237 ramblings

nvm and

I guess I don't have a filter either, so I say all kinds of shit.




[Edited on September 23, 2010 at 4:29 PM. Reason : nvm]

9/23/2010 4:27:46 PM

confession: sometimes i send e-game to G.O.D

mostly i compliment her thighs

9/23/2010 4:31:18 PM

It's not about having filters or not...it's about having common courtesy. You shouldn't judge people without hearing the whole story. Then you shouldn't judge people when you do the same thing. It's just fucked up.

9/23/2010 4:31:24 PM

^I was talking about lies.

people who suck, just suck.

I like the saying I read from shit my dad says.

"Don't focus on one asshole, you don't go to the park and sit next to a pile of dog shit"

or it was something like that.

so watch out for dog shit!!

9/23/2010 4:34:03 PM

There's dog shit everywhere and I'm tired of it.

9/23/2010 4:35:46 PM

oh shit, casummer is pissed.

9/23/2010 4:36:26 PM

^^ stop going to the dog park!!

9/23/2010 4:37:38 PM

I just get tired of the bull shit and drama. I sorry. I'll go back to being happy now.

9/23/2010 4:39:52 PM

is it better now???

9/23/2010 4:40:36 PM

are you tired of dog shit or bull shit? make up your mind.

9/23/2010 4:40:53 PM

^^Keep kissing...it's helping.

^I'm tired of shit in general...is that better?

9/23/2010 4:43:51 PM

Quote :

"Ok, so my porn selection lately has been concentrating on girls making out with girls vaginas...not just licking, totally making out with the vagina. I LOVE watching a woman orgasm that way! I have never been able to do that to a woman but I really like watching it. "

9/23/2010 4:59:18 PM

wrong thread, n00b.

9/23/2010 5:00:19 PM

lol..nothing to see here..move along now

9/23/2010 6:39:57 PM

I am in my underwear, drinking a 40 of fat tire, and reading a book.

9/24/2010 1:31:08 PM

I am eating the third mini-meal of the day that I have consumed at my desk

9/24/2010 1:49:36 PM

They dont sell fat tire in 40oz bottles do they?

9/24/2010 2:25:11 PM

^ just looked, it was 22 oz. new beligum amber ale.

9/24/2010 6:06:17 PM

I am the last person here at work, at almost 7pm on a Friday.




I hate it when this happens.

9/24/2010 6:57:50 PM

I was really bad about my eating yesterday and at lunch today, but I do not feel like exercising. I also want a beer.

9/24/2010 7:00:47 PM

I need to start this online test.

9/24/2010 7:01:22 PM

My sister wants me to help her out with this thing at 10:30 tomorrow morning. Something that I'm pretty sure will make things worse between her and her husband. I know she wants to do it but I just cannot get in the middle of this - and I feel like I will be. Plus I had plans about an hour after she needs help.

And fuck - emailing me at midnight asking for a favor the next morning at 10am?!?!?!?!?

9/25/2010 12:38:59 AM

i've killed

9/27/2010 4:17:11 PM

I'm not shy. And I'm not exactly reticent.

But I found out yesterday that I'm terrified of speaking to groups

I spoke at a funeral yesterday...and was sweating A LOT and shaking. It took me a good while to stop doing both, after I was done at the mic.

And just thinking that event enough to post about it here is making me jittery and my palms sweat.

9/28/2010 4:12:25 PM

My husband maliciously masturbated twice this afternoon to ensure that I don't get any tonight.

10/1/2010 9:17:52 PM

maybe your vagina smells like cheese

10/1/2010 11:36:23 PM

No. More like my mouth smells of Doritos and I didn't feel like giving a blow job at the moment.

10/1/2010 11:37:00 PM

I think I love brown people....

10/1/2010 11:37:46 PM

maybe him jacking off is a direct result of you continually not satisfying him in the sack....

10/1/2010 11:38:23 PM

send nudes

10/1/2010 11:38:38 PM

send nudes

10/1/2010 11:38:56 PM

send nudes

10/1/2010 11:39:20 PM

Actually, he wanted me to put out pretty badly because the sex has been especially hot lately.

10/1/2010 11:39:31 PM

that's a goddamn lie


also, send nudes

10/1/2010 11:40:42 PM

you've all seen me topless. get over it.

10/1/2010 11:41:26 PM

a couple days ago I broke up with a girl whom I liked more than I have liked any girl in a very long time

she was hot, and what's more, our tastes/opinions coincided in pretty much every respect

but I just fucking fell out of love with her...I have no idea why

eventually it got to the point where I couldn't keep up the fraud, nor keep wasting her time...so I broke up with her, and now I suppose she hates me

it makes me wonder wtf...am I even capable of sustained love? I'm a good person, but I don't really care about anyone.

