Okay for real...this week i'm taking it easy...I'm going back on my diet and I'm going to chill out for a bit

6/26/2011 7:51:03 PM

I don't have a good track record of success with women.

6/26/2011 8:01:56 PM

ouchies i ate papa johns

only a slice and a half

now my stomach hurts!!!!!!!!

6/26/2011 8:28:52 PM

i'm itchy all over after crawling under my neighbor's landscaping to try to catch a little bitty kitten. she was no more than 3-4 weeks old & sooooooo scared. but soooooo cute. anybody want a calico or a gray kitten?

6/26/2011 8:52:08 PM

Our satellite being uncooperative 6 min b4 the true blood premiere is very much so unacceptable

Annnnnnd we're back

[Edited on June 26, 2011 at 8:57 PM. Reason : Whew!]

6/26/2011 8:55:36 PM

fireworks at the YMCA have my dog scared shitless

6/26/2011 9:05:20 PM

true blood true blood true blood!!!!

6/26/2011 9:55:00 PM

everyone wants me to go out tonight but i have been hung over all day

6/26/2011 10:03:34 PM

My computer is such a piece of shit

6/26/2011 10:41:13 PM

dude just emailed me had a quote email signature and misspelled winston churchill

[Edited on June 26, 2011 at 10:49 PM. Reason : Chruchill]

6/26/2011 10:49:30 PM

people who put quotes in e-mail signatures


[Edited on June 26, 2011 at 10:51 PM. Reason : especially work e-mail. ugh.]

6/26/2011 10:50:59 PM

man oh man


i really really dont handle stress well


i just puked

and im about to take the rest of what was a half a bottle of pepto

[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 12:03 AM. Reason : sdfdsf]

6/27/2011 12:03:39 AM

My sinuses are all fucked up, but I don't want to take any pseudoephedrine and be up until 6am again :/

I hope some ibuprofen will help.

[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 12:27 AM. Reason : ^&v ]

6/27/2011 12:23:32 AM

iphone not likely sadness

but the epic mental breakdown that i wasn't planning on having tonight was a SUPER success. there were lots of tears. and now i have a massive headache. just in time to go to sleep. during which time i will grind my jaw so much that i wake up with an even bigger headache

being stressed out in your sleep FTL

6/27/2011 12:25:28 AM

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/27/2011 12:33:22 AM

i went to target to get a mouthguard 2 days ago because i chewed through my special dentist made one (twice) and those shits are expensive . i thought i was over this, but the past week or so i've been doing it A LOT and i wake up with mad headaches.

oh yea so i went to target and got distracted (duh) and bought 3 dresses and a hair wand and forgot about the mouthguard. whoops

6/27/2011 12:50:09 AM

^ I love when that happens you get everything but the one thing you needed.

I can SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hear the Seaworld fireworks!

6/27/2011 12:54:54 AM

hahaha i know! it happens to me almost every time i go to target haha. that store is SO BAD for me! i try to make lists but usually end up forgetting to bring the damn list lol

6/27/2011 1:10:44 AM

stoked for my weekly "unable to fall asleep until 4:30 am" session

6/27/2011 1:21:03 AM

kaleidoscopes are a lot less impressive on Acid, just looks like regular circles and squares and shit

6/27/2011 1:55:37 AM

kaleidoscopes are only impressive if you've got lots of decorations and/or lights around

6/27/2011 1:58:44 AM

blah

6/27/2011 8:06:20 AM

I've got your blah right here, mister!

6/27/2011 8:18:40 AM

B's first day back at the office.

whatever shall I do with the apartment empty for a few hours!

6/27/2011 8:20:05 AM

what to do today?

i could go see a matinee...jane eyre or the tree of life
do I watch next week's ep of TB or not?
is there anything I can do around the house?

ANYTHING TO KEEP MY MIND OFF THE FACT THAT I'M STILL FUCKING PREGNANT

the following are answers I would like to give when I'm asked questions at this point:
"no i've not had the baby...we will TELL YOU when we've had the baby...we won't keep it a secret"
"how do I feel? I feel PREGNANT and close to my due date...I am READY to MEET this BABY"
"yes I'm excited...that's a stupid question"


[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 8:38 AM. Reason : *sigh* I'm just ready ]

6/27/2011 8:22:52 AM

so tell me agin how do you feel about babies?

6/27/2011 8:50:19 AM

6/27/2011 8:50:41 AM

be good Brett or I'll show up to your place when baby is doing a sommersault in my belly that will REALLY freak you out!

6/27/2011 8:55:14 AM

gah! I'm gonna go run and hide at my secret practice field!

6/27/2011 8:56:49 AM

Quote :

""yes I'm excited...that's a stupid question""

hahahahah okay that one made me laugh

6/27/2011 9:13:37 AM

Not so secret....

Also, just remembered I have vacation on Friday
This changes everything!!!

Also, engagement photos on Friday!


Also, hopefully getting to meet baby Ryan sometime this week

6/27/2011 9:15:28 AM

Just got my Harry Potter ticket!! ohhhh boy!

6/27/2011 9:19:03 AM

Why does True Blood have to end like that!!!!

6/27/2011 9:35:53 AM

WTF fuck Monday's all around. All sorts of revelations today

Also I hit a squirrel today on the way to work. I feel terrible about it

[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 9:39 AM. Reason : .]

6/27/2011 9:38:04 AM

how the fuck did this thread get to 1.5 million views

6/27/2011 9:41:43 AM

Alright...had breakfast, took care of a little business on the home loan, now it's time for a walk.

WALK THIS BABY OUT

6/27/2011 9:48:16 AM

Quote :

"Also, engagement photos on Friday!"

fun!! and i want some when they're all ready

6/27/2011 10:26:12 AM

h0ngry

6/27/2011 10:44:46 AM

grrr a/c is broken.

6/27/2011 10:53:18 AM

lol where do you work?

6/27/2011 10:56:05 AM

Ugh, i spent 20 minutes filling out the stupid paperwork for Peter's eye appointment and now it won't submit it

6/27/2011 11:01:42 AM

I just asked on twitter Snoop Dogg, Demi Moore and Rain Wilson if one of them could send someone to clean my house.

6/27/2011 11:02:28 AM

these people are pissing me off so fucking bad


YOU'RE GOING DOWN, SLUMLORDS

6/27/2011 11:16:18 AM

Quote :

"SLUMLORDS"

lol

6/27/2011 11:51:34 AM

back to the house to eat a salad, maybe do some laundry, hang out with my puppy, finish watching game of thrones, then read til I die...haha

6/27/2011 12:04:51 PM

Russell Wilson to Wisconsin

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=6708649

[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 12:06 PM. Reason : l]

6/27/2011 12:05:55 PM

Dinner date spot in/near Brier Creek?

6/27/2011 12:13:50 PM

Tasu

also moist moist moist

6/27/2011 12:14:29 PM

Sushi

6/27/2011 12:18:20 PM

any ethnic food?

Brasa?
Trali?
Angus Barn (Wild Turkey Lounge say YEAHHH)
Champa?

Wild Wing Cafe? (See if she's a real girl)

6/27/2011 12:26:15 PM