ Could be that his friends take it easy on him as well.

10/31/2011 9:24:18 AM

Quote :

"i've had a few names on here and i've had sex with equally as many women on here. its funny some times how the same personality would have attracted a woman at one time and then have her hate you at another. "

10/31/2011 9:25:38 AM

I feel bad for the girl that BigFletch's confession talks about but a stinky vagina has to be bad even worse than the body info. I hope I always have that pleasant smelling vagina. I think I am more insecure about having a smelly vagina than love handles/tummy.

10/31/2011 10:47:46 AM

Often a smelly vag is indicative of some sort of health problem. It isn't usually smelly just for smelly's sake.

Also it's a fucking vagina, it isn't supposed to smell like apple pie.

[Edited on October 31, 2011 at 1:48 PM. Reason : ]

10/31/2011 1:46:30 PM

Jason Biggs would disagree.

10/31/2011 1:50:08 PM

lie to me.

10/31/2011 3:21:02 PM

Heartfelt confession of the day:

Quote :

"I take beer to parties and don't leave it. "

10/31/2011 3:26:01 PM

confess to me!

10/31/2011 3:34:31 PM

Quote :

"Let's play "Is It Racist?" So I've lived in Durham for going on 5 years now. People always complain during Halloween time that they don't get any trick-or-treaters. My neighborhood has the opposite happen during Halloween. Every year we get between 75-100 people. And I say "people" and not "kids" because we get people at our door that a) have no costume on) and b) are 20 years old. The first year I lived in Durham, I was all excited to hand out candy. Until I realized that these kids were being dropped off by buses at the top of our street. Which is fine, I had enough candy. But if you are 19 years old, don't come knocking on my door saying "trick-or-treat. The first year, I also made the mistake of opening my door too wide to trick-or-treaters and the "too old to be still trick-or-treating" people started to remark about the electronics that we had in our house. "OH MAN, LOOK AT THAT NICE TV." "OH MAN, I SEE AN XBOX" So I no longer open the door that wide. And two nights after Halloween that year, we had some guy come to our door asking if we had an alarm system. He was supposedly trying to sell us an alarm system but he had nothing on him (no brochures, no alarm systems etc) and he was wearing some ratty ass clothes. We said we did and shut the door Oh Durham, I love you."

you gonna get robbed

10/31/2011 3:39:17 PM

Quote :

"Wasn't going out for Halloween tonight. I did on Saturday. But this Black swan wants to hang. I've never done a species of the avarian variety before. I'm stoked. Black swan has to be the most over do e costume this year. Can't wait to take this creature hom"

get u some dawg

[Edited on October 31, 2011 at 3:42 PM. Reason : f]

10/31/2011 3:42:05 PM

I am ready to receive confessions.

10/31/2011 9:11:26 PM

Quote :

"when i was young, dumb, and impressionable, i was scared away from this site - all the judgment and hatred ran me off. now that i'm older, wiser, and more secure with myself and my life - i actually kinda like this place "

Users <100 posts!

10/31/2011 9:16:48 PM

somehow this confession got lost in my inbox:

Quote :

" I've been stressed and having sleeping probs, so last night I downed 2 Tylenol pms and 2 glasses of wine in hopes that it would knock me out. Mission accomplished. Unfortunately, I had horrible, vivid, violent nightmares. When I woke up in the morning, I was terrified and alone. My sig other was in the office, working. They told me that I was fighting in my sleep and punched them very hard in the face in the middle of the night. Pretty embarrassing. And now I'm afraid to fall asleep. "

meds will give you crazy dreams! i hope sleeping has been better since this pm was sent!!

BAD BETTY!

10/31/2011 9:34:31 PM

I'm taking confessions

10/31/2011 9:37:19 PM

oooh, heres another one... juicy!

Quote :

"Years ago, I used to date my now boss. Nobody at work can know, otherwise they may think I'm getting preferential treatment. "

tee hee hee

10/31/2011 9:42:34 PM

2 Tylenol PM...bahaha, weak sauce.

11/1/2011 1:42:20 AM

Quote :

"In response to the Tylenol PM dreams... When I take any type of sleeping pills, I don't have violent dreams... I have lesbian dreams Now that I think about it, I probably use sleepy pills too often. "

i should have taken something, im dead tired this morning

11/1/2011 8:43:46 AM