sooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

6/29/2011 9:31:18 PM

that's what she said?

6/29/2011 9:32:12 PM

for whatever reason I just remembered that thread from ST a few years ago about dudes buying the "rights" to professional athletes

that has got to be one of the funniest threads in the history of tww

6/29/2011 9:32:33 PM

Cuddly puppy

6/29/2011 9:36:28 PM

im sure no one pointed out the implied slavery of such an idea

6/29/2011 9:38:03 PM

Slavery mirrors college football more than most people realize

Now we just need to find our Lincoln

[Edited on June 29, 2011 at 9:40 PM. Reason : I fucked up]

6/29/2011 9:40:42 PM

I fucking hate birds. I go out to sit on my balcony and those little shit machines have shit everywhere, my chairs, the deck, the rail, even on the fucking window. I clean off my chair and the fucker perches on the gutter and keeps flying overhead. Fuuuuuuuu.

6/29/2011 9:44:33 PM

imagine all the fish that hate humans

6/29/2011 9:46:38 PM

lol at the text I just got

6/29/2011 9:53:42 PM

nutty buddy

WANT

6/29/2011 10:03:16 PM

I want some homemade pound cake

Elkbaby....you have lots of time at home...help me ok?

6/29/2011 10:04:40 PM

Quote :

"Sour Diesel taste combined with its effects may be considered an "exptreme sport" version of cannabis. The stone pull smokers into the sky fast with a viscerlly uplifting pleasure and lots of consciousness expansion in the direction of spirituality. This good-vibe variety may help alleviate chronic depression, as well as the ordinary blahs by encouraging a change in perspective."

Sounds like someone I know!

6/29/2011 10:04:49 PM

I don't know if I'm thinking arbys or roast beef.

6/29/2011 10:06:54 PM

6/29/2011 10:09:11 PM

wtf did this dog eat?

6/29/2011 10:16:40 PM

what's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?


Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.

6/29/2011 10:25:35 PM

awesome make fun of retarded kids

yall are some tactless motherfuckers

[Edited on June 29, 2011 at 10:26 PM. Reason : d]

6/29/2011 10:26:04 PM

it's a factual statement

how is he making fun of the kid?

6/29/2011 10:26:42 PM

Don't mind BigHit, he only gets Tyler Perry humor

6/29/2011 10:29:06 PM

'this is why you are a fat'

ugh

6/29/2011 10:29:47 PM

yeah because you're the authority on good tact around this place.

KETTLE, SIR. JOHN KETTLE. IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR GEOFFREY POT.

6/29/2011 10:35:16 PM

im not making fun of developmentally disabled children or using them as leverage for some shitty joke that has been passed around google junkmails since 2008

jus sayin man, you gotta come harder

[Edited on June 29, 2011 at 10:41 PM. Reason : f]

6/29/2011 10:40:29 PM

best fight ever on versus NOW!

6/29/2011 10:51:13 PM

I think it is time for the warm embrace of sleep.

Also: Video games.

6/29/2011 11:24:37 PM

SO HOT!!! I love Shia.

6/30/2011 12:49:59 AM

bwnin softly

then bwnin hard

6/30/2011 1:10:41 AM

ahahahaha....he said 1800 little shafts....ahahahaha

6/30/2011 2:11:17 AM

I'm a little bit intoxicated at this moment....

6/30/2011 2:20:14 AM

look people...

i am no longer the president of your group...

i am no longer in charge of anything...

nobody asked the old president for help and advice or demanded she continue to fix things after i became president...

i did my duty for 3 years which nobody else did because they all gave up within a year...

i'm over this...

there is a new president now and there has been since january...

TAKE ALL YOUR SHIT TO HER AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

6/30/2011 4:18:44 AM

*yawn*

6/30/2011 6:03:05 AM

God I love waking up to being trolled.

Um, fuck you buddy?

Or something. I gotta eat my breakfast first.

6/30/2011 7:13:10 AM

how come some days i wake up and cannot get out of my house before 8am no matter how hard i try

and then other days i wake up and am completely ready like 45 minutes before i have to leave

what the heck

well this morning i did wake up at 5:49 really sad about wildflour pizza why WHY did they close without telling everyone so they could eat there one last time and stock up on dressing?!

6/30/2011 7:15:49 AM

well that was a great night's sleep...

dreaming about fucking spiders in my uncle's house...


i may not be able to clean there this week out of fear

6/30/2011 7:45:41 AM

hmm, google+ is strange

perhaps it is just strange and foreign to my overtired brain.

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 7:53 AM. Reason : probably]

6/30/2011 7:52:59 AM

12 bridesmaid...

really?

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 8:01 AM. Reason : missed one]

6/30/2011 8:00:10 AM

good lord!
that seems . . . excessive.
but that's just me, I might just smother myself

6/30/2011 8:03:14 AM

Note to self: Get jumper cables, pliers, and like 20 bottles of vodka.

6/30/2011 8:44:26 AM

first july 4th in years that we aren't going to southport

6/30/2011 8:59:44 AM

Quote :

"like 20 bottles of vodka"

what you planning, B?

6/30/2011 9:34:37 AM

blacking out and forgetting this morning. Forgot that the headlights turn off after closing the driver's door but will stay on even if you close the other doors if the ignition has been on so I woke up to a dead battery. Had to unhook the battery cable just to keep the alarm from waking up everyone in the neighborhood.

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 9:42 AM. Reason : ]

6/30/2011 9:41:46 AM

20 bottles of vodka will kill you!

6/30/2011 9:45:32 AM

Sometimes things post on Facebook, disappear, then come back. WTF.

6/30/2011 9:49:44 AM

google be stealin' those posts!

6/30/2011 9:56:00 AM

ha ha ha ha haaa haaaa

my letter is ballerrrr



I'm so excited to see this thundercunt's face when I turn it innn

6/30/2011 10:45:08 AM

Sam you need to get in on Google+, I sent you an invite I think

6/30/2011 10:46:16 AM

thundercunt

i like it

6/30/2011 10:46:27 AM

PETER


I know you sent me an invite, I have already received like 3 emails from your Google+ account


Give me a few hours


I'm trying to wrap up my giant FUCK YOU, I'M OUT letter

6/30/2011 10:49:37 AM

oooh maybe I'll take my friend to Pan Pan Diner on Sunday morning for breakfast

6/30/2011 10:49:58 AM

someone give me a Google+ account please!

6/30/2011 10:51:45 AM

^

6/30/2011 10:55:08 AM