10/2/2010 12:54:06 AM

welcome to the club, bud.

10/2/2010 12:56:03 AM

I hate babies

10/2/2010 3:55:56 AM

There's nothing wrong with fucking and enjoying yourself and college tends to be a place where some girls really take advantage of the new found freedom. I won't lie, college was an awakening experience for me...however...and here's a story, feel free to ignore and skip down to the 'Moral':

So freshman year, guy in my building, let's call him "Sean". So I notice him and think he's cute, ends up talking with me and a few friends. I proceed to tell him all about how I once kissed a girl (mind you this was back in the day when this was a 'big' deal. (Note, I was making this up, I'd never kissed a girl). Anyway, cut to a few hours later, he tells me to come back to his room. I'm only too happy to go. First thing he says is, 'Wanna see my blacklight?' and I'm like, 'oooooh, yeah'.....well that was just the beginning of his 'lines'. I was giving him a blowjob but trying not to laugh at his ridiculous shit coming out of his mouth that he clearly learned from watching porn....'Oh suck it', 'You know you love it', 'You want that big cock in your mouth'..etc...etc.... mind you this was the second dick I'd ever had in my mouth. I go back to my room and of course tell all my roommates in great detail.

Next week, frat party, we go, I see him there and he says, 'so...you coming by my room later?' and I say, 'of course'. So I go, I'm naked, sucking his dick and he starts with the lines again, 'Who's your daddy?!', 'I wanna rub my dick all over your hot little body', 'suck it hard'...etc...etc...I can't remember what his other lines were but I know they were way over the top because when I got back to my room, I proceeded to tell all my friends his new lines. Well my one roommate thought it would be hilarious to write a bunch of his 'quotes' on our message board with the words 'Ode to Sean'. Well the next day my other idiot roommate was giving him notes or something for class and he walked into our room. It took all of 30 secs for him to see the board. I panicked and slammed my bedroom door, as did my other roommates. Needless to say he was fucking PISSED. He was screaming, 'GET THAT BITCH OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!' and I was terrified so I went no where. Anyway, he stormed out, I went to lock our door, he busted back in and yelled, 'ERASE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!' to which one of my roommates furiously went ahead and did.

Well I have a big mouth so EVERYONE in our building knew what happened and for the rest of that semester he avoided pretty much everyone in our building like the plague. He was really embarrassed and I suppose I would have been to. Cut to the next semester I saw him on Spring Break, we fucked, and were fuck buddies for the next 3 years so it worked out for both of us but that's besides the point.

Moral of this story is, I told a handful of people, not wrote a power point presentation on it and it caused a shit storm. He's a good guy and it would have been fucking terrible if his name was forever plastered all over the internet in a story like this. It's one thing to be a girl and 'have fun' doing shit like this, but it's quite another to completely expose someone and go to the extreme that this chick did.

10/2/2010 9:15:55 AM

I regulary belt out songs in my car, like ridiculously, embarrassingly loud. Windows down and all that jazz. The other day I was driving home from work and pulled up to a stop light and there was a garage about 50 yards off the road. I was seriously getting into Dusty Springfield's "Son of a Preacher Man" and this dude steps out of the garage and yells "Sing it Girl!"

10/11/2010 10:13:38 PM

Quote :

"good excuse to go outside and see the stars again"

need to do this more... i'm always inside
also i've been lurking tww alot lately - will probably end up doing all my hw at once right before it's due (again)

10/12/2010 12:00:00 AM

I am about to post the PAPA SMURF CAN I LICK YO ASS flash on my mom's facebook page.

10/13/2010 5:41:40 PM

In the song Never Let You Go by Third Eye Blind, the lyrics are:

Quote :

"I remember the stupid things, the mood rings, the bracelets and the beads. Nickels and dimes, yours and mine, did you cash in all your dreams?"

When I was little 11 years younger, I had mistaken that second line many times for:

Quote :

"Nigger and dawgs, yours and mine, did you cash in all your dreams?"

[Edited on October 13, 2010 at 7:35 PM. Reason : .]

10/13/2010 7:25:19 PM

You couldn't have been that little, the song only came out 10 years ago.

10/13/2010 7:27:35 PM

My dog likes making out with PackPrincess's cat

10/13/2010 9:45:18 PM

i havnt had any beer tonight

10/13/2010 9:56:21 PM

Well thats no fun

10/13/2010 9:58:06 PM

i know. and what sucks even more is that i may not have to work tomorrow so i should be at the ugly monkey getting shitfaced one dollar at a time

10/13/2010 10:01:37 PM

Sometimes I fart in an empty elevator right before I get off.

And then I giggle for an inappropriately long while afterward thinking about it.

10/17/2010 2:04:59 AM

set em up

10/17/2010 12:05:07 PM