fap before nap never sicker

[Edited on July 1, 2011 at 4:31 PM. Reason : 2368 faps]

7/1/2011 4:31:30 PM

not a fan of the swarm of yellow jackets outside my front door right night

I gots yardwork to do, yo

7/1/2011 4:33:01 PM

Indeed I will LK

7/1/2011 4:49:37 PM

I am a sucker for the use of organs in songs

7/1/2011 6:06:34 PM

I'm off work, what's the plan?

7/1/2011 6:10:43 PM

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOODNESS!!!!! Not happy!!! You are making my mood worse. Stop fucking talking to me

7/1/2011 6:16:49 PM

so does UPS not deliver on saturdays?

7/1/2011 6:49:24 PM

Quote :

"Indeed I will LK"

we'll keep you posted on the cookout too then if you're interested

7/1/2011 6:51:50 PM

I'm ready to get off work, get two cases of beer, go home, and not leave the island once this weekend

7/1/2011 6:55:22 PM

just ordered a pizza with black olives, jalapenos, and extra pineapple. soooo hongry!

7/1/2011 6:55:36 PM

^^^please do...thanks

7/1/2011 6:59:28 PM

someone should've told me that I needed an oxygen mask to make it home. The smoke near Clinton is crazy.

7/1/2011 7:13:31 PM

Quote :

" so does UPS not deliver on saturdays?"

not unless you specify saturday delivery

7/1/2011 7:15:18 PM

And you have to live somewhere that has saturday delivery

7/1/2011 7:20:16 PM

^4 on it


and now for tonight...i don't think imma make it til 9 for raleigh times since I was up at 4 w/ no nap today :-/ will have to settle for lunch tomorrow to see the rice boys

7/1/2011 7:57:28 PM

no idea what's going on tonight

7/1/2011 8:01:40 PM

My eldest hookup hits the big 4-0 later this month

7/1/2011 8:31:29 PM

drinking alone tonight considering this weekend is gonna be epic.

kinda still wish I was going to NC though.

7/1/2011 8:31:55 PM

exhausting day was exhausting... time to take a finish packing up my junk and hit the hay so I can try and perform tomorrow!

7/1/2011 9:16:50 PM

really want some ice cream

7/1/2011 9:17:29 PM

you're a motherfucker

7/1/2011 9:17:37 PM

baahahaha


I could have done much worse! and honestly, if I wasn't too lazy to log out of your name, I would have posted it under my name

7/1/2011 9:19:12 PM

with an offer on our place, no showings scheduled, no showings for us to see, and no baby yet

what in the HELL are we gonna do tomorrow???

7/1/2011 9:29:57 PM

plz to go away monster headache. I have a busy day tomorrow.

7/1/2011 9:30:56 PM

these phish lyrics are odd

carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny...tha FUCK?!

7/1/2011 9:33:08 PM

Was really not planning on sitting in my apartment moping this evening. I had plans to go out. Those didn't happen for valid-ish reasons. Then my best friend... well, we'll see if we every actually see each other again.
Is anyone doing anything so I don't just start punching the wall out of fury?

7/1/2011 9:34:27 PM

Yankees always get the calls

7/1/2011 9:35:12 PM

throw the pumpkin at the tree. unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny

WHAT IN THE HELL?!

7/1/2011 9:35:51 PM

might need a 5 hour

7/1/2011 9:36:23 PM

will I dye my hair when i start going grey?

7/1/2011 9:38:47 PM

I'm well on my way and I would never dye mine

7/1/2011 9:41:34 PM

I freaking LOVE roses are free

get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and free

[Edited on July 1, 2011 at 9:52 PM. Reason : also that's a ween song, not phish]

7/1/2011 9:50:40 PM

well justin downloaded the phish version of it b/c of some jam he heard when it played at lynnwood the other night, which was good...but aside from the jam we've been scratching our heads

7/1/2011 10:01:58 PM

i think i shall take a shower because life is always better after a shower

7/1/2011 11:02:45 PM

As much as I hate the process, this motherfucking neti pot is the shit!

If I get over this sinus infection without the aid of antibiotics, I will be a happy man.

7/1/2011 11:12:39 PM

http://www.sixpercent.org/home/

pretty much a forum dedicated to the douchiest of douches

7/1/2011 11:19:35 PM

7/1/2011 11:25:34 PM

7/1/2011 11:30:53 PM

i need a little more in my life

7/1/2011 11:34:38 PM

I guess I should exercise.

I guess...

Damn it.

7/1/2011 11:37:35 PM

I do not like this whole coming home to a completely empty house. No Christine. No Glacier. And now, no Mindy.

7/2/2011 12:47:23 AM

can I bake you a cake?

7/2/2011 12:56:01 AM

Party at zorthages to cheer him up

7/2/2011 12:57:29 AM

fuck tonight

(and yes, this is in reference to you)

7/2/2011 1:00:43 AM

also

time to listen to my favorite songs

louder than fuck

7/2/2011 1:03:40 AM

Saw Transformers 3 and I miss the lovely Megan Fox

7/2/2011 1:03:48 AM

^5x
I won't say no to a cake, but I'm gone so often it would have to be a smaller one

^4x
I can travel, this place is a mess

^
It was still good, but yeah I liked Megan Fox more than this new chick

7/2/2011 1:25:26 AM

My body clock is so messed up...or this is just insomnia...or excitement from not being able to turn my mind off...or or or

Go the fuck to sleep!

7/2/2011 3:08:06 AM

Time to go to work!

7/2/2011 4:16:39 AM

Fuck you dog. So much for good sleep!!

7/2/2011 5:27:21 AM